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SilvergunSuperman posted:It's a well known fact nobody's ever cracked their skull open and died falling backwards on the ground from a hit to the head. I'm sorry an open palm slap from a 58 year old Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:This thread seems to be full of terminally single dudes I love my wife, but someone would have to push it pretty far before I risk spending a night in jail. I think Will Smith could have made out better in this if he and his wife just got up walked out after the joke. Chris Rock would have felt even more awkward and everyone would have been calling him a dickhead now instead of only half of everyone.
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:I wonder which member of Congress will be first to tweet about it because priorities. https://twitter.com/grace_panetta/status/1508274988792655872?s=20&t=afcC-dkUHxi-kOARxooufA
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the real victims are anyone who ends up reading an essay about this in the coming weeks and the real bullies those writing them
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Mar 28, 2022 05:51
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Rap music is pivoting back to slapping other men to defend your ho's honor.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:54
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Heffer posted:Next year there will be a callback skit with Kevin James, Adam Sandler, David Spade all slapping Chris Rock GROWNUPS 5 COMING THIS MEMORIAL DAY 
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Rap music is pivoting back to slapping other men to defend your ho's honor. let's get you to bed grandma
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Khanstant posted:the real victims are anyone who ends up reading an essay about this in the coming weeks and the real bullies those writing them Filmtalx The rise and fall of Will Smith 4:45:30
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Crespolini posted:His Bald Beautiful Wife was not amused, and that gave him his marching orders. There may be some kinda word for his place in their relationship even. Yeah, DPS.
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Toxic Mental posted:what does your wife look like, i'm gonna make fun of her appearance and there's not poo poo you can do about it btich what does your husband look like? I'm going to make fun of your appearance and then get slapped by him 
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I hope they both have to apologize and donate 6 figures for taking attention away from Ukraine.
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Mar 28, 2022 06:00
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I would have been embarrassed if my husband got up and slapped the man that was making jokes about me instead of working quietly behind the scenes to ensure that man never worked again.
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Dune cleaned up in the technical categories and Zimmer won for the score so that's cool.
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Henceforth he shall slap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-xzA3HorfU
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What I want to know is who is slapping who next year? I hoping Timothée Chalamet slaps Jude Law.
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unbelievable to think we just witnessed will smith essentially murder a man live on stage and anyone thinks it's funny. how could you be so callous? nothing about this situation is a joke
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speng31b posted:unbelievable to think we just witnessed will smith essentially murder a man live on stage and anyone thinks it's funny. how could you be so callous? nothing about this situation is a joke The real victim in all of this is will smith tbh.
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https://twitter.com/willsmith/status/1508271651221217285?s=21&t=Mg6_iCdSnJsEx0bvLIGtKg
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the Oscars 2022 Slap should have united America but it only left us more divided because of the social justice warriors politicizing mild celebrity on celebrity violence, which unlike IRL violence is funny and victimless
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DJ Jazzy Jeff is the real victim in all this
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i just threw my entire men in black DVD box set in the trash!
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pretty sure they only made one men in black movie
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speng31b posted:i just threw my entire men in black DVD box set in the trash! That's just good decision making regardless of current events, you can stream that poo poo easy.
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speng31b posted:i just threw my entire men in black DVD box set in the trash! Ill pay for shipping if you pull them out and send them to me, I like those movies
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The force ghost of Miyamoto Musashi appeared stage right and actually bowed toward Will Smith.
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Did Judge Apatow really tweet that he could of Killed him?
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Say what you will about the joke, and Will Smith's reaction but Chris Rock took that slap like a loving champ.
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Had Will Smith just stood up and walked out of the building. Not even accepted the award. Issued a statement condemning Chris Rock, maybe even make a jab at The Academy itself. Chris Rock would've been destroyed in the press. Now, Will Smith is a loving embarrassment. Chris Rock is now the face of comedy's ability to make envelope pushing jokes.
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Do you think the camera operator whose footage was used will use that cred as an icebreaker at parties from now on?
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davecrazy posted:Did Judge Apatow really tweet that he could of No, he properly tweeted "could have"
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Triikan posted:Had Will Smith just stood up and walked out of the building. Not even accepted the award. Issued a statement condemning Chris Rock, maybe even make a jab at The Academy itself. Chris Rock would've been destroyed in the press. Now, Will Smith is a loving embarrassment. Chris Rock is now the face of comedy's ability to make envelope pushing jokes. hahahaha what reddit post did you copy this from
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FogHelmut posted:No, he properly tweeted "could have" Society's crumbling
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I'm gonna give the anime avatar tweeters until tomorrow morning to refine the hottest take on this
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FogHelmut posted:No, he properly tweeted "could have" Your rite
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm gonna give the anime avatar tweeters until tomorrow morning to refine the hottest take on this Here's a frontrunner https://twitter.com/durrutibooty/status/1508302790270984195
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Society's crumbling When we lose grammar, we lose hope.
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Man it’s like, 2022, let your wife kick his rear end. 
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*Stands up* Everyone slaps Chris! *sits back down*
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