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Chris Rock shoulda improv'd and cracked a joke about how the poo poo he's reading off the teleprompter was written by hacks instead, lol.
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PTizzle posted:It would've been better if Will Smith smacked whatever low-level TV writer wrote that crap joke IMO. it makes perfect sense because the only people who still care about women being bald are old and for them GI Jane is a relevant reference
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nawilo_420 posted:honestly, slapping someone over joking about his wife's health is the most normal, relatable, human thing that will smith has ever done in the last 20 years tbh Yeah I can totally get it. That's not just a guy reacting badly to a joke - that's a guy snapping after decades of dealing with the same boring, hurtful comments behind closed doors. If I had to respond graciously to that sort of crack at my wife's health in front of an audience and while being watched live by millions I'd probably respond pretty badly too. (I wouldn't have hit the guy though I'd have just sunk into my seat as my soul withered). That said, I wish Jada had been the one to smack him instead.
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just imagine. studios running campaigns not for their best performers but for their strongest fighters. now they have to put martial artists in bit parts to have a shot. cinema, saved
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Mar 28, 2022 09:37
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R. Guyovich posted:just imagine. studios running campaigns not for their best performers but for their strongest fighters. now they have to put martial artists in bit parts to have a shot. cinema, saved It's too bad they didn't start doing this about ten-fifteen years ago. Imagine how many statues Jason Statham would have taken home.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Freak things can and do happen and people do die from single hits, this post and the resharing of it are lame as heck. Justice for Judd
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Mar 28, 2022 09:41
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Crank and Crank 2 winning best picture is just something that should have happened anyway. Anyone who disagrees see if you can remember what won in 2007 and 2010 off the top of your head.
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Mar 28, 2022 09:41
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since when is alopecia a disease Is bruce willis diseased
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R. Guyovich posted:just imagine. studios running campaigns not for their best performers but for their strongest fighters. now they have to put martial artists in bit parts to have a shot. cinema, saved Studios scrambling to cast Iko Uwais, Joe Taslim, or Tony Jaa lol.
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Mar 28, 2022 09:44
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CPL593H posted:It's too bad they didn't start doing this about ten-fifteen years ago. Imagine how many statues Jason Statham would have taken home. Statham is a real life rear end in a top hat and would have gotten his rear end kicked by actual martial artists. So what I’m saying is this is a great idea.
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LionArcher posted:Statham is a real life rear end in a top hat and would have gotten his rear end kicked by actual martial artists. So what I’m saying is this is a great idea. Having martial artists and MMA bros is cheating. Just typical celebrities whose training consists entirely of poo poo they learned for a couple fight scenes over the years is what would make it interesting. Anyway the only pure souls in the entertainment industry are Keanu Reeves and Weird Al Yankovic.
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Ricky Gervais would’ve had one helluva night a few years back if all of Hollywood did a Will Smith on his rear end.
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Mar 28, 2022 09:55
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BigglesSWE posted:Ricky Gervais would’ve had one helluva night a few years back if all of Hollywood did a Will Smith on his rear end. It would've been like that bit in Fight Club. Gervais on the ground, covered in blood, teeth missing, laughing hysterically screaming "DID I OFFEND YOU?!"
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Mar 28, 2022 09:58
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I was thinking about it and I realized that I've never found Chris Rock funny and can't remember ever laughing at one of his jokes. So this whole thing is pretty on brand.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Freak things can and do happen and people do die from single hits, this post and the resharing of it are lame as heck. Justice for Judd Oh I missed this, but Judd Apatow sucks. Someone should slap him too.
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Mar 28, 2022 10:05
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I'm going to be 100% honest and say that I think that this whole thing is kind of funny because Will Smith has a 20 year backlog of terrible Oscar bait movies and when he finally won the award for one all anyone will remember is that he lost his poo poo and bitch slapped a hack comedian in front of millions of people over a Jay Leno-level lame joke.
