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A Festivus Miracle posted:Don't put in your two weeks and say "but wait, there's more" unless you have another offer lined up and you're willing to compete. It sounds like your boss has them conservative brain worms and is gonna ride "nobody wants to work anymore" to bankruptcy. Why would you try to negotiate with that? It's not really a negotiation so much as a standing ultimatum. And if they've got terminal brainworms well they know the rules and so off you go.
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Our work just issued guidance about what to do if we're approached by disgruntled customers in the lobbies of our buildings. But no plans on disgruntling fewer of our customers.
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Aramoro posted:Our work just issued guidance about what to do if we're approached by disgruntled customers in the lobbies of our buildings. But no plans on disgruntling fewer of our customers. Are they at least supplying you with disgruntled customer pacification gear or do you need to bring your own sock full of pennies?
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Mar 29, 2022 14:52
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you should gruntle those customers
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Mar 30, 2022 01:16
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naem posted:you should gruntle those customers At the very least you should point them in the direction of the people who gave you those instructions.
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Mar 30, 2022 02:49
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:“you’re noticeably harder on your black employees than you are on the white ones”. That's not an issue, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen and the business should probably die due to this anyhow It also sounds like you are doing the job of at least two other people without getting paid for it. It's your market currently, you have the skills. I'd look for something else Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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Mar 30, 2022 03:38
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naem posted:you should gruntle those customers You need to en-gruntle them
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Mar 30, 2022 07:00
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presumably they were gruntled beforehand so perhaps it's a case of regruntling
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Mar 30, 2022 09:28
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naem posted:you should gruntle those customers I work in the gambling industry so it's surprisingly hard, mostly they get disgruntled because they get cut off.
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Mar 30, 2022 09:46
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I wish my work would engruntle me.
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Mar 30, 2022 12:51
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Suck my grundle you workman
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Mar 30, 2022 12:59
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The loving chef who keeps getting aggro because I don't always say good morning to him first because maybe I didn't see him because he was in the back on my way in or maybe he had his earphones in can suck my loving left one! I don't work in the kitchen, dipshit! Quit with your hierarchy poo poo with me! I'm the head brewer and I don't loving answer to you! Just say good morning to me like a normal person and I'll respond!
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Mar 30, 2022 13:01
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Start getting mad at him if he doesn't say good morning first
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Mar 30, 2022 13:06
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Escape From Noise posted:The loving chef who keeps getting aggro because I don't always say good morning to him first because maybe I didn't see him because he was in the back on my way in or maybe he had his earphones in can suck my loving left one! I don't work in the kitchen, dipshit! Quit with your hierarchy poo poo with me! I'm the head brewer and I don't loving answer to you! Just say good morning to me like a normal person and I'll respond! Fill the fryer with beer when he's not looking. It'll be funny and perfectly safe as a prank, and it'll get the fryer cleaned!
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Mar 30, 2022 13:10
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Send him a letter on company headed paper offering him formal greetings for the future.
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Mar 30, 2022 13:31
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Replace his heart pills with vitamins.
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Mar 30, 2022 13:59
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Escape From Noise posted:The loving chef who keeps getting aggro because I don't always say good morning to him first because maybe I didn't see him because he was in the back on my way in or maybe he had his earphones in can suck my loving left one! I don't work in the kitchen, dipshit! Quit with your hierarchy poo poo with me! I'm the head brewer and I don't loving answer to you! Just say good morning to me like a normal person and I'll respond! Hunt him down every morning, pull him away from whatever he's doing, and take up at least five minutes of his time saying good morning. Also mess with his poo poo while doing it.
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Mar 30, 2022 14:09
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Cthulu Carl posted:Hunt him down every morning, pull him away from whatever he's doing, and take up at least five minutes of his time saying good morning. Also mess with his poo poo while doing it. Dull his knives when he isn't looking. Just saw away on a steel counter. Really turn the edge so it's weakened from work hardening and he can't just hone the rolled edge back.
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Mar 30, 2022 14:18
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Well that escalated alarmingly
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Mar 30, 2022 14:26
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Splicer posted:Start getting mad at him if he doesn't say good morning first This and complain to HR about him creating a hostile workplace environment before he can. And gently caress with his knives I guess.
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Mar 30, 2022 14:27
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Escape From Noise posted:The loving chef who keeps getting aggro because I don't always say good morning to him first because maybe I didn't see him because he was in the back on my way in or maybe he had his earphones in can suck my loving left one! I don't work in the kitchen, dipshit! Quit with your hierarchy poo poo with me! I'm the head brewer and I don't loving answer to you! Just say good morning to me like a normal person and I'll respond! Wire a pipe bomb to the ignition of his car, as a prank!!!
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Mar 30, 2022 14:35
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shank him with a broken bottle, every morning
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Mar 30, 2022 14:41
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Stab and dismember him with his own knives and seal his corpse in one of your vats and gift the chef corpse beer to his family to serve at the funeral. As a jape!
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Mar 30, 2022 14:42
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Geeze. I guess I'm now part of a murder plot. Edit: I don't think he has a car. Pretty sure he takes the train.
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Mar 30, 2022 14:43
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Greet him every Monday with a hug and a little kiss.
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Escape From Noise posted:Geeze. I guess I'm now part of a murder plot. Trains have cars.
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Mar 30, 2022 15:02
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goatface posted:Greet him every Monday with a hug and a little kiss. Also flowers. Maybe start with one, then after a few months work up to a full bouquet.
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Mar 30, 2022 15:09
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goatface posted:Greet him every Monday with a hug and a little kiss. Just a quick peck. Nothing creepy.
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Mar 30, 2022 15:12
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Atopian posted:Just a quick peck. Linger till it is.
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Mar 30, 2022 15:15
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I'd love to read a goon sourced Human resources and office conduct policy.
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Mar 30, 2022 15:23
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Gift him a copy of Kitchen Confidential with a note “thought you might like this!”
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Mar 30, 2022 15:27
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Escape From Noise posted:Geeze. I guess I'm now part of a murder plot. Even better! Greet him on the platform on his way home, and give him an enthusiastic pat on the back that just coincidentally happens to be timed with his train arriving while he's standing right next to the tracks.
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Mar 30, 2022 15:27
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Sounds like some folks didn't get the grunting message
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Escape From Noise posted:The loving chef who keeps getting aggro because I don't always say good morning to him first because maybe I didn't see him because he was in the back on my way in or maybe he had his earphones in can suck my loving left one! I don't work in the kitchen, dipshit! Quit with your hierarchy poo poo with me! I'm the head brewer and I don't loving answer to you! Just say good morning to me like a normal person and I'll respond! If he wears gloves, just open the box and rub your left one on every glove individually.
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Dress up as his wife as a pleasant surprise
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Mar 30, 2022 15:38
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Just keep gifting him lovely "beginners" and "made easy" cookbooks. Really emphasize you think he could learn something from them.
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"It must be nice to have all your mistakes just go away at the end of the day. Some of us have to think ahead."
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Machai posted:Just keep gifting him lovely "beginners" and "made easy" cookbooks. Really emphasize you think he could learn something from them. That’s honestly an amazing idea for any goofball in your life
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Outrail posted:I'd love to read a goon sourced Human resources and office conduct policy. I think would just boil down to "be as passive aggressive as possible until it is time for irl griefing".
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