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The Bramble posted:My [M 26] girlfriend [F27] is really upset with me about Will Smith and Chris Rock. op you have decorom poisoning. the only cure is violence.
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pentyne posted:who's running the donut shop while she's out? All right bobby you know the deal. I'm gonna go out to the parking lot and wolf down this dick. you're in charge of the donuts until I get back. No problem, Mrs. S!
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Mar 30, 2022 00:22
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Pity video rental stores aren’t a thing anymore. They were the best to launder money. Restaurant you can compare the materials ordered vs receipts. Video store you can just claim 100 old movies a night more rented than you actually did.
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Mister Olympus posted:its definitely ABDL. legal but could be viscerally disturbing to people to the point where they wouldn't want to be around someone I’m in public and not brave enough to google what on earth is ABDL
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Mar 30, 2022 00:36
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Hughlander posted:Pity video rental stores aren’t a thing anymore. They were the best to launder money. Restaurant you can compare the materials ordered vs receipts. Video store you can just claim 100 old movies a night more rented than you actually did. There used to be a video rental store in Salem that I'm 100% convinced was a front. The windows were covered in brown paper, a security camera on a tripod looked out a small tear in the paper into the parking lot, the shelves were arranged in the most labyrinthine floor plan I've ever seen, and in order to rent anything you had to "become a member" by paying a ridiculous sign-up fee and leaving a valid credit card number on file. The proprietor, instead of greeting you with a "hello" or "how can I help you?" would instead greet you with "What do you want?" Also there were a ton of pornographic DVDs available to rent but they weren't kept in a separate room, just a big-rear end shelf right next to the sci-fi section.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:I’m in public and not brave enough to google what on earth is ABDL Adult baby diaper something. Lovers?
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Mister Olympus posted:its definitely ABDL. legal but could be viscerally disturbing to people to the point where they wouldn't want to be around someone Viscerally disturbing enough that SOME people wouldn't want to be around someone but also fine enough that OTHER people literally do not understand it being a problem at all. ABDL wouldn't have the latter in the numbers described, it's almost certainly BDSM.
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DoctorWhat posted:Reddit is constantly like NTA/ESH on this one. Maybe I'm a crank on this front but not being able to see Sasha as his own kid worth raising and insisting on genetic progeny is freak rear end in a top hat behavior IMO. Goddamn, hope this guy never bears fruit. Heartbreaking the kid saw him as a sort of father and he just didn't give a single poo poo about her top to bottom the entire time he knew her, and once breakup was over he just had no problem severing all connection. Mx. posted:AITA for not compromising on where we go to lunch, because of my food allergy? A week off work because a coworker yelled! gently caress the lunch dude, goad someone else to yell at you and take another week off and eat wherever the gently caress you want every day. Khanstant fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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Khanstant posted:Goddamn, hope this guy never bears fruit. Heartbreaking the kid saw him as a sort of father and he just didn't give a single poo poo about her top to bottom the entire time he knew her, and once breakup was over he just had no problem severing all connection. So should this newly single adult man start just hanging out with child against her mothers wishes? Should he have stayed with the mother for her sake, even though they want their life to go in different directions?
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Mar 30, 2022 01:11
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pentyne posted:who's running the donut shop while she's out? I assume that she locked it up and maybe put up a "Back in 10 minutes" sign
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Mar 30, 2022 01:27
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No and maybe he cared more about the kid than he let on but if you ever call the cops I will waste a dandelion wish on your infertility.
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AITA for embarrassing my FIL after I repeatedly asked him to explain his joke to me?quote:I (27F) used to be an ''escort'' (h*oker) from 18 until I was 23, I'm not proud of it but I also don't give a gently caress because I did what I had to do to keep studying and a roof over my head. That's how I met my now fiancé (37M) tho he was never my client.
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WaywardWoodwose posted:So should this newly single adult man start just hanging out with child against her mothers wishes? Should he have stayed with the mother for her sake, even though they want their life to go in different directions? You don't understand: his desire to have another child means that he's a genetics-obsessed monster who views women as breeding stock. 
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I love how "explain it to me" is the perfect loving comeback.
