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Guildenstern Mother posted:So I was looking up more info on the tablet in question and while it's referenced in a few texts they're apparently kinda bullshit texts. My bad for propagating a bad history story without researching first. It's apparently also commonly misattributed to Cicero, and is a product of the 1920s Western academic tradition. So still going strong I guess You really got to hand it to Cicero, he was a dedicated shitposter, at least until Mark Anthony had him hit with a perma.
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Cicero is also on record with some of the first Sparta fetishizing writings that we have. Sparta would've fallen under the Roman heel like 80 years before he wrote it, so the bizarre poo poo the decayed little village in the Peloponnese still did would've been in living memory. Cicero is also on record with his own tracts about how Roman woman were whores and wore foreign makeup and how public virtue was falling to pieces and the usual pearl clutching. Though,to his credit, he did end up with his hands nailed to the Senate door so perhaps he wasn't entirely pearl clutching.
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Can I be sued because a mentally challenged person isnt' controlled?quote:(Resposted with mod permission due to spam filter)
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therobit posted:Can I be sued because a mentally challenged person isnt' controlled? Yeah... Nice try neighbor dude but that's not how any of that works.
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therobit posted:Can I be sued because a mentally challenged person isnt' controlled? Does he have some scam going where his kid pretends to be disabled and goes and fucks other peoples poo poo up?
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Sure but Saudi Arabia doesn’t have any bear attacks unlike North America where harlots won’t hold their periods in Do you have the period one? I don't remember that post. Guildenstern Mother posted:There's a cuneiform tablet that's just some dude whining about how civilization is going to collapse because the gottdang young'uns don't respect their elders or believe in tradition. I would in no way be surprised to find out it's just a natural part of aging where your brain stops wanting to respond to change of any kind and just gets bitchy and dramatic about it Socrates said the same poo poo about kids these days and how society was going down the aqueducts because of writing. Fortunately, Plato documented this to laugh about how wrong he was. At a certain point, regardless of calendar age, some people just choose to boomerbrain themselves. There have always been idiot reactionaries, and unfortunately always will be. therobit posted:Can I be sued because a mentally challenged person isnt' controlled? SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Does he have some scam going where his kid pretends to be disabled and goes and fucks other peoples poo poo up? Most definitely. One way or another though, these chucklefucks are going to find out Michigan's a castle doctrine state. Seems like kind of a bad place to run this scam.
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Guildenstern Mother posted:So I was looking up more info on the tablet in question and while it's referenced in a few texts they're apparently kinda bullshit texts. My bad for propagating a bad history story without researching first. It's apparently also commonly misattributed to Cicero, and is a product of the 1920s Western academic tradition. So still going strong I guess I've also heard a similar quote (wrongly) ascribed to Plato, and possibly-supposedly from the 1950s.
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I’m thinking of leaving my boyfriend over his playboi carti obsessionquote:So my (F18) boyfriend (M19) is a big playboi carti stan to the point where I can’t stand it anymore. I’m a swiftie and love Taylor but I never just go out and make my whole life devoted to her I like her a normal amount. My boyfriend though is something else to start with he has posters all over his room of carti he constantly listens to him and only him one time I asked him to listen to something different and he started crying. He often calls me slat whatever that means and I hate it just the other day I saw his full wardrobe and there’s so many loving carti hoodies omg this man is crazy. It’s gotten to a point where I think he’s gay for him he’s also constantly begging me to call him vamp I’m at my breaking point. r/relationships: He often calls me slat whatever that means (Apologies if this is a slur but I couldn't find anything by Googling it.....) Evil Willow fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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Double post, but this one is too good to pass up! AITA for being mad at my gf for acting undignified? quote:This stories kinda gross so be warned
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Evil Willow posted:I’m thinking of leaving my boyfriend over his playboi carti obsession He's sayin slatt, not slat, it means 'slime love all the time' and it's basically zoomer for homie/bro as far as I know. And no, I don't know why slime is involved.
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coolusername posted:He's sayin slatt, not slat, it means 'slime love all the time' and it's basically zoomer for homie/bro as far as I know. And no, I don't know why slime is involved. ??? ?
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Biplane posted:??? ? this is the knowledge you get as the mature age student listening to the kids these days with their tiktoks and their rappers. Thousands of dollars a semester burnt purely so I can look deeply into your eyes and call you my main slime, slatt.
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coolusername posted:He's sayin slatt, not slat, it means 'slime love all the time' and it's basically zoomer for homie/bro as far as I know. And no, I don't know why slime is involved. That's what I found too! Which is why I have no clue if it's an actual slur that means something else that I'm completely blind to.
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Evil Willow posted:I’m thinking of leaving my boyfriend over his playboi carti obsession https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMmLH7rnyM
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My (1:8F) date (18M) keeps fighting with the waiter at our favourite restaurantquote:Recently, I’ve been going on quite a few dates with this guy I met through our mutual friends. He’s a great guy, we talk like we’ve known each other for years and we have lots of similar interests. He’s also attractive and has a stable future plan, but more important than that, he’s caring and I feel safe with him. Bottle of red bottle of white It all depends if I start a fight I’ll date you any time you want To brawl in this Italian restaurant
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Quackles posted:I've also heard a similar quote (wrongly) ascribed to Plato, and possibly-supposedly from the 1950s. An actual quote like that is from Hesiod, one of the earliest Greek writers we have works from - '“I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly disrespectful and impatient of restraint.”' so, y'know, 700BC or so.
