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Still Garfin', still barfin'.
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EL BROMANCE posted:In fairness, goons have only just stopped posting their vaccine trip reports. we've moved on to mocking the idea of ever going outside ever again
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 14:59 |
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i have two twitter followers, one of whom is alec eiffel and the other being some thirst bot, and i'm p sure if i announced i'd recovered from hospitalization i'd get more likes than nathen
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Sherbert Hoover posted:i have two twitter followers, one of whom is alec eiffel and the other being some thirst bot, and i'm p sure if i announced i'd recovered from hospitalization i'd get more likes than nathen So, you buy any ATR NFTs?
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 15:45 |
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I guess he's feeling better
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 16:58 |
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I wonder how exhausting it is to be Nathen’s best friend* * that isn’t an imaginary cat
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:00 |
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he said here that he'd tell us "story about flight", is this related to how he's in Dubai suddenly?Beached Whale posted:The Nathfield reveal will be this week #Mneowww #Ventilatorgaging #Covid2Nathen
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:01 |
Beached Whale posted:Sherbert... nooooo..... Libertarian candidate in a mask is unexpected
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:05 |
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Alll my loverssssss.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:15 |
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just grow a three-foot beard already Nathen, come on! the fans want it!
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:19 |
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I've said this before but his random use of hashtags is so loving weird
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:21 |
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So I'm still confused by this, he says being vaccinated saved his life, but he's also antivax??
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:29 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:So I'm still confused by this, he says being vaccinated saved his life, but he's also antivax?? He thinks vaccines don’t work but masks do. Nathen is an enigma.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:35 |
So he was at death's door a few days ago and now he's in Dubai with some random woman who is his best friend but has never been mentioned at any time in the last 3 years To be charitable I guess if he really was almost dead he could have flown back to see his family and his friend went with him for support On the other hand I don't actually believe he was in the hospital sooooo sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Mar 29, 2022 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:55 |
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One of my ex-girlfriends is basically Nathen Mazri, so I understand entirely how an insane person who has no coherent thoughts can have a person imagined as a best friend who is never mentioned for years
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 17:58 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:So he was at death's door a few days ago and now he's in Dubai with some random woman who is his best friend but has never been mentioned at any time in the last 3 years Manic phase
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 18:36 |
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Beached Whale posted:The Nathfield reveal will be this week #Mneowww #Ventilatorgaging #Covid2Nathen I really like the fact that his Twitter post says to get on his discord for more news sooner, and the discord just says "yeah I'm gonna post on Instagram next week".
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 22:27 |
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Akratic Method posted:I really like the fact that his Twitter post says to get on his discord for more news sooner, and the discord just says "yeah I'm gonna post on Instagram next week". That’s social media engagentertagement
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:53 |
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Hahah he’s such a dumb rear end in a top hat Hahahahah
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 00:00 |
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These entergagement levels are off the charts!
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 00:16 |
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Akratic Method posted:I really like the fact that his Twitter post says to get on his discord for more news sooner, and the discord just says "yeah I'm gonna post on Instagram next week". The tweet didn't even have a link to the discord
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 00:20 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:
sharknado slashfic posted:So he was at death's door a few days ago and now he's in Dubai with some random woman who is his best friend but has never been mentioned at any time in the last 3 years Nathen is merely showing love to his friends by posting old treasured photos of them with him, since, sadly, he might not have long to live. Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in one of the Matrix movies. It's as if his hair is gradually crawling further and further up his forehead to escape from those
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 06:55 |
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Mozi posted:just grow a three-foot beard already Nathen, come on! the fans want it!
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Mozi posted:we've moved on to mocking the idea of ever going outside ever again …moved on? I was under the impression when I signed up here that it was implicitly a commitment to avoiding the outdoors
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 08:28 |
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I won't comment on what I think this picture is communicating, however I am curious as to what Nathen thinks it says. Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Hahah he’s such a dumb rear end in a top hat Hahahahah
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:55 |
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It makes sense if he’s celibate to make those faces. They are utterly repellent to any potential partner. Very smart defense mechanism.
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:56 |
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It's a selfie face, Nathen's just showing he's a (celibate) thot. Since tween and teens girls pout like that on social media, it proves he's young, i.e. no older than 30, world's youngest ex-Garfield-franchisee. Also, seriously, based on a number of his posts he had some nasty 'natural remedy' Botox-like chemical crap (aka Farm2Face) injected into his lips. Like Botox, it would have been a poison that kills nerve cells, making Nathen's rictus pout permanent, Ghod help him.
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 14:24 |
BigBadSteve posted:Ghod help him. God looks upon Nathen and lives in fear of what He created
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 14:32 |
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Beached Whale posted:The Nathfield reveal will be this week #Mneowww #Ventilatorgaging #Covid2Nathen very convenient to realize you actually got covid 2 weeks ago so that you can end your isolation immediately very brave
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 14:36 |
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istewart posted:…moved on? I was under the impression when I signed up here that it was implicitly a commitment to avoiding the outdoors that was more of a social norm but now if you go outside that's apparently the same riskwise as going into a packed bingo house full of 80 year old covid patients and making out with every one of them
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https://twitter.com/wearemel/status/1509217675574226944?s=21&t=OQnFUIJRz--b47F09CSKCQ
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:32 |
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It was all Pascal's fault it couldn't possibly be that a mediocre Garfield themed restaurant run by an insane person was a bad idea
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:35 |
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What's wild to me is if Nathen had a cool personality instead of a repellant one I'd find him super hot. But then he'd be a completely different person and not Nathen Mazri. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:08 |
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quote:Hey @new member, welcome to the most entergaging Nathfield! This is the current welcoming bot-message on the discord, I feel like there's a lot to unpack here.
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:12 |
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I am an entergaged fanvestor. I have completed all of the orange tasks assigned to me.
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:34 |
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Hard to argue that it was a 'lasagna chain' when he never opened any other locations than the first one LOL at 500 press releases when each one is the equivalent of 'I woke up and soiled my cat suit'
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:37 |
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God I always forget his orange suit has whiskers on it.
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:38 |
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I was starting to think Nathen was a total loser but now that I know he has over 500 press releases I need to rethink things
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:42 |
AdmiralViscen posted:https://twitter.com/wearemel/status/1509217675574226944?s=21&t=OQnFUIJRz--b47F09CSKCQ This might be the first time I've seen him look like a normal person, if you ignore the suit and giant Garfield. Of course being hugged by Garfield might be the first time in his life that he's been happy.
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“GarfieldEATS was a trailblazer in several respects. It was a ghost kitchen before ghost kitchens were a thing, taking the shape of what Mazri calls a “QMR,” or “quick mobile restaurant” — in other words, a strictly carryout restaurant that required customers to order via mobile. “ You know, you gotta give it this a little bit: everyone (including me) made fun of the app, and it was an early version of some of that poo poo. Now, granted, it was clumsily executed and ghost kitchen / door dash stuff doesn’t pick up near as quickly without Covid hitting. Also: “Then, in December 2021, Mazri received an email from ViacomCBS terminating his Garfield licensing agreement. “One day before Christmas,” Mazri says. “Those bastards.”” Lol.
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