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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
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On one hand, workplace violence is unacceptable. However, if it acts as a deterrent to bad jokes...

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
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I'm just glad that Ryan Gosling is happy, that's all that matters

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

DSP wrote like he just witnessed a mass shooter get some Wendy's and got to go home.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
when I saw what happened I was really sad like drat Will you didn’t have to do that but upon seeing these people’s reactions I am fully Willpilled

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Scientology is back baby! it's good again. awooo (Will howl)

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm joining Scientology if it lets me smack Chris Rock

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I’m also going to joke about how Will Smith who isn’t a Scientologist is a Scientologist

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Shocked and appalled at this display of violence on American television. How could they not give zelensky an Oscar

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


SorePotato posted:

Shocked and appalled at this display of violence on American television. How could they not give zelensky an Oscar

The Oscars are about movies, Zelensky is playing a TV role right now. He'll get an Emmy, don't worry

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Will Smith's slap represented Putin's thrust into Ukraine

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

indigi posted:

I’m also going to joke about how Will Smith who isn’t a Scientologist is a Scientologist

wait isn't he? I thought he and his wife were big into it

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

sexpig by night posted:

wait isn't he? I thought he and his wife were big into it

no, they hang out with a few prominent ones and one time Will said something like "it's no different to other religions but its not for me"

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

sexpig by night posted:

wait isn't he? I thought he and his wife were big into it

Jada may have been, but she says she never was and was just studying dianetics. Kind of weird, I am guessing she was and backed out. There was never anything besides his wife's involvement that tied Will to it.

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
welcome to teegeeack *punches chris moon rock*

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

indigi posted:

no, they hang out with a few prominent ones and one time Will said something like "it's no different to other religions but its not for me"


Pead posted:

Jada may have been, but she says she never was and was just studying dianetics. Kind of weird, I am guessing she was and backed out. There was never anything besides his wife's involvement that tied Will to it.

Huh, for some reason I thought they were fairly into it.

Well my deal to Scientology still stands, let me smack a random celeb of my choice and I'm in!

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

won't somebody please give celebrities and rich people the benefit of the doubt

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Chris Rock was in a fugue state! He didn't know where he was!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
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Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!
seeing alot of people handwring, forgetting the old adage, "talk poo poo, get hit". Chris Rock was lucky he didn't get punched, though i guess will was remembering rock, paper, scissors where paper beats rock.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Will Smith is UNHINGED & ISOLATED

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


the whole situation is really funny because keep bringing up Chris rock being a comic like it's some sacrosanct position in society and not that people haven't cared about stand up in like a decade.

Chris rock could have made fun of will smith's wife openly saying he was a consolation prize compared to tupac which would be much funnier he gets slapped for being a COWARD

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I love Christopher Rock and William Smith

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1508426356576727045?t=QGm_5HajBGE4ESeon0MxaQ&s=19

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Agean90 posted:

the whole situation is really funny because keep bringing up Chris rock being a comic like it's some sacrosanct position in society and not that people haven't cared about stand up in like a decade.

Chris rock could have made fun of will smith's wife openly saying he was a consolation prize compared to tupac which would be much funnier he gets slapped for being a COWARD
how would tupac have reacted to the joke?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


A Buttery Pastry posted:

how would tupac have reacted to the joke?

Let's ask Hologram Tupac.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
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americans are simultaneously the most bloodthirsty and most conflict adverse people on earth, it's hilarious

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


[stealing that one poster's bit] was will smith slapping chris rock socialist?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

[stealing that one poster's bit] was will smith slapping chris rock socialist?

YES

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Buck Wildman posted:

americans are simultaneously the most bloodthirsty and most conflict adverse people on earth, it's hilarious

slaps and hits
may give me fits
but words
are also violence

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
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bring back pistols at dawn the people demand it

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Buck Wildman posted:

americans are simultaneously the most bloodthirsty and most conflict adverse people on earth, it's hilarious

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

a little goonstxt nugget

slapping across the face is considered an especially belittling gesture in hood culture

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

[stealing that one poster's bit] was will smith slapping chris rock socialist?

The real question to ask here is if taking that slap and making it about yourself is socialist.

I'd say yes.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

[stealing that one poster's bit] was will smith slapping chris rock socialist?

by ascending the stairs, smith was literally punching up

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The real question to ask here is if taking that slap and making it about yourself is socialist.

I'd say yes.

seize the means of concussion

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


loving all the takes today.... alopecia is a disability...... chris rock deserves it for doing misogynoir..... will smith reminded me of my abusive partner/relative..... why didn't they stop the show...... chris should have pressed charges...... talk poo poo get hit...... "he could have killed him".......


keep it coming everyone, this is what twitter is for and the people already sick of it should just clock out for the day

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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One thing is clear this seems to be the equivalent of 9/11 for white women.

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