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Let's see he's 51 and will never lose his seat, so no, not for the next 30 to 40 years. I guess his seat will open up if he wins the presidential election in '24 or '28 or '32 or '36 or '40 or '44 or '48 or '52 or '56 though.
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Never getting over the fact that the most prominent genx politician is Ted loving Cruz
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cruz will get dropped in '30 by a twitch streamer. Pog The Vote events statewide
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Cruz will lose the primary to the first Dan Crenshaw type dipshit to take a shot at it
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cruz is probably more liked by the maga crowd than crenshaw at the moment
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i say swears online posted:cruz is probably more liked by the maga crowd than crenshaw at the moment Sniveling has its rewards
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Proud Christian Mom posted:Cruz will lose the primary to the first Dan Crenshaw type dipshit to take a shot at it You think he’s gonna get primaried from the left?
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I'm so excited for the Ted Cruz campaign!
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zoux posted:You think he’s gonna get primaried from the left? I think Cornyn's horrific barbeque game has shown us where the real weakness on the right is
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Ted Cruz tried on the floor of the Senate to get the presidential election results in Arizona decertified. There is no one to the right of Ted Cruz. Dan Crenshaw is a little centrist baby compared to the partisan colossus that is Ted Cruz
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and there was no other way he could have turned out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPF1xY9SXk
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https://twitter.com/MattMackowiak/status/1507359166364815362 Aw what's wrong buddy
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If you are actually on the GOP side please vote someone better then Ted Cruz in, he just loving sucks rear end
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The man looks and behaves like a puddle of nickelodeon slime
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Don’t blame me, I voted for Dewhurst
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Ted is the handsomest man in the Bill Miller’s!
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Nonsense posted:Ted is the handsomest man in the Bill Miller’s! i think he'd make good brisket. near-akaushi marbling
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Oh good I was wondering if you died
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60 hours in, baby. the trepanning made it bearable
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Homie I don't htink you're supposed to have a headache for 60 hours. Unless you're talkin about MY WIFE and then it's more like 60 years eyyyy https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1507383101198061575 Could it be that Ted Cruz is a hippocrite
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zoux posted:Ted Cruz is a hippocrite see what i said about the marbling
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zoux posted:Could it be that Ted Cruz is a hippocrite Ted Cruz is the human (ish) equivalent of a forgotten grease-soaked paper bag used to hold tortilla chips from a chain texmex restaurant, which was enough for boomer republicans to vote him in I guess jokes fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 25, 2022 |
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Waffle House posted:If you are actually on the GOP side please vote someone better then Ted Cruz in, he just loving sucks rear end The GOP is so openly fascist at this point that Ted Cruz.....might be the best possible option.
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Ted Cruz is a carpetbagger elected by carpetbaggers.
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i say swears online posted:and there was no other way he could have turned out If you ask any 18 year old what their aspirations are, you're almost certainly going to get a dumb or non-answer.
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that frankly looks like standard fare at any low-end small town place in east texas. i'd eat it. the pork ribs look big and meaty but tough. where the sauce tho
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Apropos of nothing, but Bill Miller’s has really good green beans.
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i say swears online posted:that frankly looks like standard fare at any low-end small town place in east texas. i'd eat it. the pork ribs look big and meaty but tough. where the sauce tho the what now
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saintonan posted:the what now the sauce. where the sauce tho
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i say swears online posted:the sauce. where the sauce tho sauce is for bad meat. If you have good meat, sauce just gets in the way
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Yeah but those ribs look like they need sauce
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What the hell do you use bread for if no sauce
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saintonan posted:sauce is for bad meat. If you have good meat, sauce just gets in the way mfer saw that plate and thought no sauce necessary
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George H.W. oval office posted:What the hell do you use bread for if no sauce Street cred.
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Just because great BBQ (which that is not) doesn't need sauce, doesn't mean I don't loving want some sauce to enjoy with it.
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Double posted, editing this one to say that as far as things BBQ adjacent I am so delighted that Loro is now open in Houston and I don't have to be in Austin / deal with crowds to get it. So loving good.
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Cael posted:Double posted, editing this one to say that as far as things BBQ adjacent I am so delighted that Loro is now open in Houston and I don't have to be in Austin / deal with crowds to get it. So loving good. Ok what's actually good at Loro these days because I feel like the brisket fell off last I tried it? The chicken karaage is always good though.
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