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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Johnny Truant posted:

More dumb gimmick tattoos

Ooooh, oooh, I can actually answer that question: this guy who got trolled HARD afterwards.

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 13:55

deong: Jun 13, 2001; I'll see you in heck!

whypick1 posted:

Ooooh, oooh, I can actually answer that question: this guy who got trolled HARD afterwards.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbp1oi1umnq/
Same thought lol, time to get a link pulled.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 13:25

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

History Comes Inside! posted:

The use of �colour� suggests otherwise

# ? Mar 30, 2022 13:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Scratch Monkey posted:

The use of �colour� suggests otherwise

"Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2021"

deong posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbp1oi1umnq/
Same thought lol, time to get a link pulled.

It's been 15 years now since Rickrolling was a a thing. I think that video is going to survive the apocalypse.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 13:34

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Scratch Monkey posted:

The use of �colour� suggests otherwise

The review says United States on it.

I for one am shocked that the big brains who ordered a tattoo machine off Amazon and gave themselves sepsis also used the wrong spelling for their region.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 13:45

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

whypick1 posted:

Ooooh, oooh, I can actually answer that question: this guy who got trolled HARD afterwards.

goddamn that's perfect

Scratch Monkey posted:

The use of �colour� suggests otherwise

eh i spell most things the british way like that, with a u, because i thought it was a fun quirk to have as a 10 year old lol.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 14:45

zombienietzsche: Dec 9, 2003

If you're gonna get a QR code tattoo at least get it to something like domainyoucontrol.com/tattoo and then have it redirect to whatever.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 15:06

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

whypick1 posted:

"Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2021"

It's been 15 years now since Rickrolling was a a thing. I think that video is going to survive the apocalypse.

Keith Richards and a cockroach, eating Twinkie�s while Rick asylum video plays on a tv, now there�s a hell of a tattoo idea

# ? Mar 30, 2022 15:22

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

zombienietzsche posted:

If you're gonna get a QR code tattoo at least get it to something like domainyoucontrol.com/tattoo and then have it redirect to whatever.

Like a picture of the tattoo?

# ? Mar 30, 2022 15:26

The Bandit: Aug 18, 2006; Westbound And Down

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Like a picture of the tattoo?

Non fungible tattoos

# ? Mar 30, 2022 17:24

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Rick Astley's status as "the meme song man" is very upsetting to me, as that's not even in the top 5 best songs on that album. :colbert:

His catalog is one of my favorites.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Actually retched at that...gunk..on the napkin.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:58

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Have a lick

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:00

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Have a lick

Do not have a lick.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:10

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Spoilered because it may elicit vomiting:

When I was a kid I had an abcess on my gum, every now and then it would fill up with pus and then burst, which was gross but it had a very distinct taste, which I have always described as being basically like strawberry nesquik.

So, to me, it is kind of funny assuming that the strawberry tattoo weepings presumably also taste like fake strawberry. Strangely this has not left me with any aversion to strawberry nesquik or the desire to eat any more pus as an adult to confirm my childhood memory, both of which I am thankful for.

Either way, I think that tattoo is probably very far from tasteless.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 20:07 on Mar 30, 2022

# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:04

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

OwlFancier posted:

Spoilered because it may elicit vomiting:

When I was a kid I had an abcess on my gum, every now and then it would fill up with pus and then burst, which was gross but it had a very distinct taste, which I have always described as being basically like strawberry nesquik.

So, to me, it is kind of funny assuming that the strawberry tattoo weepings presumably also taste like fake strawberry. Strangely this has not left me with any aversion to strawberry nesquik or the desire to eat any more pus as an adult to confirm my childhood memory, both of which I am thankful for.

Either way, I think that tattoo is probably very far from tasteless.

That�s gross

# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:52

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I agree, do not recommend the experience.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:54

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

One weird trick to get unlimited strawberry milk [dairy farmers HATE him!]

# ? Mar 30, 2022 21:40

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I agree, do not recommend the experience.

Every time I suck on my broken teeth, I'll think of you.

Do with that what you will.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 21:47

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

One of the actors on Bridgerton apparently took up tattooing during the pandemic.

Insider.com posted:

After growing tired of quarantine hobbies like baking banana bread and tie-dying during the early days of the pandemic, the 26-year-old "Bridgerton" star decided she wanted a tattoo.

Because all of Los Angeles' tattoo parlors were closed at the time, she opted to draw a design on herself using a rotary pen that she purchased online.

"It's surprisingly easy. I didn't need an ID, didn't need anything," Ashley told the host.

Once the British actress secured the pen, she said she Google searched, "How to do a tattoo at home," and discovered a video that provided in-depth instructions on how to give oneself a tattoo.

"I was like, 'Oh, this guy is using some really interesting stuff. Then I looked at the username, and it was called 'PrisonTattoo.com,'" Ashley said.

She continued, "I looked at his videos and I was like, 'Wow, there's an inmate making videos in prison.'"

After making the revelation, Ashley continued to watch the tutorial and successfully tattooed a sphynx on the inside of her left ankle. The "Sex Education" star pulled up her pant leg on the late-night stage to model the finished design, which Kimmel mistook for a dog.

"Well, keep practicing, I guess," he jokingly told his guest.

She responded: "I think it's pretty good!"

https://twitter.com/POPSUGARUK/status/1509100687367581697

:yikes:

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I expected worse :shrug:

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:09

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

I like how every line in that piece somehow managed to be worse than the one prior to it.

"Oh this guy is in prison and tattooing himself? It makes total sense that I, a person with money, connections, and not in prison, do the exact same thing."

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:35

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

zombienietzsche posted:

If you're gonna get a QR code tattoo at least get it to something like domainyoucontrol.com/tattoo and then have it redirect to whatever.

Get your site to check a geolocation of your phone and update where it links to in real-time so you can give it a local flavour.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:43

Captain Jesus: Feb 26, 2009; What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

OwlFancier posted:

Spoilered because it may elicit vomiting:

When I was a kid I had an abcess on my gum, every now and then it would fill up with pus and then burst, which was gross but it had a very distinct taste, which I have always described as being basically like strawberry nesquik.

So, to me, it is kind of funny assuming that the strawberry tattoo weepings presumably also taste like fake strawberry. Strangely this has not left me with any aversion to strawberry nesquik or the desire to eat any more pus as an adult to confirm my childhood memory, both of which I am thankful for.

Either way, I think that tattoo is probably very far from tasteless.

Funny, to me it always had more of a cheesy flavor. I did not like cheese for a long time.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 23:03

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Read After Burning posted:

Rick Astley's status as "the meme song man" is very upsetting to me, as that's not even in the top 5 best songs on that album. His catalog is one of my favorites.

Actually retched at that...gunk..on the napkin.

Let's play "BANDAGE OR STRIPPER'S PAD"

# ? Mar 30, 2022 23:10