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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I just don't know if I have room on the ol' crab shelf

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naem
May 29, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

I just don't know if I have room on the ol' crab shelf

I am no crabspert but pretty sure crab related paraphernalia should be arranged in a P I L E

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ptJyFsS.mp4

:corsair:

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Old man yells at crab.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Old crab snops at man

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


how many crabs are there?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Not enough.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter posted:

Not enough.

Just give it a few more million years

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Here's some actual Crab Content. Somebody saw Leon's videos and decided to rescue a grocery store crabbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4tZ02-c5mI

Pancake seems like a very good (and hungry) crab, but I wish someone a little less Youtuber had rescued them.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Pancake is a 13/10 Dungeness

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


I grew up in a commercial fishing family, and had my personal lobster license when I was younger. My roommate quickly learned to check the bathtub for lobsters before trying to take a shower, because we'd sometimes get drunk and just keep them around for awhile to hang out. They like McDonald's cheeseburgers, for the record.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Slaan posted:

Pancake is a 13/10 Dungeness

I enjoy the contrast between Leon being an extremely cautious individual about anything going on in his tank, and Pancake just instantly being like gently caress YEAH, FOOOOOD

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Look at that hair. Crabulous!!

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/phycofrenzy/status/1506728192102461440

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


You fool, those are merely partially carcinized prawns!!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Dig dig. hold on? It was only a clam?

:(

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/Kelporama/status/1507154921551921165

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

https://youtu.be/d9Mq-dKiPWE

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

They really need to set up some crab infrastructure, a crab bridge, maybe some crab lanes.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I can get behind preemptively sweeping crabs off the road, but :smith: at the folks yeehawing their suv straight down the crab highway

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

If you live in a crab neighborhood it should be mandatory to have those sweeper things they install in front of every wheel like in those south Pacific islands with massive migrations.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Coxswain Balls posted:

If you live in a crab neighborhood it should be mandatory to have those sweeper things they install in front of every wheel like in those south Pacific islands with massive migrations.

Some people are just incrabsiderate

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Look at that hair. Crabulous!!

Crabio. He makes his living posing for carapace cracker romance novel cover art.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The most beautiful crab in the cosmos.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

SuddenCactus posted:

so are those tiny legs sticking up on his back?

also for some reason i see his face as someone in kabuki makeup

In a dive last night, the Nautilus crew disturbed a crab that carried his anemone into battle with the ROV

https://i.imgur.com/yPOtD8f.mp4

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Actually they found a couple homolid crabs during the dive:

https://i.imgur.com/owiduEx.mp4

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

Enfys posted:

In a dive last night, the Nautilus crew disturbed a crab that carried his anemone into battle with the ROV

https://i.imgur.com/yPOtD8f.mp4

He totally wrecked that ROV at the end there :crab:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I listened to Prodigy today, I totally forgot that the album cover is an all-timer.

WonkyBob
Jan 1, 2013

Holy shit, you own a skirt?!

Snops And The City

Ror posted:

I listened to Prodigy today, I totally forgot that the album cover is an all-timer.

The anniversary edition has an even better cover.

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015



My man!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Clam from a seafood buffet:

:nms: https://imgur.com/gallery/zIzpdOm

naem
May 29, 2011


https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/58409/george-washingtons-favorite-parasite

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I’m doing my best to not kill the big and little crabs in Elden Ring.

If crabs you see, leave them be

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Beastie posted:

I’m doing my best to not kill the big and little crabs in Elden Ring.

If crabs you see, leave them be

If you see any players wearing these masks it means they killed a crab! They murdered a crystal crab just to steal their treasure.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





:stare:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beastie posted:

If crabs you see, leave them be

:hmmyes:

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
The excesses of the wealthy, outrageous. Who else has a balance of crabs?!

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