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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
1 yr from today Will Smith and Chris Rock should face off in an embarrassing celebrity boxing match imo

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Oh… he’s on something. Not alcohol, not cocaine. I’m thinking prescription.

Great job. :thumbsup:

Another victim of psychiatry

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




PostNouveau posted:

Another victim of psychiatry

:lol: I’m not saying it was his prescription. I’m thinking something mood-altering that was supposed to “take the edge off,” but WHELP! :stare:

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Yeah that ain't fake. It was an open hand slap, not a Mike Tyson uppercut. While he might have just won best actor, Will Smith isn't a good enough actor to pull off the genuine anger when he was telling from the audience and tears now during a live event.

My moneyplane bet is Jada is being hosed by the most insidious alligator of all: cancer

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
^^^She has alopecia

Liza Minelli is not doing great

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

PostNouveau posted:

^^^her publicist says She has alopecia


Those are a loved one is dying tears

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Will Smith has dementia

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


TheSwizzler posted:

Will Smith has dementia

Method acting from Ali

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Realtalk: Will Smith is sending the message to all the children seeing this that responding to a joke with immediate violence is okay and should be rewarded, he reacted like an immature spoiled child and should be ashamed of his behavior, his oscar should be taken away and he should be escorted out in handcuffs for being an rear end in a top hat.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Kingo Ligma posted:

Those are a loved one is dying tears

it could also be "i'm mentally ill but also a scientologist and thus totally untreated" tears

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

X JAKK posted:

Realtalk: Will Smith is sending the message to all the children seeing this that responding to a joke with immediate violence is okay and should be rewarded, he reacted like an immature spoiled child and should be ashamed of his behavior, his oscar should be taken away and he should be escorted out in handcuffs for being an rear end in a top hat.

You need a slappin'!!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

it could also be "i'm mentally ill but also a scientologist and thus totally untreated" tears

:hmmyes:

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

priznat posted:

You need a slappin'!!

Go polish your wife's head!

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

X JAKK posted:

Realtalk: Will Smith is sending the message to all the children seeing this that responding to a joke with immediate violence is okay and should be rewarded,

Hell yeah! Comedians are scum!

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
He’s struck me as an unhinged egomaniac for quite a while. Like the whole “intense friendliness with nothing behind it” thing Tom Cruise does but the mask slips more often in his case, like the Aunt Viv #1 debacle

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Bar Crow posted:

Hell yeah! Comedians are scum!

Will Smith renamed his hands “Cancel” and “Culture”

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

X JAKK posted:

Realtalk: Will Smith is sending the message to all the children seeing this that responding to a joke with immediate violence is okay and should be rewarded, he reacted like an immature spoiled child and should be ashamed of his behavior, his oscar should be taken away and he should be escorted out in handcuffs for being an rear end in a top hat.

It took a televised act of violence to make the unthinkable happen:

A good and correct X jakk post.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I’m sorry I said the Oscars were boring, I take it all back

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

saying you were called upon by god to protect people after slapping someone at a self importance contest seems a bit wacky to me tbh.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

TheSwizzler posted:

He’s struck me

Holy poo poo, Chris Rock posts here?

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Eminem doesnt have to slap the host to win oscar well I do

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Smith is now out of control and delivering Ric Flair chops to everyone in the audience its total pandemonium

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Man, some dude pulled a gun on Mike Tyson a few days ago and all he did was hug him.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

saying you were called upon by god to protect people after slapping someone at a self importance contest seems a bit wacky to me tbh.

Probably a good call after committing assault on camera, in front of hundreds of people

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Pm me

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Mr. Meagles posted:

Smith is now out of control and delivering Ric Flair chops to everyone in the audience its total pandemonium

god i wish

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Ingmar terdman posted:

Eminem doesnt have to slap the host to win oscar well I do

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i think everyone that wins an award should get a free slap in on the presenter. as a way to bring awareness to violence.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
When hi fives go wrong

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I think Will and Chris should heed the words of a very wise man who is sadly no longer with us, when it comes to slapping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIGHeAIO6k

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i think everyone that wins an award should get a free slap in on the presenter. as a way to bring awareness to violence.

Jimmy fallon please

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Mr. Meagles posted:

Smith is now out of control and delivering Ric Flair chops to everyone in the audience its total pandemonium

meryl streep! meryl streep with the kendo stick!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I think Will and Chris should heed the words of a very wise man who is sadly no longer with us, when it comes to slapping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIGHeAIO6k

That's pretty traditional, you make one too many jokes about a guy's wife and it's pistols at dawn

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Judd Apatow shook

https://twitter.com/JuddApatow/status/1508283218667229186

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Wow will smith is crazier than his kids is a bet I'd have lost.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

oh come the gently caress on. he punched him in the arm. and chris didn't even seem to be hurt, just shocked. guhh

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
it turns out chris rock didn't even write that joke and will smith is now pursuing bruce villanch like the terminator

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Lmao that's the sheltering of Hollywood. It was a slap Judd. It would not have killed anyone. It was not out of control rage and violence.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
judd apatow: i have information that will reveal that chris rock is, in fact, Humpty Dumpty

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The out of control left losing their mind that kindly celebrity will smith performed a brief massage on chris rock.

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