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Mar 28, 2022 10:21
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I didn't catch the event, but from the clips I saw I thought it was just a bit until I saw the full context. The internet's having a field day with the jokes, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e17V7wYBMgc
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Mar 28, 2022 10:26
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teagone posted:Alright let's clear the air here lmao. Should Will Smith have slapped Chris Rock? No, he shouldn't have done that. Smith even acknowledges this in his best actor speech. BUT, do I think the slap was unwarranted or unresonable? No, I don't believe it was. I say this based on Will Smith's present/past circumstances and just having general empathy because gently caress man, jokes can cut deep sometimes and it can be hard to deal with, especially if you've got some internal battling going on. So I get why he did what he did.
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Alhazred posted:It's still assault. And the only reason Will Smith is going to get away with is because he's Will Smith. "its assault" lmao. you forgot to say that he could've killed him op
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Mar 28, 2022 10:28
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Alhazred posted:It's still assault. Send Will Smith to jail then I guess, whatever. Lol legal system.
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nawilo_420 posted:"its assault" lmao. you forgot to say that he could've killed him op It’s actually a stunt because wills practicing for one punch man the movie.
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Mar 28, 2022 10:32
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El Pipila posted:since when is alopecia a disease yesx2
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CPL593H posted:I'm going to be 100% honest and say that I think that this whole thing is kind of funny because Will Smith has a 20 year backlog of terrible Oscar bait movies and when he finally won the award for one all anyone will remember is that he lost his poo poo and bitch slapped a hack comedian in front of millions of people over a Jay Leno-level lame joke. Yeah I need to make this clear: I think the whole thing is ripe for comedy. I also think Will Smith was an idiot for doing what he did tho. Yet he did it, so the memes shall flow.
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My local ABC station had an ad about showing a different school doing the pledge of allegiance every day, will smith can loving take it for once
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Mar 28, 2022 10:45
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whos that broooown posted:My local ABC station had an ad about showing a different school doing the pledge of allegiance every day, will smith can loving take it for once I see ads for that kind of thing and I can't picture the person who actually tunes in for that. It feels like a joke from Check It Out!.
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Mar 28, 2022 10:51
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Will Smith did the slap to defend Demi Moore's honor.
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Is GI Jane a good movie? Never seen it and I like some of Ridley's more divisive movies i.e. the counselor, Prometheus etc
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credit to chris rock, he's a wee man and will smith is a giant and he wouldn't have known as he was walking up to him that it was going to be an aggressive slap and not a flat out haymaker, took it quite well i thought
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it was just a joke bro!!!!!
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El Pipila posted:since when is alopecia a disease Alopecia is just a term for hair loss. Yes it can be caused by an actual disease.
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surf rock posted:Hahahaha I missed this in the moment: https://twitter.com/nicjbae/status/1508278674595983368 She loving sucks dude. And her movie was rear end too
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Ok white people are never going to understand why the will smith slap was legendary.Alhazred posted:It's still assault. And the only reason Will Smith is going to get away with is because he's Will Smith. Man shut the gently caress up Lmao
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It was an enjoyable slap, probably the best thing Smith has done in about two decades. I also enjoyed his insane weird speech where he calls himself a river prophet. However it's true that any other mug like you and I would get thrown out for slapping someone at an event, yet Will Smith gets to stick around because he's rich and famous
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Ok white people are never going to understand why the will smith slap was legendary. If a dude that pressed charges for any *equal* slapping him (its different when it's like a boss or someone with a power dynamic over you where you cant really respond in any way), he's going to get laughed out of pretty much everywhere he ever goes from that point on. A man to man slap is pretty much the biggest insult you can give and isn't the same as a punch, which some people are making out to be. Yeah technically technically assault, but I would never in a billion years even think to press charges or whatever if a peer open handed slapped me.
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If i can weigh in on something nobody cares about: I went to see the slate of Oscar nominees for Best Animated Short last night. Four of them were good-to-great and the fifth was one of the shittiest things I’ve ever seen. You get one guess as to which one won the Oscar.
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Will Smith is a weenie baby and Christ Rock made two movies expressing how he's scared he's not funny anymore. The people saying the slap was the most righteous act imaginable are dumb cops and the people calling for charges to be brought are also dumb cops. Haven't watched the Oscars for 3 year and my life's so much better~
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It was a tame joke and Smith clearly has thin skin and anger issues.
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I wish this happened in the Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans et Al era. We would have gotten a great riff on this Next year
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Crows Turn Off posted:It was a tame joke and Smith clearly has thin skin and anger issues. Nah.
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