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Mx. posted:AITA for embarrassing my FIL after I repeatedly asked him to explain his joke to me? haha she's awesome
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Mellow Seas posted:Speaking from personal experience, joint custody sucks for kids. It loving sucks to live two places. Parents should suck it up and figure out a permanent arrangement rather than demanding a child live a weird double life to mitigate their own guilt for bringing a child into a loveless family. Speaking from experience, my parents living in two separate places was so much better than pre-divorce. No more screaming matches because they couldn't even stand the proximity of each other. Different people different solutions 
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AITA For sending pink envelopes?quote:I sell Pokémon cards on eBay as a side job. I have been doing it way before; the rush on Pokémon cards was a big thing. When I mail out my cards, I like to send them in different colored envelopes to stand out. The colors are red, blue, pink, green, and yellow. They are randomly picked and using different colors helps me remember who has what order. I have never gotten a complaint before and thought it was a great idea. So, when your letter arrives it’s a fun experience instead of just getting a PWE. ( Plain White Envelope)
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Mar 30, 2022 02:19
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Mx. posted:AITA For sending pink envelopes? Mostly an rear end in a top hat for using PWE (Plain White Envelope) and then never using the defined acronym again. Also an rear end in a top hat for dicking with a customer who is almost certainly mentally disabled/challenged in some way. ESH. (Everyone Sucks Here)
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Mar 30, 2022 02:27
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C'mon, you shouldn't gently caress with reasonable customers but if someone's like "don't send me a pink envelope because folks might think I'm gaaaay  " you should feel free to send them more pink envelopes.
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Mar 30, 2022 02:31
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It would have been polite to send the customer at least one quick response "I cannot guarantee envelope colors, if you order from me in the future it's possible the envelope colors could indeed be pink. Please keep this in mind before ordering from me again." After they sent their "Oh my god what will my neighbors think!" screed then yeah gently caress 'em.
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Kuros posted:Run a good restaurant = more attention Money laundering involves mostly spreadsheets and IRS forms and cash deposits at the bank, it's not like switching around labels on wine bottles or sneaking dead bodies out the back in rolled up carpets. Are you under the impression that front businesses are doing "shady poo poo" in full view of the customers and just hoping no one notices?
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Mellow Seas posted:Speaking from personal experience, joint custody sucks for kids. It loving sucks to live two places. Parents should suck it up and figure out a permanent arrangement rather than demanding a child live a weird double life to mitigate their own guilt for bringing a child into a loveless family. Have you considered that a family where a divorce happens might not be loveless at the time the child or children are conceived? Have you considered that it might not even be loveless when the divorce happens, but that sometimes for other reasons things just don’t work out? It totally sucks for the kids, but there isn’t always a bad guy to blame. Additionally which parent should give up all custody of their kids and would a good parent do that?
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Slo-Tek posted:Mostly an rear end in a top hat for using PWE (Plain White Envelope) and then never using the defined acronym again. The assumption, and it is an assumption, is that they don't want to throw out their pink envelopes for one nutjob and that this person gets so many card orders it is not practical to check if every pink card order is weirdo guy so they decided to just kicked the can down the road and made it worse. That part is stupid. I don't think it's unreasonable to not have to treat assholes like this with kid gloves, just tell them as professionally as possible to gently caress off and be done with it.
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You don't have to be mentally disabled to love America and Pokemon cards
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The assumption, and it is an assumption, is that they don't want to throw out their pink envelopes for one nutjob and that this person gets so many card orders it is not practical to check if every pink card order is weirdo guy so they decided to just kicked the can down the road and made it worse. That part is stupid. I don't think it's unreasonable to not have to treat assholes like this with kid gloves, just tell them as professionally as possible to gently caress off and be done with it. "You order might be packaged in a pink envelope" is not a the kind of thing you should need to "disclose" as a seller. This is all completely unreasonable and what the gently caress. How is this even a debate? The person having a problem with this has bigger issues than envelope colors. Even if this seller they occasionally buys from "corrects" this problem there are just so many other fundamental ones that this doesn't' even matter.
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Not sure why OP didn't just drop that customer and move on with their life.
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Kuros posted:Run a good restaurant = more attention Honestly it is better to have real business to mix your laundering in with so that it’s less likely to look suspicious. If a restaurant is pulling down tons of cash but never has any customers, it’s quite possible someone will notice at some point. Someone upthread suggested casinos would be good for money laundering. Maybe once upon a time but not anymore. Casinos, jewelry stores, ATM operators, check cashing places, etc actually aren’t good vehicles for money laundering because of the additional scrutiny they come under from the bank and the authorities. Those accounts are subject to additional restrictions and mores eyes on them in the back office. I have actually had to drive to businesses to verify they exist and that their location matches their stated business type. If you own a bar and have an ATM there that you service yourself, you can’t even refill it from the till. You have to make your deposit and then draw out cash from a specific account for the ATM. And if the bank notices that your ATM records don’t match your account activity, they will terminate the entire relationship and you have to find another bank. Part of why restaurants and bars are good for laud is there is going to be some natural slop and wastage goin on and that provides a screen for the additional cash.
