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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Lmao Jesus Christ this is incredible

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
#omnicron

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
#trudeau u were worried about #truckers but now because of #omnicron i nearly fuking fuked the cat #mneeow

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nickelodeon will pay for this! they'll all pay!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I know Garfield is a cat, but in his nearly 5 decades, has he ever even once "meowed?"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nathen may have 'fuked the cat' with his latest plot twist

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
So he’s antivax (or maybe just mad vaccines aren’t 100% protection) but thinks covid is dangerous. Also he’s dead/not dead and wants flowers.

Sounds about right.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“DOCTOR! DOCTOR! WE’RE LOSING HIM!”

“He’s trying to tell us something, bend closer”

“P…please post this insane screed to instagram”

/monitor flatlines while nurses wail in the background

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Heath posted:

I know Garfield is a cat, but in his nearly 5 decades, has he ever even once "meowed?"

Apparently so!

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Yeah a real nurse in a real hospital posted that just like his real hospital bed that he is so deathly ill he couldn’t be laying in (which was proven fake in a few seconds)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Last Chance posted:

Let's check in with Nathen, shall we?









:stare:

Garfdamn.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

So he’s antivax (or maybe just mad vaccines aren’t 100% protection) but thinks covid is dangerous. Also he’s dead/not dead and wants flowers.

Sounds about right.

He's veccinated, but he used to have wild conspiracy theories early in the epidemic. Something about COVID actually being a sarin attack I think.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I can't believe people wanted this thread closed

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mordja posted:

I can't believe people wanted this thread closed

Nathen is like the Onion. It never peaks and continues to just kill it and exceed expectations.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
This is Steadiman’s nurse, he’s too entergaged to shitpost right now so I’m just posting this to keep you, his loyal fans, updated. He’ll be back soon with more glorious white noise, don’t worry #Garfvid #Omnipotent

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Praying for Nathen's speedy #recovery 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Imagine being a mask fanatic and an antivaxxer at once

What giant brain could contain such energy

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I knew Nathen was playing with fire when he told me about his new bile 2 plate business strategy.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Someone should just leave some frozen lasagna dinners at the foot of his bed

necroid
May 14, 2009

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Those aren’t his fans. Those fans belong to Garfield! :mad:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Are we sure that isn’t a mental hospital that he’s been checked in to?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
what's the odds he lied about his age to the hospital?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Nathen launches Garfieldfans, the hot new competition to Onlyfans #mneow

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
this is the point where things start to become sad

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Empty Sandwich posted:

this is the point where things start to become sad

Yes, it was a tremendous run of success and popularity until just now. It's a shame it's had to come to this unexpected cross roads.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

:captainpop:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I like that he’s inventing new characters to entertage us.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Send me flowers.

That’s a fact!!

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Nathen has outgrown his corporeal form. he now exists on a purely conceptual level (2D and 3D)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
In order to save Nathen, we must graft him into this state of the art $13,000 Garfield suit.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

:thurman:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Empty Sandwich posted:

this is the point where things start to become sad

Can't believe Nathen would sacrifice his dignity like that

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Bart Simpson is still hip and cool and culturally relevant. Perhaps a Big Bad Bart Lasagna is in order for our future.

Assuming Nathen isn’t jailed for death threats to Nickelodeon Studios.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
This isn’t sad or funny it’s just stupid. I had no feelings good or bad I just liked watching the mess now it’s just whatever I’m
Over it

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
hell yeah dude

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