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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Karate Bastard posted:

That's.... decidedly not an arm actually.

Karate Bastard that is two LEGS

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

for sale, dick shoes, worn once

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

No, I said Dick Gumshoe

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
"... so then I said to the genie "For my third wish I want my dick to be at least 20 inches long" and he said "I can make it two whole feet if you like" and that's how this happened."

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

MrUnderbridge posted:

Flared base - check!
Ridged for your pleasure - check!

:discourse:

It'll also help with ADHD!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"... so then I said to the genie "For my third wish I want my dick to be at least 20 inches long" and he said "I can make it two whole feet if you like" and that's how this happened."
"Do you really think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



This one is a bit more subtle

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

This one is a bit more subtle



Either I'm somewhat confused about the subtlety, or I'm incredibly confused about the thing poking in from the right.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tobermory posted:

Either I'm somewhat confused about the subtlety, or I'm incredibly confused about the thing poking in from the right.

I have no idea what it's supposed to be other than a giant uncircumcised plush dong.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Foot of a giant stuffed rabbit.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

So a normal dick? The gently caress are you guys rocking?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
We're laughing because it's so tiny compared to the chair.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Just look at those tiny balls

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bunghole Meeples




a decent user/band name

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Man, that sharp edge on the cone would really scrape those hemorrhoids out

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Just look at those tiny balls
Woops! Laundry day! I'm going commando rn

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

The Bloop posted:

Bunghole Meeples




a decent user/band name

Great name for a Butthole Surfers cover band

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

monolithburger posted:

Great name for a Butthole Surfers cover band

Or just one of their actual former names


Wiki posted:

The band did not begin as Butthole Surfers, although they did have a song of that title, possibly an early version of 1984's "Butthole Surfer". This changed at their first paid concert, when an announcer forgot what the band was called and used the song title for the group's name. They decided to keep the moniker, and have largely been billed as such ever since.[10] Prior to that, Butthole Surfers performed under a different name at every live show. Early aliases included The Dick Clark Five, Nine cm Worm Makes Own Food, The Vodka Family Winstons, Ashtray Babyheads, Ed Asner Is Gay, Fred Astaire's rear end in a top hat, The Right to Eat Fred Astaire's rear end in a top hat, Zipgun, The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's rear end in a top hat, and many others.[9][67] In a 1996 Rolling Stone interview, when asked if he could go back and choose a different name for the band, Haynes replied "I would name the band: I'm Going to poo poo in Your Mother's Vagina."[68]

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Gross who puts milk in their tea?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




only their second best album imo

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Zil posted:

Gross who puts milk in their tea?

like half the world?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If you haven't had milk tea, you're missing out.

Cheese tea is also good.

I had a ruby cheese tea today, I'll probably have it again tomorrow, it was great.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Carthag Tuek posted:

only their second best album imo

I'd rate Sporadic Humpy People above this one, personally.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Cocaine Bear posted:

Or just one of their actual former names

Oh wild, there was this pop punk band I used to see in Little Rock called Ashtray Babybead and I always wondered where their name came from.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



I roasted some peppers today

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:



I roasted some peppers today

spit roasted em?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://i.imgur.com/1iWVsvC.mp4

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Why do the Butthole Surfers have such an obsession with Fred Astaire’s rear end in a top hat, specifically?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



MrYenko posted:

Why do the Butthole Surfers have such an obsession with Fred Astaire’s rear end in a top hat, specifically?

I’m going to need to see that rear end in a top hat

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Look, we all care about our rights. Some people crusade to protect their freedom of speech, some to protect their freedom of (or from) religion. Others care deeply about their rights under the second amendment. They're just passionate about their right to eat Fred Astaire's rear end in a top hat.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




MrYenko posted:

Why do the Butthole Surfers have such an obsession with Fred Astaire’s rear end in a top hat, specifically?

Don't tread on me

Unless..?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/N18hsr4.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I should call them.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Please seek medical help if your eratction persists for more than four hours

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please seek medical help if your eratction persists for more than four hours
Never mind that, call me :biglips:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
The only time a little cheese near the head is acceptable

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1511716223519760388?s=21&t=vbZJl2fJnJYqvSquiIiMEA

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