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What if you stuck your dick in a stop-saw...
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Mar 22, 2022 20:11
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LifeSunDeath posted:What if you stuck your dick in a stop-saw... Woodship bris.
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Mar 22, 2022 20:13
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champagne posting posted:If you’ve ever been under anesthesia you basically know it all I remember a very hosed up, very scary nightmare while I was anesthetized and on the ventilator with severe COVID. do not recommend. My best guess is that it was literally my brain deciding to live or die.
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Mar 22, 2022 20:17
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LifeSunDeath posted:What if you stuck your dick in a stop-saw... It engages the safety after giving you a tiny nick. Sometimes they demo it with sausages
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Mar 22, 2022 20:32
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the SawStop is very cool and good; blown cart and new blade in exchange for a fingat is a pretty drat good deal it won't stop the blade from doing other hateful things like launching a workpiece at you though- the abject lust for blood of the common table saw cannot be fully contained
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Mar 22, 2022 20:38
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Idk man, I've got ten fingats and that thing comes with only one module. I'm not made of money. But I'm partially made of fingats
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Mar 22, 2022 20:40
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Humphreys posted:Remember our Idiot Chief who lifted his helmet to weld? Well lookie here... Can't wait until he steps too close, his tie gets caught & pops his stupid head off like a wine cork
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Mar 22, 2022 20:46
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Can't wait until he steps too close, his tie gets caught & pops his stupid head off like a wine cork Don't worry, it's Australia, they can only work clip-on ties.
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Mar 22, 2022 20:56
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So are metal woodworker gauntlets a thing? Could I invent those, undercut SawStop with those, and corner the tabletop saw fingat safety market?
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Mar 22, 2022 21:16
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LifeSunDeath posted:What if you stuck your dick in a stop-saw... Please stop giving the internet ideas.
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Mar 22, 2022 21:17
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Captain Hygiene posted:So are metal woodworker gauntlets a thing? Could I invent those, undercut SawStop with those, and corner the tabletop saw fingat safety market?
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Mar 22, 2022 21:19
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Don't tell me what my butthole is or isn't.
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Mar 22, 2022 21:28
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bird with big dick posted:Don't tell me what my butthole is or isn't. It is all things, and also nothing (because it is a hole).
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Mar 22, 2022 21:32
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Your butthole is a sauce stop.
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Mar 22, 2022 21:32
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TotalLossBrain posted:Idk man, I've got ten fingats and that thing comes with only one module. I'm not made of money. But I'm partially made of fingats Oh so you and my boss go to the same crazy-person conferences then.
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Mar 22, 2022 21:38
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LifeSunDeath posted:What if you stuck your dick in a stop-saw... I mean if when it first came out and people saw the inventor use his dick for a demonstration it would definitely show how much he trusted it
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Mar 22, 2022 22:27
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SawStops are pretty expensive saws in the first place. They are really nice ones, though, just in general. And blades wear out naturally and have to be replaced periodically. If you're running a shop, the cost of an extra blade and a new brake cartridge once in a blue moon because some dummy screwed up is a drop in the bucket. I wanna get one of these bandsaws for the shop, too, but it's not clear if they make ones that are suitable for a wood shop. Seems to be targeted only at meat processing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZghWdutFs
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Mar 22, 2022 22:37
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Sagebrush posted:I wanna get one of these bandsaws for the shop, too, but it's not clear if they make ones that are suitable for a wood shop. Seems to be targeted only at meat processing. Wood is really just tree meat, if you think about it
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Mar 22, 2022 22:46
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Mar 22, 2022 22:48
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nap time
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Mar 22, 2022 22:52
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https://i.imgur.com/aftyusa.mp4
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Mar 22, 2022 23:49
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So, that'd be your partner in the wood-chipper, then?
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Mar 22, 2022 23:55
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Cats : Boxes :: Humans : Large metal machinery
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Mar 22, 2022 23:58
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Captain Hygiene posted:Cats : Boxes :: Humans : Large metal machinery If it crushes, in I rushes If it beeps, in I sleeps If it hums, in I runs
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Mar 23, 2022 00:00
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https://i.imgur.com/JuZkRRJ.mp4
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Mar 23, 2022 00:02
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Talk about resting in pieces! 
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Mar 23, 2022 00:04
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bird with big dick posted:Don't tell me what my butthole is or isn't. Pretty sure that's a cloaca.  Hopefully this counts as OSHA, but you know, pre-OSHA. 
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Mar 23, 2022 00:23
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Scratch Monkey posted:Do you eat a lot of hair with your coffee? I'm actually relieved that that is hair because I thought it was a poor python that got stuck in there and died. 
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Mar 23, 2022 00:25
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Bad Munki posted:If it crushes, in I rushes 
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Mar 23, 2022 00:29
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spooky ghost posted:Pretty sure that's a cloaca. I really want to know the backstory here. e: https://twitter.com/Dizcorp/status/941713409439141889 Zopotantor fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Mar 23, 2022 00:30
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It’s the 1800s version of putting giant stickering on the back of your car that says “I GOT hosed ON THIS CAR BY DEERY BROTHERS FORD”
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Mar 23, 2022 00:35
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Unperson_47 posted:I'm actually relieved that that is hair because I thought it was a poor python that got stuck in there and died. It's roots op
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Mar 23, 2022 00:35
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That reminds me of the Royal Tenenbaums. Hell of a tombstone.
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Mar 23, 2022 00:36
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tak posted:It's roots op
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Mar 23, 2022 01:02
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Which goon made this?
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Mar 23, 2022 01:06
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Propaganda Hour posted:Which goon made this? None, that person is a) an adult and b) alive
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Mar 23, 2022 01:13
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Zopotantor posted:I really want to know the backstory here. It's pretty awful. Ellen was standing under the lamp to light it when it exploded, covering her in burning oil. In true OSHA fashion, this happened at her place of employment. https://books.google.com/books?id=3...p%20oil&f=false edit: lots of content in that book, the 1870 New York City Health Department Report. Sewers! Trains! Flammable oils! Disease! Prisons! HelloIAmYourHeart fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Mar 23, 2022 01:19
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:It's pretty awful. Ellen was standing under the lamp to light it when it exploded, covering her in burning oil. In true OSHA fashion, this happened at her place of employment. I'll be damned; it is OSHA-related content after all.  If ever there were a case for a vengeful, terrible haunting.. spooky ghost fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Mar 23, 2022 01:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:I don't care if there's a magical world where all my dreams come true hidden below there, I'm not crawling through a hole in the rock tiny enough that even my hard hat won't fit through That's fine. There are entrances you can walk into the cave from, wuss. Cat Hatter posted:They'd better be rescuing a dog down there. Here's a dog in the main entrance.  http://oztotl.com/allan/deep5.jpg
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Mar 23, 2022 01:30
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Ablative posted:Yeah a decent chunk of the cost here is probably the blade, those get pricey. If the blade isn't too hosed up it can be repaired. Teeth straightened, new carbides brazed on, etc.
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