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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Bonny Jock Lemon posted:

Prime av material

Wish this was the new hard hat Spider-Man

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:18

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Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Someone needs to edit it and change Gamer to Goon first

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:22

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

Splint Chesthair posted:

I mean, Batman still lives in his parents� basement�

Non-Adventures of Wonderella: The Long CON

Drakyn fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 31, 2022

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:32

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Yeah I can't take Batman seriously anymore. Give me campy Batman instead.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:48

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

Batman doesn't know what sex is and if you tried to explain it to him he would cry.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:52

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Libra posted:

Batman doesn't know what sex is and if you tried to explain it to him he would cry.

I think it's canon he had sex with Black Canary outside in the rain and they kept their masks on because it was hotter that way.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:21

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

black canary doesn't wear a mask

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:49

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Oh no what did I do to my ward?!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:55

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

black canary doesn't wear a mask

Some of her costumes included a black domino mask

# ? Mar 31, 2022 05:52

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Libra posted:

Batman doesn't know what sex is and if you tried to explain it to him he would cry.

So in his 20's when Bruce Wayne was traveling around the world, there was a week* where he had to not only learn how to sex, but he had to master it. He had to become a Master of Sex, because otherwise, when he would try and end all crime ever, what if a scenario came up where an immortal ninja man had a bunch of nuclear bombs and was prepared to blow up the Earth. And the only way to stop him was to seduce his hawt daughter and give her a deep dicking. Such a good dicking that she decides to give him the keys to disarm all the nuclear bombs. If that one specific scenario happened and he was bad at sex? The world would suffer.
So that's why he has to learn how to sex and to be the best at it.

* = The one week thing is my favourite part of Batman lore.
Basically it's pretty much established cannon that when Bruce Wayne left Gotham as a young man, he traveled the world and became the Best at stuff. But DC has him know so many disciplines (chemistry, forensics, stalking, sword fighting) that if you try and do even basic maths it goes to ludicrous levels. I saw someone do this back in my early Internet forum days.
Batman is supposed to be a master of all forms of Martial Arts, which back in the early 2000's there were about 126 forms of martial arts. (Now the number is closer to 170.)
Which if you break it down assuming Bruce spent ages 22 to 28 traveling the world, means that he would have had to find a Martial Arts master, convince them to take him on as their student, learn everything even their most secret special moves and super arts and not tell anyone. Just in case. And that adds up to about one Martial Art every week. For about four years when you factor in travel time and finding the person etc...

# ? Mar 31, 2022 14:07

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Fantastic Four #100 (1970)

Spider-Man Unlimited #19 (1998)

# ? Mar 31, 2022 14:45

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Oh, it's his Spider-Signal. I thought at first he was no-selling an energy blast to the balls.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 15:04

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Dareon posted:

I'm personally aware of Superman meets the Nestle Quik Rabbit, Archie Meets The Punisher (And one in the other direction), and Punisher & Eminem.

Superman teaming up with a bunch of kids and their TSR80 is the first one I remember, but I positive it's not the actual first.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 15:08

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I own a Stan Lee autographed copy of this bad boy, which involves Spider Man and the Hulk destroying a library, getting shot at by cops, and then peacing out for an Ohio newspaper.

They then fought again in Kansas city with Kraven the Hunter in a department store for a Kansas City newspaper.

as well as Sandman in Dallas

Chicago

and Austin

What the hell Spider man and Hulk? Why did you never stop The Vulture from stealing all the Crab Cakes in Nantucket when I was a kid?

Kalli fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Mar 31, 2022

# ? Mar 31, 2022 15:35

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Kraven going for a suicide by Hulk solution there

# ? Mar 31, 2022 16:07

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

Nah, it looks like he's got a pretty solid strategy. If cartoons have taught me anything it's that even the most powerful superheroes are weak to nets.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 16:11

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Darthemed posted:

House of Secrets #37 (1960)

Pronto is a weird name for an American woman in 1960.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 16:16

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

In whitest breast or darkest thigh,

no combo meal shall escape my eye.

Two sides, a bucket out tonight

11 herbs and spices, Colonel Corps Might!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 16:54

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Libra posted:

Nah, it looks like he's got a pretty solid strategy. If cartoons have taught me anything it's that even the most powerful superheroes are weak to nets.

That net has balls on it, Hulk is hosed

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:38

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Nov 26, 2007

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Lobok posted:

Oh, it's his Spider-Signal. I thought at first he was no-selling an energy blast to the balls.

No, that's an energy blast *from* his crotch.

Radiations is stored in the balls, ask MJ.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 19:44

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

Final Fantasy IV wasn't released as Final Fantasy IV in North America until 2001, so the fact that Peter circa 1998 knows it isn't Final Fantasy II means he reads some real dweeb message boards and probably has explored early SNES emulators.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 19:57

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Android Blues posted:

Final Fantasy IV wasn't released as Final Fantasy IV in North America until 2001, so the fact that Peter circa 1998 knows it isn't Final Fantasy II means he reads some real dweeb message boards and probably has explored early SNES emulators.

Peter Parker got banned by Lowtax in a fit of pique in 2005 and never came back his $10 were too precious.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 20:42

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Peter would absolutely rereg but change nothing about his posting style, and would answer to his old username

# ? Mar 31, 2022 20:55

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Android Blues posted:

Final Fantasy IV wasn't released as Final Fantasy IV in North America until 2001, so the fact that Peter circa 1998 knows it isn't Final Fantasy II means he reads some real dweeb message boards and probably has explored early SNES emulators.

Or he's even less informed and thinks the sequel to 6, which was released as "3" in the US, is out. Which would match up with his weird statement about "getting the last screen" in it.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 21:33

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

CharlestheHammer posted:

Peter would absolutely rereg but change nothing about his posting style, and would answer to his old username

LOWTAX! YOU CAN'T BAN MEEE! I'LL SHITPOST UNTIL THE END OF THE FORUMS!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 21:42

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

# ? Mar 31, 2022 22:01

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

im permabanned poster peterparker69. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "great responsibility" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "how do i shot web" and "does whatever a spider can" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically spider sense. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to getting hit in the head with falling bricks. peace.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 22:06