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Captain Hygiene posted:C'mon, you shouldn't gently caress with reasonable customers but if someone's like "don't send me a pink envelope because folks might think I'm gaaaay He should send a PWE (plain white envelope) that says 'POKEMON TOYS INSIDE!!!!!!!' in huge letters you can read from across the neighborhood therobit posted:Part of why restaurants and bars are good for laud is there is going to be some natural slop and wastage goin on and that provides a screen for the additional cash. One of the best money laundering ops is a street food cart, since everybody pays cash at those and they're on every single corner of most major cities. All you have to do is serve people wet, lukewarm hot dogs and nobody's the wiser.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Not sure why OP didn't just drop that customer and move on with their life. Because they can continue getting a weird rear end in a top hat to give up their own money 
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Motronic posted:"You order might be packaged in a pink envelope" is not a the kind of thing you should need to "disclose" as a seller. This is all completely unreasonable and what the gently caress. How is this even a debate? The person having a problem with this has bigger issues than envelope colors. Even if this seller they occasionally buys from "corrects" this problem there are just so many other fundamental ones that this doesn't' even matter. it's not a debate i agree with you: tell the dude to kick rocks and carry on.
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Mx. posted:You don't have to be mentally disabled to love America and Pokemon cards But it helps!!   DOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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Mx. posted:You don't have to be mentally disabled to love America and Pokemon cards You're half right.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:But it helps!!
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Human Tornada posted:Note that I said "own" a restaurant not "run" a restaurant. therobit posted:Someone upthread suggested casinos would be good for money laundering. Maybe once upon a time but not anymore. Casinos, jewelry stores, ATM operators, check cashing places, etc actually aren’t good vehicles for money laundering because of the additional scrutiny they come under from the bank and the authorities. Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:it's not a debate i agree with you: tell the dude to kick rocks and carry on. Oh, sorry....I know I quoted your post but this was just general WTF posting on the topic.
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MarcusSA posted:Hooker is banned? At this point, I kind of assume any self-censoring of words is just an attempt to avoid getting spammed by bots in the comments.
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Runcible Cat posted:ahaha gently caress yeah she accidentally ruined this cretin's cunning plan: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/hf2gep/raised_our_7_year_old_to_believe_she_is_a_witch/ It's dumb and weird to teach kids that Harry Potter is real, but no moreso than any other traditional religious teachings about other equally fictional magical bullshit. I think it's gaslighting to teach kids that there is some omnipotent sky-ghost that will burn you for eternity if you touch your dick or eat a pig or press a button on his Special Day, but billions of people are doing that already. Harry Potter, while lame and written by a transphobic, is ultimately less bigoted and harmful than traditional religion. The awful ideas in Harry Potter at least have to be teased out rather than shoved in your face. As we can tell easily from reading this thread, religion has a far greater potential to utterly gently caress up some kid's life rather than believing Harry Potter is real. At some point they are going to pick up that Harry Potter is fictional on their own, or from other kids. Any person she asks outside of her own family is liable to set her straight immediately, unlike religion which has billions of other people who will happily reinforce the idea that yes, these gays need to suffer for their gayness because God loves them. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Mr. Grapes! fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Guys who sell dimebags aren't laundering their money through casinos. They most certainly are. It is one of the things I was specifically trained to spot, because a casino can lose their license if too many people get caught by the cops getting away with it.
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Halloween Jack posted:No, we understand what you mean. But if your idea is to hang around the restaurant and let the employees run it, congratulations, you're like half the owners on the American version of Kitchen Nightmares. Unless you get incredibly lucky, your restaurant will be bad. There are people who are responsible for the operation of a business however they themselves do not own the business. In the restaurant world we call them "General Managers" and they're extremely common, sometimes even legitimate restaurants have them. I'm not sure why my "idea" that if I owned a restaurant as a money laundering operation I'd want it to be good too is bringing out so many "well actually"-ers but as other people have already noted, successful businesses are less likely to draw suspicion than places that never have any customers but stay open for years anyway.
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