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No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

What if what if the matrix was about pizza was about dune.

I imagine spice would be swapped with slice a lot

# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:37

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:46

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I hope we get to see Pauul and Bigger Paul in the sequel

# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:43

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

sebmojo posted:

gesert glanet...

gunc

# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:44

Admiralty Flag: Jun 7, 2007; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

gunc

gunб

# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:57

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Fatalism

# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:18

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

Geefswellinb

# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:28

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The Bloop posted:

I hope we get to see Pauul and Bigger Paul in the sequel

You'll have to settle for Duuncan

# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:52

disposablewords: Sep 12, 2021

The spice it got me high (high)
The spice it got me high (high)
The cinnamony worm poop changed the color of my eyes

The Water made me die (die)
The Water made me die (die)
It opened up my inner vision and it turned me to the sky

The worm it called to me
(And now I see the things the spice has shown to me)
A sight that sparked jihad
("Kwisatz Haderach" is more than just a word)

And though I once preferred a human being's company,
They pale before the Golden Path which passes before me

The spice it got me high (high),
The spice it got me high (high),
The truth is where the breeding program made up a new lie

This death it made me cry (cry)
This death it made me cry (cry)
My stillsuit cleaned the water shed for this cranky Fremen guy

The worm it called to me,
(And now I see the things the spice has shown to me)
A sight that sparked jihad
("Kwisatz Haderach" is more than just a word)

And as the screams of Fremen forces split the midnight air,
The shield wall it had vanished from forbidden atomic flare

And what they found was Muad'dib standing where Harkonnen came to die
And what they found was Muad'dib standing where Harkonnen came to die

And now it is your turn
(Your turn to eat the spice and another world burn)
The Path it calls to you
(You can't refuse to do the things it tells you to)

And as the drumming thumper rhythm calls the worm to home
Millennia will wash by before your grand eternal throne

And what you'll leave is ruins of an empire ossified,
And all they'll find is wormsign from an Emperor deified

# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:54

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Paulie "Sandweasel" Atreides

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:10

Ulf: Jul 15, 2001; FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE; Nap Ghost

No Mods No Masters posted:

What if what if the matrix was about pizza was about dune.

What are you telling me? That I can prescience-sense my children?

The Bloop posted:

I hope we get to see Pauul and Bigger Paul in the sequel

I haven't read the son's books do they go to a brazilian planet to meet Paulo or what

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:27

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Nah just one planet

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:45

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Soul Dentist posted:

Nah just one planet

I'm not even certain you were making the joke I was reading but I giggled like an idiot

# ? Mar 29, 2022 00:03

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

The Bloop posted:

I hope we get to see Pauul and Bigger Paul in the sequel

Ulf posted:

I haven't read the son's books do they go to a brazilian planet to meet Paulo or what

They start a boy band

# ? Mar 29, 2022 10:37

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Usul and the prophets sing the hits

# ? Mar 29, 2022 13:48

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bah! This newfangled music is without a rhythm.

# ? Mar 29, 2022 14:09

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
Walk in the sand

Oh, how I tried to put blue in my eyes
Lovin' dirty life in the sietch (ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh)
But my own father couldn't fight it so don't bother
Humanity is comin' to an end
(He said)

Walk in the sand, arrythmic if you can
Walk in the sand, avoid the dru-u-u-um
No worm's world will be governed by the Guild
So walk in the sand, my son

Oh wee ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee-ooh
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

Bye, Chani, I'm gonna be somebody
Gonna do Jihad somehow (ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh)
Soon you'll be cryin' but it won't be dryin'
Oh yeah, just check your stillsuit now
(I'm gonna)

Walk through the sand, arrythmic if I can
Walk in the sand, avoid the dru-u-u-um
I'll tell the world, that I am called Usul
So walk in the sand, my son

Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee-ooh
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee-ooh

# ? Mar 29, 2022 14:11

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

mellonbread posted:

Ghanima once said
As I walked the open bled
That the worms would hear the sound of my boots
She was looking kinda sad
With a crysknife in her hand
In a sheathe on the belt of her stillsuit

Well the spice starts flowing and it don't stop flowing
Eat too much and your eyes will start glowing
Didn't make sense to live in the past
The Empire's a tripod, you know it won't last

Open up
The eye within
Let the sandtrout crawl over your skin
Then just look forward and see
The future that therefore must be

Hey now, you're Duke Leto, the second of his name
Hey now, you're a sandworm, with a man’s face and brain
Guilt belabors the dead
Only lonely worms cross the bled

It's a dry place
But it could be wetter
The vision of Liet was to make this world better
But the visions I see in my head
Show me a galaxy with billions dead

The Ixians will make a device
That might someday wipe out all life
And so to save humanity
I'll enslave them so they'll someday be free

Hey now, you're Duke Leto, the second of his name
Hey now, you're the Tyrant, putting worlds to the flame
Guilt belabors the dead
Only lonely worms cross the bled

My father once asked
When I saw the Golden Path
If I felt I was too scared to try
I said "No"
"You will not go"
"So I have to walk the Path myself"
And then a stone burner burnt out his eyes

