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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Booyah- posted:

Jase won

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I can decide what's funnier: being down 20k and loving it or making a good decision based on a bj

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I like nova ml but they did play bad against Michigan.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jase1 posted:

the very first pair of Jordan’s I bought were the Carolina blue ones and I remember some girl liked them so much she gave me a blowjob in the parking lot of chi-chis.

drat those must have been some stylish loving shoes!

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jerusalem posted:

drat those must have been some stylish loving shoes!

i actually collect jordans and while never getting blown for wearing them, i've had a woman yell at me across a busy street asking if they were the new 4's and they often get compliments from both sexes all the time. what i'm saying is if working out isn't for you maybe try some sick kicks.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Dude lmao

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
this exchange was back in 2016

Marching Powder posted:

hey jase next time i'm in vegas can we hang out and make bets on mma together?


jase1 posted:

Sure but I live in Cleveland so we might not ever be in Vegas at the same time. I am always there during the WSOP.

i'm sorry this won't come to pass man it's been great to watch this thread and also reading your pool hustling thread was a blast.

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

Are we doing a big group UFC bet tonight?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



jase1 posted:

I’m down 20 grand in poker right now but who gives a gently caress! I was so busy watching the game that I played w couple of band hands. I originally was gonna let it all ride on providence and that would have hit too but the very first pair of Jordan’s I bought were the Carolina blue ones and I remember some girl liked them so much she gave me a blowjob in the parking lot of chi-chis. That memory made me bet on North Carolina. What a loving strange world.

Let me be completely honest I have not watched a single basketball game all year until I bet on Nova. I don’t ever bet on basketball, I couldn’t name one person even right now on any team. I’m 2-0 and up 200k. I’m gonna keep this train rolling and bet again tomorrow just not sure what.

blessed jase

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
This is the best story that had ever come out of these forums

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


deadkiller615 posted:

Are we doing a big group UFC bet tonight?

Mines a lifitti blades parlay personally

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Today is a cooldown day for me so the wife and I will be going hiking to Mary Jane falls today. It’s something we do every time we are in vegas. Then I think later on we will be going to dinner at Joel Robuchon which will be my first 3 star Michelin restaurant experience It’s another thing on list of stuff I have wanted to do. A close friend says he has a table booked for us. I most likely won’t even be able to watch the game. I promised my wife my phone will be turned off during dinner and she gets all my attention. She’s a saint for taken care of me during my worst so I owe her this. Won’t stop me from betting though.

3 bets tonight.

100k on duke -3.5
10k on duke -3.5 and Nova ml

I also have a 4 team parlay for all 4 games that’s just stupid but gently caress it.

10k on
Nova ml +122
Duke -4
Kansa ml -250
Saint Peters ml +300

If my math is right that will pay out about 230k.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Mar 26, 2022

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I just figured out that quote is not edit. Whoops

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

break a leg, man. rooting for duke gor you and only you (and i guess any goons following suit, like me). here's to a heater on a cool down day! enjoy robichon! I've never been in a one star michelin place much less a three star - i hope you and your spouse eat like royalty

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
gently caress, forgot to get in on it before the games, but juat put 50 on Duke ML at -400

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I let my 110 ride on duke after the Nova win.

Here's hoping this lead keeps up

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Jase won

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
gently caress it, ima drive to the casino tomorrow and lay 40 on the 2nd half of this parlay

in jase's name, amen

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
Lol won the Duke bet but pussed out on taking the live Duke -8.5 line at -115. coulda had it.

if that parlay hits tomorrow for you Jase I'm gonna poo poo my self

e: let's go

DO YALL WANT A BOXC fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Mar 27, 2022

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I don’t think I have the guts to bet 100k on st peters but fuckkkkkkkk do I want to. Honestly I think I’m done making big bets this weekend. What a run and I hope those that followed did well too. I think today I’m gonna drop some shrooms and go to an art exhibit. My time in Vegas is coming to an end and I have to get back to the real world.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


jase1 posted:

I don’t think I have the guts to bet 100k on st peters but fuckkkkkkkk do I want to. Honestly I think I’m done making big bets this weekend. What a run and I hope those that followed did well too. I think today I’m gonna drop some shrooms and go to an art exhibit. My time in Vegas is coming to an end and I have to get back to the real world.

I’m taking the points with them I’m not sure they can win outright but I think they can hang.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



let's fukken go saint peter's

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

jase1 posted:

I don’t think I have the guts to bet 100k on st peters but fuckkkkkkkk do I want to. Honestly I think I’m done making big bets this weekend. What a run and I hope those that followed did well too. I think today I’m gonna drop some shrooms and go to an art exhibit. My time in Vegas is coming to an end and I have to get back to the real world.

It takes a real pro to know when take the money and trip balls.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
St. Peter's ML is the last leg of my $10 Magny/Kara France/Grasso/Duke/Kansas/St.Peters parlay for $635.

LETS GO

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
It’s gonna be a massacre. North Carolina is gonna win it all.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

:lol: loving awesome.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

Booyah- posted:

Jase won

Booyah- posted:

absolute king

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

tremendous

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
Legend

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

loving crazy

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

Absolutely insane. King poo poo.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








incredible

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

Christ alive

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Remember folks, the house ALWAYS wi-

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

Jase won.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

can i have that 25 cents

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife’s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

That's fantastic, man. Grats!

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

King poo poo, Jase, you're a legend :)

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
got 100 in my account from following the bets, so here's who I like right now for next weekend:

jairzinho at -150 over Tybura
burns at +385 over Chimaev
sterling at +360 over Yan
jung at +525 over Volk.


i think I agree with burns/aljo/TKZ being dogs, but those all seem kinda nutty odds-wise. i think all of them have strong arguments to be closer than they're at atm

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