Oscar's 2022: It won't be an embarrassment like last time we promiss

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

I think Coda might win best picture. Color me extremely surprised if it's something other than that or Power of the Dog.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:55

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:24

My Face When: Nov 28, 2012; Hide your healthcare.
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Gaius Marius posted:

Hold up, they nominated Bohemian Rhapsody last year? loving lol

Yeah, it was definitely one of those wtf nominees.

Didn't Rami win Best Actor that year too?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:55

checkplease: Aug 17, 2006; Smellrose

Zero One posted:

Dune is winning the pre-show awards.

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�Dune� is cleaning up in the pre-show categories, following up its best sound Oscar with victories in the original score, film editing and production design races.

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Good wins

Dang this is Hans first win too and it�s not televised. He�s defined modern film music and lol this is how he awarded. At least he�s got his awesome concert tour.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:56

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Ngl, the Williams sisters are looking hot af right now.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hooray, awards shows :dance:

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:02

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

checkplease posted:

Good wins

Dang this is Hans first win too and it�s not televised. He�s defined modern film music and lol this is how he awarded. At least he�s got his awesome concert tour.

Apparently he wasn�t even there to accept it.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:02

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Starting with one of the songs? All right.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Even mediocre Beyonce is pretty good, but... this is mediocre Beyonce.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:07

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Yeah not the best, not the worst. She's still carries herself like a queen though.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:07

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No. NO! Bad DJ Khaled! NO!

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:08

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

God I hate DJ Khaled

Also, whoever planned that bit of them talking over each other, eesh

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I choose to believe that wasn't planned and Khaled's just done a lot of pre-gaming.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:09

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God this opening. They should have just gave the hosting to Wanda Sykes.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:10

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I hate this already

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:10

pospysyl: Nov 10, 2012

This is horrible. Just pick one person, what the hell

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:10

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

This is real bad and screams written by committee

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:11

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I thought we as a society finally agreed we were done with Amy Schumer

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

10 minutes in and everyone already remembers why having no host was a better idea, good job Oscars

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:12

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Samuel L. got his only oscar he'll ever get. They better show him thanking the academy.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:12

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Stop making bad jokes and just present

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:12

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Benne posted:

I thought we as a society finally agreed we were done with Amy Schumer

I also thought that

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:13

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

I would have rather seen who won Best Documentary Short than this.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:13

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Can we just get to Best Supporting Character, because I'm already pre-amused by a list that consists of "The Joker, Vito Corleone, and Rita"

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:14

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Can we move on please?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:16

pospysyl: Nov 10, 2012

Are we doing another opening monologue? Are all three of them going to have their own opening monologue?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:16

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

15 minutes in and no winners announced

I thought the whole point of punting awards to the pre-show was to cut down on filler

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:17

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

We heard you love monologs so we're giving you monologs inside monologs!

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Benne posted:

15 minutes in and no winners announced

I thought the whole point of punting awards to the pre-show was to cut down on filler

I think it was to make room for the filler

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:18

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

This might be the worst start to an Oscars that I can remember

ANNOUNCE AN AWARD what the gently caress

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:18

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It should have just been Wanda Sykes but I guess she was too black and gay for the Oscars

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:19

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

That was some of the most brutal television I've sat through in a long time

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:19

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Okay this sucks, I've already tapped out and decided to watch 1995's "To Die For"

Directed by Gus Van Sant, music by Danny Elfman, here's the cast:

code:

Nicole Kidman as Suzanne Stone-Maretto
Joaquin Phoenix as Jimmy Emmett
Matt Dillon as Larry Maretto
Casey Affleck as Russell Hines
Illeana Douglas as Janice Maretto
Alison Folland as Lydia Mertz
Dan Hedaya as Joe Maretto
Maria Tucci as Angela Maretto
Wayne Knight as Ed Grant
Kurtwood Smith as Earl Stone
Holland Taylor as Carol Stone
Susan Traylor as Fay Stone
Tim Hopper as Mike Warden
Michael Rispoli as Ben DeLuca
Buck Henry as Mr. H. Finlaysson
Gerry Quigley as George
David Cronenberg as Man at lake

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:19

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Holy poo poo, Judi Dench is actually there?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:21

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Supporting Actress finally.

I have Ariana Dubose for this but it maybe Kirsten or Judi.

edit: I'm happy with this.

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# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.