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There's something strangely unsettling about those turgid little sauce bags. At first I thought they were albino sausages.
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I assume they're catupiry, but my first thought was compound butter.
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Mar 19, 2022 19:43
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great thread if i ever want to trigger my gag reflex
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Mar 19, 2022 20:37
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Why does your dad post here
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Mar 19, 2022 20:39
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found this place in India while browing for hot dogs and hamburgers (and there's 1 picture so it counts)     
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Mar 19, 2022 21:18
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Goosebumps, the restaurant. Featuring your favorite part of the Goosebumps young adult novels, the Avengers and Harry Potter. Be sure to try our toaster strudel burger which features no burger, the seasame seed bun on the bottom, and icing on the top so you can't eat it even if you wanted to which you don't. Please come again.
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Mar 19, 2022 21:48
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Tall burgers need to be loving stopped already.
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Mar 20, 2022 05:56
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One of those places is quite near to me, they charge £10 for a bacon and egg roll. Bag o'shite. It's disappointing that Dominique Ansel Bakery closed due to the pandemic but Eggslut survived.
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Mar 20, 2022 21:53
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Tall burgers need to be loving stopped already.  "I'm going to take this convenient thing and make it completely loving inconvenient."
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Mar 20, 2022 22:20
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Just turn it sideways if the aspect ratio bothers you
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Mar 20, 2022 22:42
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Mar 23, 2022 21:32
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Soul Dentist posted:Just turn it sideways if the aspect ratio bothers you quote:Black Bear's burger included 60lb of bacon, 50lb of lettuce, 50lb of sliced onions, 40lb of pickles and 40lb of cheese.
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Mar 23, 2022 21:47
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It looks defeated. Or maybe deflated.
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Mar 23, 2022 22:06
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That dude is totally going to gently caress it.
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Mar 23, 2022 22:58
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The blobfish burg
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Mar 23, 2022 22:58
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Thinking about that cheesebussy
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Mar 23, 2022 22:58
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What a loving waste
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Mar 23, 2022 23:33
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The gathered crowd gets to eat the "The World's Largest Cooked X".
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Mar 24, 2022 00:50
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I don't understand making those things. Like, how would you eat/serve it? Here's a foot high burger that's 4"x4". Or maybe "here's a piece of bread I ripped off and a fistful of hamburger that you can use to make a burger." I don't get the logistics of it.
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Mar 24, 2022 01:35
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I found a better article, but it still doesn't say how it was eaten, just that it was fed to spectators. The whole thing was a Guiness world record / marketing stunt for their casino. https://www.superiortelegram.com/news/one-ton-burger-sets-world-record-at-black-bear
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Mar 24, 2022 01:55
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The article got paywalled for me, but I went and found a news video about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS2ba93E9tM&t=105s Personal burger serving presentation at 1:45, but the gist is that you get a thicc slice: 
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Mar 24, 2022 02:01
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Captain Hygiene posted:The article got paywalled for me, but I went and found a news video about it. would
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Mar 24, 2022 02:16
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Mr. Fix It posted:would Imagine how dry that hamburger must be. How long must it have been cooked to be done? There is some pink in the bottom there but who knows how done the top is. You can't cook these things to a condition that people would order at a restaurant.
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Mar 24, 2022 02:20
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Imagine how dry that hamburger must be. How long must it have been cooked to be done? There is some pink in the bottom there but who knows how done the top is. quote:It took about four hours to cook the patty using an outdoor oven heated by propane torches to 350F (175C). A crane was used to flip it.
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Mar 24, 2022 06:41
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more crane-flipped burger for me
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Mar 24, 2022 06:59
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Hell yeah, I'd power through some dry-ish burger if I got to see a crane flip it beforehand
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Mar 24, 2022 15:43
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This is it, close the thread, nothing tops this loving thing. Could have had a few hundred great burgers of a normal size from all that but no, they went and made one big sloppy pile of practically inedible shite. I hate it.
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Mar 24, 2022 15:50
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Multiple animals died just so a few dozen people could say "oh... that was kind of cool to see, but this tastes kind of crappy"
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Mar 24, 2022 15:58
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This just looks like a really depressed burger. The bun is just flattened and the whole burger just looks terrible. I realize the point was to just make a really big burg but goddamn that's just a depressing burger.
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Mar 24, 2022 16:26
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The blobfish burg If only I knew how to use photoshop.
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Mar 24, 2022 18:29
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when burgin' goes bad 
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Mar 25, 2022 20:23
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We talk a lot in this thread how verticality ruins a good burg but I never thought I'd see a time when a burger is ruined by being too horizontal. It loses all auspices of burger. It looks like a meat filled pancake. Or like a dead fat guy that got left on the beach a few days. It's not good. It's bad.
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Mar 26, 2022 16:15
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 How about this bad boy then, it sticks more closely to proper burg ratios. All you need is $9000 and to give the restaurant a few days' notice ahead of time (well, as of four years ago anyway)
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Mar 26, 2022 16:33
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Stretching the definition of burg today the way lots of countries do - I'm scrolling the Instagram hashtag for the Korean word for "hamburger" which brings back lots of chicken and other sandwiches but On A Bun So It's A Burger. Obvious disclaimer that they might be delicious but it's Korea so god only knows.     Some actual burgs too. First one's from Burger King!  
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Mar 26, 2022 16:49
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Captain Hygiene posted:
This, at the very least, looks like a burger. A great burger? Maybe not. But it is recognizable as a burger.
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Mar 26, 2022 16:55
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 Idk how to embed Instagram but there's an insane video of this thing getting cut on here https://www.instagram.com/p/CaEzoovlk9y/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Mar 26, 2022 16:56
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You can't fool me, that one's a brain
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Mar 26, 2022 16:57
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Captain Hygiene posted:You can't fool me, that one's a brain I thought that was the tastiest looking one  Nice breaded deboned chicken thigh with mayo and pickles. 
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Mar 26, 2022 16:59
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I'll bet it's pretty good, its specific shape and features from that perspective just made me laugh.
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