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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I've never seen the hot take cycle move this quickly.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

McCracAttack posted:

I've never seen the hot take cycle move this quickly.

by tonight someone's going to say Wil did a hate crime somehow and anyone who posts 'lol' is like the Nazis

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

sexpig by night posted:

by tonight someone's going to say Wil did a hate crime somehow and anyone who posts 'lol' is like the Nazis

People were posting that poo poo last night

https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood/status/1508290331531706372

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

sexpig by night posted:

by tonight someone's going to say Wil did a hate crime somehow and anyone who posts 'lol' is like the Nazis

Apparently Judd Apatow was scandalized because "Will Smith could have killed Chris Rock with that smack", but he's already deleted it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Read After Burning posted:

Apparently Judd Apatow was scandalized because "Will Smith could have killed Chris Rock with that smack", but he's already deleted it.

what a good lowkey burn on Rock though

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ElectionLegal/status/1508331490366611458?s=20&t=anUNYgp4TVKHKTTdljHFYg

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


This whole saga is just showing us that we all have an unhealthy bloodlust and love for celebrities and whoever starts televising helldump cage matches between celebs is going to make a fortune.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ror posted:

This whole saga is just showing us that we all have an unhealthy bloodlust and love for celebrities and whoever starts televising helldump cage matches between celebs is going to make a fortune.

What like some kind of Celebrity Death Match

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


zoux posted:

What like some kind of Celebrity Death Match

It doesn't have to be to the death. Better if it's not, really. Would we all love to see James Corden get beaten to death on live TV? Obviously. But wouldn't we prefer to see him get the poo poo kicked out of him three times a week for the rest of his life? You've got to think long-term.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Sustainable, renewable beatings

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Tiggum posted:

Would we all love to see James Corden get beaten to death on live TV? Obviously.

Buckingham Palace actually has a knighthood in reserve for the brave soul that does this.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Tiggum posted:

It doesn't have to be to the death. Better if it's not, really. Would we all love to see James Corden get beaten to death on live TV? Obviously. But wouldn't we prefer to see him get the poo poo kicked out of him three times a week for the rest of his life? You've got to think long-term.

A classic take on the "would you like a million now, or five hundred dollars a week for the rest of your life"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1508481366752645131

Arrrrghhhhhh

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


In entirely Will-Smith-Chris-Rock unrelated news.

e:f,b

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Mar 28, 2022

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Dammit I guess I'm fully on Chris Rock's side now.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ianfailes/status/1508184778868109314?s=20&t=Isg7GFxl8zpRouh1EOrFrA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1508308609515794434

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1508508839397654529

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/HotPaperComics/status/1508401262416601089

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Check out this thread of extremely cool AI generated images

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1508153226419478528

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/1508513622099562496

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/AllieRedux/status/1508326597228699650?t=EHCZoRICrXtS5PYbxzOfEA&s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


I already saw one tweet lampooning this idea saying something like "Getting real Bernie vibes from the way Will Smith acted tonight." Can't seem to find it anymore though

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

I'm still waiting for a "what does this mean for crypto" 400 post Twitter theead

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

quote:

Yeah.. that was really uncalled for. If he's willing to do that in front of the whole world on camera, what is he willing to do in private? Granted he definitely shouldn't be arrested or anything like that.

My favorite take is "If Will Smith does this in public, how does he act in private?!" and it's like...you realize that only applies when it's behavior towards the partner/child, right? Like, yes, "If he's willing to violently grab his wife's arm in public while telling her to shut her mouth, then imagine what he may do to her in private" often applies. For example, look at the (multiple?) streamers who verbally abused his wife/child or threw objects at them DURING A STREAM. Of course you're gonna go "Oh wow, so if he's throwing poo poo at his wife/kid on CAMERA, what does he do in private?!"

But someone publically smacking a colleague because of an insult does not automatically mean they're going home to beat their wife and kids. :shrug: It seems like toxic masculinity on Will's end ("I MUST DEFEND MY WOMAN AND HER HONOR", when SHE was insulted, not you) but not because this is some kinda proof that he beats his wife or kids.

It seems...I dunno, pretty drat racist. Like, do we assume white male celebrities beat their families when they get into scuffles with other men?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Not to be a war crime apologist, but Jada has alopecia and been pretty open about how that's why she's been shorthaired for the most part, so it's kind of a bad joke I guess. But gijane was hot and so is she so idk wtf.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The only appropriate take away from Will Smith of all people slapping the poo poo out of Chris Rock on live loving television is: lmao

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1508504927273828353

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ILL Machina posted:

Not to be a war crime apologist, but Jada has alopecia and been pretty open about how that's why she's been shorthaired for the most part, so it's kind of a bad joke I guess. But gijane was hot and so is she so idk wtf.

I mean the joke itself wasn’t like a great one, a GI Jane joke in 2022

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/jonnykip21/status/1508485363177861124

Attempts are being made to start controlled burns around the Will Smith hot takes.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Wait, an out of touch millionaire did a violence against another out of touch millionaire? Fantastic.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
This is Ice-T's app, we're all just posting in it
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1508513136453763079

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/jonnykip21/status/1508485363177861124

Attempts are being made to start controlled burns around the Will Smith hot takes.

that did not go where i was expecting, incredible listen

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Crustashio posted:

that did not go where i was expecting, incredible listen

I emailed the politician to tell him how stupidly incompetent he is.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1508281435152699400

https://twitter.com/bader_diedrich/status/1508289778533294081
(This thread is great, by the way.)

https://twitter.com/bader_diedrich/status/1508291537737637888

https://twitter.com/malcolmkenyatta/status/1508271013091545096

https://twitter.com/ClintRLamb/status/1508293103312158730

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 22:48 on Mar 28, 2022

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Big oof when you realize who actually coined that phrase.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://twitter.com/bradmorris773/status/1508276474641412101?s=20&t=3cGY-tI7p7dyWazM4w24YA

https://twitter.com/thethirdhan/status/1508307970257571840?s=20&t=-Pt8vjK-wRO8XgJNYCbyng

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/jonnykip21/status/1508485363177861124

Attempts are being made to start controlled burns around the Will Smith hot takes.

Not a single word of that is true, surely

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Hyperlynx posted:

Not a single word of that is true, surely

The reporter debunks every bit of it in the thread. Shocker- it came from a fake Facebook post from the group “Protect Nebraska Children”

I live in Nebraska and a favorite passtime of our local GQP is attacking school teachers. They are a bunch of fuckers.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

zoux posted:

The only appropriate take away from Will Smith of all people slapping the poo poo out of Chris Rock on live loving television is: lmao

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Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Read After Burning posted:

My favorite take is "If Will Smith does this in public, how does he act in private?!" and it's like...you realize that only applies when it's behavior towards the partner/child, right? Like, yes, "If he's willing to violently grab his wife's arm in public while telling her to shut her mouth, then imagine what he may do to her in private" often applies. For example, look at the (multiple?) streamers who verbally abused his wife/child or threw objects at them DURING A STREAM. Of course you're gonna go "Oh wow, so if he's throwing poo poo at his wife/kid on CAMERA, what does he do in private?!"

But someone publically smacking a colleague because of an insult does not automatically mean they're going home to beat their wife and kids. :shrug: It seems like toxic masculinity on Will's end ("I MUST DEFEND MY WOMAN AND HER HONOR", when SHE was insulted, not you) but not because this is some kinda proof that he beats his wife or kids.

It seems...I dunno, pretty drat racist. Like, do we assume white male celebrities beat their families when they get into scuffles with other men?

But how does Will treat Chris in private?

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