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Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

OSHA: nothing too gnarly (hand caught in meat grinder)

# ? Mar 30, 2022 17:36

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:30

hailthefish: Oct 24, 2010

A little blood, nothing too gnarly, just a dude up to the shoulder in a meatgrinder with his slimy, dead gray-brown fingers sticking out the other end.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 17:51

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

In the last picture, he doesn't have the fingers anymore.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:03

Owlkill: Jul 1, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

Please somebody help me to understand this, I can't get my head around it and it's giving me an uncanny valley feeling

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:07

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Ror posted:

OSHA: nothing too gnarly (hand caught in meat grinder)

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:08

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Owlkill posted:

Please somebody help me to understand this, I can't get my head around it and it's giving me an uncanny valley feeling

It's an optical illusion. The bucket looks like it could be stowed, but it's actually extended from under the bridge with the boom hidden behind the bucket.

This makes the bucket look too big/clear compared to where you think it is since it's the focus, not the rest of the machine.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:10

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Owlkill posted:

Please somebody help me to understand this, I can't get my head around it and it's giving me an uncanny valley feeling

It�s like that but angled perfectly to disguise the Boom. It makes you think you�re looking at an MC Escher painting.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:10

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Owlkill posted:

Please somebody help me to understand this, I can't get my head around it and it's giving me an uncanny valley feeling

When you finally figure it out, you'll thrust out your arm and yell "boom!"

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:11

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Holy poo poo. If you liked "helicopter buzzsaw" you're going to love the newest trend: helicopter flamethrower.

https://twitter.com/CALFIRE_PIO/status/1508847963115868163?t=YFYEielCXGif4DvId-wCkQ&s=19

I thought the Vietnam war is over!

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:19

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i never sausage a finger

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:23

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

B-Rock452 posted:

When making sausage meets OSHA

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbucmUDuqfY/?utm_medium=copy_link

First pic has a little blood but nothing too gnarly (hand caught in meat grinder), rest of the photos are definitely not safe for work. Seriously don't scroll unless you have a pretty strong stomach.

whelp

learned a new word today:

Disarticulation: n. The amputation of a limb through a joint, without the cutting of bone.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:29

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

By popular demand posted:

I thought the Vietnam war is over!

Notice the difference in language, forest vs jungle.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:42

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

GWBBQ posted:

In the last picture, he doesn't have the fingers anymore.

and it's the least disturbing photo in the bunch!

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:51

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

GD_American posted:

And then a TFR goon literally mimicked this, but with a shotgun.

Got a link?

# ? Mar 30, 2022 18:55

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Jonny Nox posted:

whelp

learned a new word today:

Disarticulation: n. The amputation of a limb through a joint, without the cutting of bone.

So the limb is amputated�without the cutting of a bone?
So like that scene from Terminator 2?

Or is that just degloving?

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:15

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand posted:

I thought the Vietnam war is over!

War never changes

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:16

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

It's an optical illusion. The bucket looks like it could be stowed, but it's actually extended from under the bridge with the boom hidden behind the bucket.

This makes the bucket look too big/clear compared to where you think it is since it's the focus, not the rest of the machine.

Son of a

I thought it was just fuckery.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:28

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Ror posted:

OSHA: nothing too gnarly (hand caught in meat grinder)

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:44

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Ror posted:

OSHA: nothing too gnarly (hand caught in meat grinder)

Absolutely!

Also, the first SFW pic has a bit of dark humor with the "No Hands" sign.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:49

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

So the limb is amputated…without the cutting of a bone?
So like that scene from Terminator 2?

Or is that just degloving?

Basically the tendons muscles skin and nerves that hold two bones together are severed and the bones just... Separate.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 19:53

evil_bunnY: Apr 2, 2003

KoRMaK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y3OxNtn.mp4

oi fucker, scratch me!

# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:14

B-Rock452: Jan 6, 2005

DoctorWhat posted:

Basically the tendons muscles skin and nerves that hold two bones together are severed and the bones just... Separate.

Like breaking down a whole chicken

# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:24

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

DoctorWhat posted:

Basically the tendons muscles skin and nerves that hold two bones together are severed and the bones just... Separate.

It's like when you pull a chicken wing apart at the joint without cracking any of the chicken bones.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 20:53

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:03

El Spamo: Aug 21, 2003; Fuss and misery

Hey, no spoilers

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:14

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

Owlkill posted:

Please somebody help me to understand this, I can't get my head around it and it's giving me an uncanny valley feeling

here op

# ? Mar 30, 2022 22:45

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

Goon Boots posted:

here op

I don't remember this Sims expansion.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 23:47

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

DoctorWhat posted:

Basically the tendons muscles skin and nerves that hold two bones together are severed and the bones just... Separate.

Ahh now i get it.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 23:50

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Owlkill posted:

Please somebody help me to understand this, I can't get my head around it and it's giving me an uncanny valley feeling

If you still haven't sorted it out, it's a boom lift and the arm is obscured by the basket thanks to the photographer's perspective.

# ? Mar 30, 2022 23:58

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Mr. Nice! posted:

If you still haven't sorted it out, it's a boom lift and the arm is obscured by the basket thanks to the photographer's perspective.

But that other guy is actually sheltering from the rain under that suspended traffic cone.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 00:05

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Goon Boots posted:

here op

haha yeah Lode Runner was sick

# ? Mar 31, 2022 00:44

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1509253049440739332?t=wUZDEZZWdVisYoZXNbbCig&s=19

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:08

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

Weird that they picked the blind guy to be the cameraman.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:19

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

KoRMaK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y3OxNtn.mp4

Whalebro just wanted a high five & dude left him hanging :smith:

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:38

frumpykvetchbot: Feb 20, 2004; PROGRESSIVE SCAN; Upset Trowel

Cartoon Man posted:

that's Singapore for you, they like to mess with your mind.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:57

uvar: Jul 25, 2011; Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.; College Slice

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Holy poo poo. If you liked "helicopter buzzsaw" you're going to love the newest trend: helicopter flamethrower.

https://twitter.com/CALFIRE_PIO/status/1508847963115868163?t=YFYEielCXGif4DvId-wCkQ&s=19

I know the local forestry plantation does something similar as part of their bushfire strategy, but their helicopter-mounted device releases little incendiaries that explode on impact. This version actually seems safer.

Fake edit: phew, I was misremembering and it wasn't quite as crazy, I'm stealing the text from another website but this was what I was thinking of, it's apparently a totally normal thing that's been around since the 60s

quote:

Incendiary Balls, Capsules. This one drops ping pong type balls or capsules that have a powder in them and as they leave the ignition machine that is installed in the helicopter they are injected with glycol which causes a reaction and ignites the ball 30-60 seconds after leaving the helicopter.

Bonus that I came across while double-checking, some info and photos on aerial fire ignition methods from the 60s and onwards: https://victoriasforestryheritage.org.au/activities1/fire/fire-aviation/348-aerial-ignition.html

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:55

MRC48B: Apr 2, 2012

quote:

Incendiary Balls, Capsules. This one drops ping pong type balls or capsules that have a powder in them and as they leave the ignition machine that is installed in the helicopter they are injected with glycol which causes a reaction and ignites the ball 30-60 seconds after leaving the helicopter.

So pool chlorine and brake fluid. Nice.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:42