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A guy with amnesia trying to track down his wife's killer, and every time he's not sure what to do next he smiles, eats a mint, and creatively improvises. Mementos. The freshmaker. |
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Do you think Jaws from James Bond was just an ordinary henchman with ordinary teeth that only got his metal super chompers after a tragic work related shark laser incident? Or do you think he was hired on the merit of his metal teeth? If the latter, do you think he got his teeth for the specific purpose of becoming a henchman, or was it more a "well I've got them, I might as well use them for something." thing? Sorry this isn't really a joke, more a primer for a humerous examination of henchpersons backstories, which I could make a thread about if I wasn't using awful app. |
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Mar 22, 2022 14:09
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his employers call him "teeth" behind his back and giggle |
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Mar 22, 2022 15:07
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a hibachi clown that throws little pies at customers with his spatula and squirts his flower in their mouth when the onion volcano is set on fire a little clown car fire dpt comes to put it out |
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Mar 24, 2022 02:42
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What is Rob Zombie even on about? Yeah I know the words but what am i How am I supposed to even |
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Mar 24, 2022 07:59
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a while ago I thought it'd be kinda funny if written lyrics transcribed laughter as "lol" Thriller [Vincent Price] For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller [Vincent Price] lol Feel Good Inc [De La Soul] lmao [2d] Feel good etc. I never posted it because I could never think of anywhere to go with it, but ever since I thought of it, every time somebody laughs in a song it reminds me and I chuckle to myself |
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Mar 24, 2022 08:39
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Cubone posted:a while ago I thought it'd be kinda funny if written lyrics transcribed laughter as "lol" They're coming to take me away, lol They're coming to take me away, lol, rofl, lmao, To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away, lmfao |
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Mar 24, 2022 13:30
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Instead of 4D chess, 4D other games. Like 4D Hangman. |
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Mar 24, 2022 13:34
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Prurient Squid posted:Instead of 4D chess, 4D other games. 
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Mar 24, 2022 14:00
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You reminded me of this. Thanks!
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Mar 24, 2022 15:31
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not really a joke but a pun i cant quite land: anorexic and 'anal wrecks it' maybe someone can figure out how to put that all together into a joke
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Mar 24, 2022 17:46
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google THIS posted:They're coming to take me away, lol Which one is that I wonder? A pink one? Blue one? Certainly not a grey one Green one? |
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Peter Venkman suggests that they stop the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man by "getting him laid". The last part of the film is just the Ghostbusters putting that plan into action. It's very graphic. Oddly the film finishes much the same way as in the original cut. |
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Mar 25, 2022 13:34
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Prurient Squid posted:Peter Venkman suggests that they stop the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man by "getting him laid". The last part of the film is just the Ghostbusters putting that plan into action. It's very graphic. Oddly the film finishes much the same way as in the original cut. |
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Mar 25, 2022 13:40
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If you've ever been told to leave your shoes on and responded with "Naah I'll be cultured" only to gaze down in terror to realize your host is wearing theirs, you might be uncomfortably middle class. |
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Mar 25, 2022 13:41
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Critics fall over themselves in acclaim for the explosive hit release by Ed Sheeran breaking ground into a new genre of music called rock without roll |
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Mar 25, 2022 19:23
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On the cover: Ed with roll free cinnamon |
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Mar 25, 2022 19:23
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Look buddy it's called lubricant not lubrican not my fault. |
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Mar 26, 2022 01:16
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this one I feel has been done before, but it came to me in a dream a filesharing site like rapidshare or megaupload called Dick Inbox |
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Mar 26, 2022 02:49
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RavenousScoot posted:this one I feel has been done before, but it came to me in a dream named after every woman on a dating site's dm experience |
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Mar 26, 2022 04:30
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At long last we have definitively determined how one could have sex with a mermaid. It's a fish hole. |
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Mar 26, 2022 04:43
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Microsoft's New Game Console Causes Fury E: after one company has a success with genital themed game console, there's a console war over it. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Mar 26, 2022 |
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Mar 26, 2022 10:24
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The cameraman at low buget functions like weddings and bar mitvahs gives snide, cynical observations to the fourth wall during the down time. |
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Mar 26, 2022 13:18
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google THIS posted:At long last we have definitively determined how one could have sex with a mermaid. It's a fish hole.
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Yugi acknowledges Jesus to be the true king of games. |
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Mar 26, 2022 15:54
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google THIS posted:At long last we have definitively determined how one could have sex with a mermaid. It's a fish hole.
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Mar 26, 2022 16:07
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Forget it Alice! It's Wonderland. I guess this would make Alice a cop investigating homicide. Yeah. |
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Mar 26, 2022 21:23
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Prurient Squid posted:Forget it Alice! It's Wonderland. Thread and comic series. |
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Mar 26, 2022 21:24
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"itt we post on the popular microblogging platform of our time" "BLURGLE SUCKS adn YOU SUCK for saying BLURGE is anything but poo poo!!!!!!!!!" |
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Mar 26, 2022 22:23
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Hey skub you buddy |
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Mar 26, 2022 22:56
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OK, I posted this about a thousand pages ago. I got pretty much no response. I'm wondering if anybody "got it." The Lucyderata Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Mar 28, 2022
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Robot Made of Meat posted:OK, I posted this about a thousand pages ago. I got pretty much no response. I'm wondering if anybody "got it." The desirable outcome would be that someone got it. |
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Mar 27, 2022 01:37
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"Ricky, I wanna be in the poem! Waaaaah!" |
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Mar 27, 2022 04:33
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I did not get the lucyderada joke, but would probably giggle at an explanation |
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Mar 27, 2022 10:08
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Nicknames for rascals along the lines of "Slicky Ricky" but more overtly judgemental. Recedivist Ryan. Atavistic Allen. Pugilist Pat. Incorigible Sam. |
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Mar 27, 2022 10:45
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Keith, the Showerless |
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Mar 27, 2022 11:35
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That reminds me of the post someone made about Unsinakable Sam the, cat that was on a whole bunch of ships that sank and survived everyone and Unthinkable Sam, the cat that caused all the shipwrecks in the first place. |
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Mar 27, 2022 21:10
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Barking Gecko posted:The desirable outcome would be that someone got it. I love you.
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gleebster posted:"Ricky, I wanna be in the poem! Waaaaah!" You too.
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