C-spam Pictures 2022: 9/11 but said by Scooby Doo

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Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

peterson is a deeply broken man but he�s no shapiro

i forget who said it about jorp, that he has interesting things to say but they are not novel, and he has novel things to say but they are not interesting

# ? Mar 30, 2022 08:30

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:28

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

NightGyr posted:

Last I looked into it, this seemed to be the case for Mumia too.

mumia at the scene of the crime, himself shot by the cop who had died, while wearing a holster for his gun that was registered to him which was laying next to him with all rounds fired, which matched the bullets found in the dead cop.

absolutely dead to rights! guilty as poo poo!

# ? Mar 30, 2022 08:52

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Wheeee posted:

peterson is a deeply broken man but he�s no shapiro

i forget who said it about jorp, that he has interesting things to say but they are not novel, and he has novel things to say but they are not interesting

I'm gonna need some examples of anything he's said that is either interesting or novel.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:05

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:08

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/SimonBarnhill/status/1509038675367464960

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:10

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/chiweethegod/status/1508954846086324224?s=20&t=LuSJ5T3NR_ci3FXBElwM2Q

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:21

IAMKOREA: Apr 21, 2007

Paladinus posted:

It's safe to assume that the majority of those intercepted calls are staged in one way or another. Either staged completely, or PoWs are fed lines when calling home. On the other hand, if you're from a small poor village in Russia and was raised on a steady stream of propaganda, you can have the expectation that Ukrainian villages, or even other Russian villages can't live better.

Is this a syq or are you serious? Lol dude have you ever been to a poor eastern European village? They still have the loving internet (often fiber, faster than anything I can get at home in the US). People from there might be rednecks but they aren't braindead morons.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:29

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

TenementFunster posted:

mumia at the scene of the crime, himself shot by the cop who had died, while wearing a holster for his gun that was registered to him which was laying next to him with all rounds fired, which matched the bullets found in the dead cop.

absolutely dead to rights! guilty as poo poo!

Makes a lot of sense when you realise cops frame people so routinely they're literally incapable of understanding it might ever have consequences, because it usually doesn't.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:32

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

IAMKOREA posted:

Is this a syq or are you serious? Lol dude have you ever been to a poor eastern European village? They still have the loving internet (often fiber, faster than anything I can get at home in the US). People from there might be rednecks but they aren't braindead morons.

Do you think people randomly google villages in other countries or something? Believe it or not, there are people who just don't spend a lot of time on the internet. And for those who do, there's propaganda there, too, imagine. And yes, I'm sure I've been to more poor Eastern European villages than you.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:36

IAMKOREA: Apr 21, 2007

Paladinus posted:

Do you think people randomly google villages in other countries or something? Believe it or not, there are people who just don't spend a lot of time on the internet. And for those who do, there's propaganda there, too, imagine. And yes, I'm sure I've been to more poor Eastern European villages than you.

We're talking about 18 year old soldiers here right? You think 18 year olds aren't on the internet constantly and don't realize that roads can be paved with asphalt? Lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:40

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Makes a lot of sense when you realise cops frame people so routinely they're literally incapable of understanding it might ever have consequences, because it usually doesn't.

they didn�t need to frame him because he was guilty a shot. he was at the scene and clearly participated in a fatal gun fight. not even OJ or casey anthony are as obviously guilty as mumia. it�s good that he�s off death row but lol come on he absolutely shot that cop.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:42

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Syncopated posted:

https://twitter.com/chiweethegod/status/1508954846086324224?s=20&t=LuSJ5T3NR_ci3FXBElwM2Q

whats the appropriate amount of time to wait after shooting a man to death on a movie set before raw dpgging ypur wife

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:43

January 6 Survivor: Jan 6, 2022; The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks

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McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/sumlenny/status/1508398726099914756

Now, I know everyone's suddenly an armchair expert these days. But I'm pretty sure Russia has street lights and paved roads.

when the judeo-bolshevist asiatic hordes invaded innocent european Berlin after mercilessly murdering its heroic apolitical defenders they were amazed to see the nordo-aryan mystery technology known as "toilets" and between raping the defenseless virginal blonde blue eyed women of germany by the billion, they brutishly and foolishly proceeded to dismantle the toilets to smuggle them home, their barbaric underdeveloped brains thinking that these "magical artefacts" would continue flushing even if not connected to pipes.

It's true, I read it from the autobiography of Obersturmf�hrer Otto Gunther Von Lebensraumnitz

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:44

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

how the gently caress do you think they got to ukraine? did they go from their rural villages to ukraine on foot, carefully avoiding any paved roads?

# ? Mar 30, 2022 09:45

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

russian hilllbilly conscripts who�ve never seen a traffic light walking dusty dirt roads to report for duty, carrying only hobo bindles full of vodka and cigarettes

# ? Mar 30, 2022 10:00

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

And the X months of military training were also so isolated they never encountered such things

# ? Mar 30, 2022 10:09

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

IAMKOREA posted:

We're talking about 18 year old soldiers here right? You think 18 year olds aren't on the internet constantly and don't realize that roads can be paved with asphalt? Lmao

They might not realise that Ukrainian villages that are supposed to be far worse than Russian villages can actually be better. The fake call doesn't imply he's never seen a traffic light, lmao, he's just amazed to see it in a Ukrainian village.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 11:08

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

its like going to mississippi and being shocked they have traffic lights, so pretty reasonable

# ? Mar 30, 2022 11:12

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1508932902796419076

# ? Mar 30, 2022 11:36

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

If he slapped Chris Rock.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 11:40

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 9 hours!

Paladinus posted:

They might not realise that Ukrainian villages that are supposed to be far worse than Russian villages can actually be better. The fake call doesn't imply he's never seen a traffic light, lmao, he's just amazed to see it in a Ukrainian village.

That's what the thread says but that's isn't what tweet implies.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 12:36

NightGyr: Mar 7, 2005; I � Unicode

TenementFunster posted:

they didn’t need to frame him because he was guilty a shot. he was at the scene and clearly participated in a fatal gun fight. not even OJ or casey anthony are as obviously guilty as mumia. it’s good that he’s off death row but lol come on he absolutely shot that cop.

I think the point is that even when they have the most blatant physical evidence in the world they still feel the need to violate the suspect's rights and make poo poo up to gild the lilly.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 12:41