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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

AARD VARKMAN posted:



Idk how to embed Instagram but there's an insane video of this thing getting cut on here

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaEzoovlk9y/?utm_medium=copy_link

at least from the video it's clearly intended to be mashed up and eaten with a fork (and is that like an entire onion on the bottom?). a lot of these tall burgers just seem like a way to take three good burgers and by combining them make it impossible to eat

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


respect the Korean hallyu approach to fast food where like the music its repulsive to a wide swath of the populace but there is a viable market segment that adores, worships and will loving slit your throat if you talk poo poo about the Thom Burg (until has to do its mandatory military service then its forgotten about like a half eaten mcd jr chicken left under the passenger side seat)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PREPARE THE CONDIMENT BUCKET

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



This could work depending on what exactly is in it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ultrafilter posted:

This could work depending on what exactly is in it.

The Mists of the Veil Burger.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The blobfish burg

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


This looks absolutely amazing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:eyepop:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sentient Data posted:

Multiple animals died just so a few dozen people could say "oh... that was kind of cool to see, but this tastes kind of crappy"

They would have lived otherwise I'm certain of it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Thank you Google Lens for what I can only assume is a perfectly accurate translation.








E: last two

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Mar 26, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AARD VARKMAN posted:

Thank you Google Lens for what I can only assume is a perfectly accurate translation.


Lmao I like this new spin on things very much


:tinfoil:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Every day a new low

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post the worst hot dogs and hamburgers in this thread: Every day a new low

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993














AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


AARD VARKMAN posted:

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway


That's an endoscope.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I should mention that for every Korean hot dog I see there's an equal and opposite sugar covered corn dog. Sometimes sugar and french fries




Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Korean food is not Americana and is in fact insanely revolting.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"I hate to get it on my hands, but it smells so good!"

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

bukkake dog

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Philthy posted:

bukkake dog

*holds up dog*
Hey man, can you pass the giant pitcher full of hot cum?

"Sure dude you want corn chunks or no?"

...ahh.. eh, yea gimme chunks.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Philthy posted:

bukkake dog

Ranch hose optional, but recommended.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Big Beef City posted:

*holds up dog*
Hey man, can you pass the giant pitcher full of hot cum?

"Sure dude you want corn chunks or no?"

...ahh.. eh, yea gimme chunks.

You mean, do you want the one with gonorrhea discharge or without?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Looks like teeth in the middle

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The burger that bites back!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I've had the potato covered dog, but there was no hot dog inside, just mozzarella cheese. It was at Arirang, they have a few locations in Tokyo. I did ketchup and cheese mustard, and some coconut sugar. It was ridiculous and I regret nothing.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

wut

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Curiosity Papa

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Cheese + mustard is excellent, cheesy mustard or mustardy cheese sounds great

more likely a comma was skipped, though

If you ever want to amp up a cheese-forward pasta or other dish? Add mustard.

The Italians are wrong about alfredo purity

stringless fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Mar 28, 2022

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Alfredo Purity did nothing wrong! Falsely imprisoned by the government!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FFT posted:

Cheese + mustard is excellent, cheesy mustard or mustardy cheese sounds great

more likely a comma was skipped, though

If you ever want to amp up a cheese-forward pasta or other dish? Add mustard.

The Italians are wrong about alfredo purity

Definitely the best homemade mac & cheese recipes have some kind of mustard. Not even necessarily a whole lot, just enough to give it a nice little zing on top of the richness of the cheese.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This is violence. Consider yourself reported.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

At first I figured it was from some lovely restaurant that's trying to cut costs by cheaping out on the meat but the hashtags all indicate that it's homemade. This was self inflicted :psyduck:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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If they didn't add the extra bread it would've been a pretty decent burg too

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yeah that smash patty looks crispy and tight

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