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Noh actor sweeping fan over white's headless corpse, still in perfect seiza, as drum booms "annnnnnnnnnnnnd beeeeeeeeest actorrrrrrrr" BOOM "goes tooooooooooooo" BOOM BOOM CLACK
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sure you think this is hilarious, but would you still think it was funny if the circumstances and people involved and the outcome were entirely different??
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:sure you think this is hilarious, but would you still think it was funny if the circumstances and people involved and the outcome were entirely different?? *points at above posts*
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:at the end of each year's In Memoriam, they should take the oldest living SAG member and let the Best Actor slap them to death on even years, Best Actor, on odd years, Best Actress let's keep it inclusive WampaLord has issued a correction as of 20:19 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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if things were different they would be different, i scream into the twitter void, gaining +1 clout
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:With splitting up seasons of TV into two parts becoming ever more common, what calendar year will feature a popular drama having their final season split into 3 parts??? I say 2026. poo poo is just going to get more and more stupid and ridiculous And then years between seasons to where you don't wtf is going on with the show or why you should care.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:at the end of each year's In Memoriam, they should take the oldest living SAG member and let the Best Actor slap them to death midsommar vibes, it works
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no one's talking about the other what ifs! like, what if they had been on a hydrogen-filled airship and rock was about to light a cigar?
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Srice posted:What if, seconds before Will Smith's slap connected, he suddenly manifested the power of the God Hand Will Smith offered Uncle Phil for sacrifice 
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Buck Wildman posted:*points at above posts* buh?????
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WampaLord posted:on even years, Best Actor, on odd years, Best Actress Alright sure, ok, everyone gets a chance. let's keep up this woke madness, it's fine. just don't come crying to me when Emma Stone's on her 40th slap and Liza Minnelli's still not dead.
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And if it's your first time being nominated, you have to slap.
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someone winning next year is definitely gonna do an "am i dreaming? can someone slap me?"-type joke
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What if that slap had killed Chris Rock and he was about to cure alopecia so the cure died with him? Think before you act.
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I love that alopecia was an old Marge Simpson joke but now it may as well be chemo
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Trixie Hardcore posted:What if that slap had killed Chris Rock and he was about to cure alopecia so the cure died with him? Think before you act. invest in robocop-type technology to resurrect him to finish the job. but twist ending, as robochris he slaps his whole family to death in a fit of rage at the exact moment he cures alopecia he deactivates himself as a single tear slides down his robot cheek and the robot LED lights in his eyes slowly dim
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Alright sure, ok, everyone gets a chance. let's keep up this woke madness, it's fine. just don't come crying to me when Emma Stone's on her 40th slap and Liza Minnelli's still not dead. Vegas can set odds on the over/under time for those kinds of situations
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the gem in george clooney's hand flashes and he nods grimly before frenching dwayne johnson and marching stoically to the podium
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https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1508280182146154500?s=20&t=8kulbfkhzPUIneVi4DCmhQ lmao at the D listers attempting to gain relevance
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Buck Wildman posted:Noh actor sweeping fan over white's headless corpse, still in perfect seiza, as drum booms "annnnnnnnnnnnnd beeeeeeeeest actorrrrrrrr" BOOM "goes tooooooooooooo" BOOM BOOM CLACK
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WampaLord posted:https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1508280182146154500?s=20&t=8kulbfkhzPUIneVi4DCmhQ good, I am glad you are worried about this lol
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armies of mind-controlled smith-ites pour into comedy clubs across north america, rubbing their hands together gleefully. "THIS IS NORMALIZED" they scream as they slap everyone fully to death
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Mar 28, 2022 20:49
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Has anyone found a “will smith will make comedians afraid to do crowd work, which is good because crowd work is weaponized bigotry” take yet? Need one for my bingo board
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Buck Wildman posted:Noh actor sweeping fan over white's headless corpse, still in perfect seiza, as drum booms "annnnnnnnnnnnnd beeeeeeeeest actorrrrrrrr" BOOM "goes tooooooooooooo" BOOM BOOM CLACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
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uber_stoat posted:https://twitter.com/GunLuigi/status/1508303178596503559?s=20&t=wzBW4kXNLGidXcjHzKj2Xg
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speng31b posted:armies of mind-controlled smith-ites pour into comedy clubs across north america, rubbing their hands together gleefully. "THIS IS NORMALIZED" they scream as they slap everyone fully to death *me, not mind controlled or a fan of Will Smith, also slapping people in comedy clubs out of the simple joy of slapping.
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the real reason will smith might face consequences is because what happened denigrated the hallowed halls of the hollywood elite. They can’t be seen cavorting with someone who acts like the brutish lower classes.
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man im already tired of the will smith poo poo. cant just have a funny thing happen in this hot take cursed world
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babypolis posted:man im already tired of the will smith poo poo. cant just have a funny thing happen in this hot take cursed world Bonkers hot takes are a funny thing too though
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Koirhor posted:the real reason will smith might face consequences is because what happened denigrated the hallowed halls of the hollywood elite. They can’t be seen cavorting with someone who acts like the brutish lower classes. this was Will Smith's Barry Lyndon moment he will be crippled and destitute by the end of the year after Chris Rock demands satisfaction from him
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God Hole posted:this was Will Smith's Barry Lyndon moment Jaden will take over the estate and pay him a derisively low allowance while Will wanders Europe pursuing, but never matching, his former gambling successes.
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babypolis posted:i cant believe uma thurman was on this garbage I read a plot synopsis when that was posted and good god
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