Well the years fly by and the years fly by
Three thousand later, I can finally die
Didn't make sense just to live enslaved
To a dream of humanity finally saved

No more to do, no more to see
So I let Duncan Idaho kill me
Supports on the bridge go crash
The world disappears with a splash

Hey now, you're Duke Leto, the second of his name
Hey now, you're a sandtrout, ruling beyond the grave
Guilt belabors the dead
Only lonely worms cross the bled

# ? Mar 29, 2022 15:35

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

From the poster thread

Darthemed posted:

# ? Mar 29, 2022 16:35

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Soul Dentist posted:

Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
Walk in the sand

Oh, how I tried to put blue in my eyes
Lovin' dirty life in the sietch (ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh)
But my own father couldn't fight it so don't bother
Humanity is comin' to an end
(He said)

Walk in the sand, arrythmic if you can
Walk in the sand, avoid the dru-u-u-um
No worm's world will be governed by the Guild
So walk in the sand, my son

Oh wee ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee-ooh
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

Bye, Chani, I'm gonna be somebody
Gonna do Jihad somehow (ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh)
Soon you'll be cryin' but it won't be dryin'
Oh yeah, just check your stillsuit now
(I'm gonna)

Walk through the sand, arrythmic if I can
Walk in the sand, avoid the dru-u-u-um
I'll tell the world, that I am called Usul
So walk in the sand, my son

Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee-ooh
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-wee-ooh

# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:17

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Still p lol that Game of Thrones and Star Wars shat themselves to death just in time for Dune to come along

# ? Mar 31, 2022 06:10

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Still p lol that Game of Thrones and Star Wars shat themselves to death just in time for Dune to come along

Plans within plans.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 07:05

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Still p lol that Game of Thrones and Star Wars shat themselves to death just in time for Dune to come along

and marvel and dc, it's glorious!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 11:07

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Denis I would bet money you read this thread so anyway I need you to actually make God Emperor.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 11:55

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

I NEED to see a big worm boi lose his poo poo the second he sees a pretty girl

i need girl to cum from rock climb

# ? Mar 31, 2022 11:56

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Denis if you're reading this I'm sorry for calling you a waterfat bitch, Dunc was pretty good.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 12:28

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

and marvel and dc, it's glorious!

Marvel just had the highest grossing movie ever and DC has like six lined up over the next 20 months

Or did I miss a joke

# ? Mar 31, 2022 13:04

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

maybe what he means is marvel should be done

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:44

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Riot Bimbo posted:

I NEED to see a big worm boi lose his poo poo the second he sees a pretty girl

i need girl to cum from rock climb

my plee to denis: make me squee

# ? Mar 31, 2022 19:49

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

If they don't have the Baron glomping Feyd and everybody doing ahegao faces as their subtle extra language tics in the dinner scene I'll be a v saddo pupper

# ? Mar 31, 2022 19:58

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

The Bloop posted:

Marvel just had the highest grossing movie ever and DC has like six lined up over the next 20 months

Or did I miss a joke

a paltry performance compared to the before-times, the titans have been toppled :blastu:

# ? Mar 31, 2022 20:10

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

there is no dinner scene in the movie but i am not really sure how they could translate it to the screen so dunc is still good and it remains one of my favourite book scenes anyway

# ? Mar 31, 2022 21:21

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Please for fucks sake good christ don't take that post as serious

# ? Mar 31, 2022 21:34

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Need to laugh at goonworm

# ? Mar 31, 2022 21:38

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Riot Bimbo posted:

Need to laugh at goonworm

Moneo: Everything was fine with our cloning system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Leto: They caused an explosion!

Siona: Is this true?

Duncan: Yes, it's true: this worm has no dick.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 21:49

avantgardener: Sep 16, 2003

Soul Dentist posted:

If they don't have the Baron glomping Feyd and everybody doing ahegao faces as their subtle extra language tics in the dinner scene I'll be a v saddo pupper

This is the kind of thing that ends up as the FYAD forum description

# ? Mar 31, 2022 22:53

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

do you guys think the God Emperor of all the known universe gets embarrassed when he poops inside of his impervious sandtrout skin in front of Duncan? Sorry if that offends any Fedaykin but i thought it was a funny thing haha

# ? Mar 31, 2022 23:01

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

There is no shame in giving another a gift of your water, whether liquid or solid

# ? Mar 31, 2022 23:13

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Bobby Deluxe posted:

there is no dinner scene in the movie but i am not really sure how they could translate it to the screen so dunc is still good and it remains one of my favourite book scenes anyway

I think they totally could have with the power of Acting, but I accept it may have made the movie worse. Or rather, it would have belonged in a much longer movie that I wish I could see

# ? Mar 31, 2022 23:27

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I recently re-watched the extended Return of the King and there is something to be said for brevity

# ? Mar 31, 2022 23:34

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:46

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Yeah they should cut all the boring stuff and focus more on the Frodo/Sam bedroom scene

# ? Mar 31, 2022 23:38

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