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Zoomers are into slime. Slime is cool. You can make it in your kitchen with household ingredients. I don’t know nearly enough to tell you why slime, but slime being a term of endearment is not a surprise to me.
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teen witch posted:My (1:8F) date (18M) keeps fighting with the waiter at our favourite restaurant This is a reskin of the waffle house eggs story that lacks the believability of the wafflehouse story
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AITA for not being as excited about my younger sister's dog adoption as I was about my older sister's new child?quote:I am 32 years old, male, and I live across the country from the rest of my family. My older sister, Nina, is 36, and my younger sister, Jen, is 25.
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repost the story about the man who ends up in a physical altercation with the fry cook at his local diner, every single time.
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Evil Willow posted:Double post, but this one is too good to pass up! This idiot didn't realize, somehow, that if he hasn't heard or smelled a fart out of his girlfriend then she's been holding in bombs even if it's making her sick. This dumb fucker broke the seal by bitching about a fart in a turlet, and now eye-searing gas so thick it's a plasma will fill his life until he gets out or gives in
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Evil Willow posted:I’m thinking of leaving my boyfriend over his playboi carti obsession I am old and I read this as Playboy Cacti Couldn't figure out what that could be except voluptuous succulents. Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku' aka boob cactus
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Roddenberry was taken off alien design duty after that sketch
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axolotl farmer posted:I am old and I read this as Playboy Cacti drat girl
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Evil Willow posted:Double post, but this one is too good to pass up! One time I brought home a date that ended up giving herself a black eye on the corner of the coffee table because she suddenly realized she had to fart and tripped while trying to run to the bathroom.
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axolotl farmer posted:I am old and I read this as Playboy Cacti The "Paige NO!" pic, but it's me, about to motorboat some cactiddies
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to pay for my niece’s contact lens? Buddy you paid for the contact lenses. Your sister stole the money to pay for a dog. Now she's asking you to pay for the dog so she can apply that money to the daughter. What an amazing mother.
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Evil Willow posted:Double post, but this one is too good to pass up!
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Zoomers are into slime. Slime is cool. You can make it in your kitchen with household ingredients. When Fortnite was big, I remember hearing that one of the slangs that developed around it was asking for a healing item (Slurp Juice) with "Gimme that slurp, bro"
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kimbo305 posted:When Fortnite was big, I remember hearing that one of the slangs that developed around it was asking for a healing item (Slurp Juice) with Sounds like an in universe ad.
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therobit posted:Can I be sued because a mentally challenged person isnt' controlled? You missed the first post where he had the best possible response. AITA for telling my neighbor that I'd sue him instead? quote:[
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Where be the slurp up in this piece, son?
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to pay for my niece’s contact lens? "I only stole the $700 you gave us the one time, I'm totally going to use your money the right way this time!!"
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How about some more CAMPING DRAMA AITA for bringing a camper while camping? quote:I know this sounds a bit odd. But I (M32) am not a big fan of camping. Don't like it, but don't really hate it either. My sister loves it though. And every time she invites me on a camping trip, something happens. My sister and her husband love to camp with friends multiple times a year. Our mother always calls me up begging I go too. And the reason why is because my sister and BIL use camping as a reason to get wasted and act like teenagers. They have two kids, both boys, 10 and 9 years old. So someone needs to stay sober and be responsible. My sister and BIL love to screw with me too. They don't like to let me sleep in, and would literally collapse my tent on me to wake me up. Last year I brought one of those cots that's it's own small tent. They pushed me over in it like they were cow tipping. I'd had enough. So this year I took some measures. How DARE you not go along with our rich family tradition of loving with you and making your life miserable while we're counting on you to be the responsible adult, you rear end in a top hat!
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Limits? LIMITS? On what I can DO to you?
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I mean he already spent his own money, on something expensive, to do something he doesn't like, to help someone who treats him like poo poo, so they don't have to be functional adults. I wouldn't be surprised if he gives in and they roast marshmallows over his burning camper while his sister and his husband dump itching powder down his shorts.
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I want to believe in camper guy, he never should've gone with them a second time but I think buying the camper let him enjoy his first taste of having a backbone, and things will eventually improve from there
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they'll probably burn him alive in the camper next time
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They are gonna plan that poo poo for the next trip, so get a latch on the inside and keep the keys safe 24/7. They sound like turds so worst case scenario thinking like fart gas in a cracked window or towing the camper away.
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AITA for not allowing my girlfriends sister to move in and changing the locks?quote:So a really messy situation. I (27M) have been dating my girlfriend Ashton (26F) for 2 years and we live in the house that I own. Ashton’s finishing up her masters program so I don’t charge her rent. I pay for all the housing expenses and in return she chips in on groceries, utilities and some of the household chores. But I pay the lions share of all household expenses. I’m cool with this situation till she graduates and we have always communicated well until now.
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