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Does canada have some weird law that nurses have to tweet for their patients if they cant do it themselves? I come from a simple European country where that's not a custom.
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sharknado slashfic posted:Who is Longinus in this scenario I see you're not familiar with the deep lore, and you are only a recent follower of the prophet. Obviously, Longinus is the landmonster who hated young entergagepreneurs (oh yes, it's a triple, shocked he hasn't seen the possibilities yet), and was unwilling to not let GarfieldEats continue without paying something, which is, in the grand scheme of things, meaningless, like "rent".
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The Alchemist posted:Does canada have some weird law that nurses have to tweet for their patients if they cant do it themselves? I come from a simple European country where that's not a custom. No, and if a nurse did do that for him as a courtesy, she wouldn't just introduce herself as "Michelle. The nurse." which is by far my favorite part of the message
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Necronomicron I hope he makes it through alright but I just know he's going to end up being one of those long COVID folks, if only for the attention.
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ONLY TRUST YOUR MASKS. VACCINES WILL NEVER SAVE YOU.
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STABASS posted:ONLY TRUST YOUR MASKS. VACCINES WILL NEVER SAVE YOU. Gotta admit this is a pretty novel place to draw the line
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That’s why I pick up all the masks I find in the street or trash outside Walmart got to keep me and the kids safe
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Lt. Cock posted:Just because he’s celibate doesn’t mean he has no erections. In fact, I’d wager that he’s always hard. Part of the struggle of being the ultimate celibacy influence is openly resisting the temptation of your rock hard turgid boner. Nathen’s dick is like Jesus on the cross. Garfield is there. He is all the sins of mankind’s past present and future. Nickelodeon is Judas. I mean you gotta hand it to this poster, this is an absolutely pro-tier username/post combo
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Nathen is only celibate because he's gay but doesn't want to stop believing in a god that wants to send him to hell.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Nathen is only celibate because he's gay but doesn't want to stop believing in a god that wants to send him to hell. Nathen doesn't give two flying shits about God other than to nod enthusiastically about him for the same reason he nods enthusiastically about being celibate. Doing otherwise pisses his father off. And that's where the money comes from. A man like Nathen has no concept of God, spirituality, or the ability to rationalize or depict 'hell' or why he of all people might go there. But he's scared shitless of what his dad might do. Oh you better believe that bud. And if pops says no suckin' dick at the club or else no more Garfield comics or trips to Cancun? Well then that's the deal you make.
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Big Beef City posted:Nathen doesn't give two flying shits about God other than to nod enthusiastically about him for the same reason he nods enthusiastically about being celibate. Is that why Nathen posts so much homophobic/misogynistic poo poo on his Arab focused TikTok? For someone who's pulling max 10 likes per tweet on his purely English focused material he seems to have some minor traction with his Arabic language stuff (which even though I don't speak the language feels pretty hateful).
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Nathen is posting homophobic stuff? That’s new. He’s openly gay.
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen is posting homophobic stuff? That’s new. He’s openly gay. Celibate gay.
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Duckman2008 posted:Celibate gay. Celi-gay-te
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pseudanonymous posted:entergagepreneurs (oh yes, it's a triple, shocked he hasn't seen the possibilities yet) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE FORCES YOU’RE SKIRMISHING WITH?! (If Nathen were a supernatural entity you’d have to pay the Ghostbusters a whole lot of extra to deal with him)
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen is posting homophobic stuff? That’s new. He’s openly gay. He’s projecting, covering, and probably a certain type of self-loathing.
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I never thought I’d have anything in common with nathen, but I also came down with odiecron on the 25th. I’m hard as nails tho so I’m just at home with my obese brown tabby cat.
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Biolab-2-Plate diseases #TryUP #Garfield
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Nathfield, recognized expert in applications of biochemical warfare
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Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1508700777686216705?s=21&t=PO8s4cECMkOTa4CcmU3Wgg I am losing it over that last line
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Covid being worse than Sarin is quite the take. I suppose sarin isn’t contagious so he may be technically correct in the grand scheme of things but I were forced to choose which one I’d be directly exposed to, I think I’m going to go with the one that isn’t a lethal nerve agent.
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Frank Frank posted:Covid being worse than Sarin is quite the take. I suppose sarin isn’t contagious so he may be technically correct in the grand scheme of things but I were forced to choose which one I’d be directly exposed to, I think I’m going to go with the one that isn’t a lethal nerve agent. Both have been found in the Tokyo subway system. Checkmate, lib.
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The Nathfield reveal will be this week #Mneowww #Ventilatorgaging #Covid2Nathen
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Very on-brand for Nathen to be about 2 years late with his covid experience blog.
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Sherbert Hoover posted:im the 1 like Sherbert... nooooo..... 
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Have any of you North American goons, especially Canadian ones, sent flowers to our poor suffering Nathfield yet? C'mon, think of all the entergagement he's provided us! It doesn't have to be a huge bouquet, even some daffodils you picked from the cemetery with a nice card would be better than nothing. Though cheap flowers can be had for like  at supermarkets I believe.Pro tips: Send the flowers and card to Nathen Mazri, not to "Nathfield." I think the hospital was mentioned in a post above? If you wish to remain anonymous, you can sign the card 'Garfield', maybe with a cat paw print from some internet page.
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BigBadSteve posted:
This is not a very "pro" pro-tip
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Frank Frank posted:This is not a very "pro" pro-tip Hey I'm not really a "pro", I guess you get what you pay for. Speaking of which, I'd gladly contribute towards some honest Canadian goon's Nathfield flowers fund.
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Frank Frank posted:Very on-brand for Nathen to be about 2 years late with his covid experience blog. In fairness, goons have only just stopped posting their vaccine trip reports.
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