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SuperMechagodzilla: Jun 9, 2007; NEWT REBORN

Just don�t make any more xmen movies! god drat!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:14

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:56

Noob Saibot: Jan 29, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Where the Morbius hype thread at?

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:56

Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

Only authentic actual X-men casting that I think would be good and kinda care about: Laurence Fishburne as Professor X makes a lot of sense to me.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:57

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Noob Saibot posted:

Where the Morbius hype thread at?

There would have to hype for this to exist.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:58

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Just don�t make any more xmen movies! god drat!

If Bob Chapek doesn't announce an X-Men movie, he's going to be out of a job at Disney.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:58

Burkion: May 10, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Noob Saibot posted:

Where the Morbius hype thread at?

You can't find the Morbius thread?

Hate to tell you, but yer in one

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:11

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Mat Cauthon posted:

Daniel Radcliffe getting a shot at it would honestly be very interesting. Same for Taylor Lautner.

If you want to give it to somebody who is on the shorter side, can actually fight, and do some crazy stunts himself Iko Uwais is 5'6 and can do the feral berserker vibe capably enough.

The only thing I might possibly love more than Iko Uwais would be the outrage over casting as Asian person as Wolverine. I still fondly remember how pissy white supremacists got over Marvel casting Idris Elba as Heimdall, and nobody gives a poo poo about Heimdall. Uwais as Wolverine would get a nuclear reaction, and I also really badly want to see Wolverine hair on him.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:11

teagone: Jun 10, 2003; That was pretty intense, huh?

I always thought Iko Uwais was like 6ft tall lol.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:22

gregday: May 23, 2003

Some Wizard Magazine rear end casting going on here.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:44

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Grendels Dad posted:

The only thing I might possibly love more than Iko Uwais would be the outrage over casting as Asian person as Wolverine. I still fondly remember how pissy white supremacists got over Marvel casting Idris Elba as Heimdall, and nobody gives a poo poo about Heimdall. Uwais as Wolverine would get a nuclear reaction, and I also really badly want to see Wolverine hair on him.

Cast a First Nations actor as Wolverine and watch Canada implode.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:51

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Andy serkis as wolverine

# ? Mar 31, 2022 05:02

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Andy serkis as wolverine

This but he's all CGI

# ? Mar 31, 2022 05:04

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

kevin smith as wolverine harley quinn smith as laura kinney

# ? Mar 31, 2022 05:59

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

James Corden as Wolverine. Just to ensure the franchise stays dead.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 07:13

teagone: Jun 10, 2003; That was pretty intense, huh?

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

# ? Mar 31, 2022 07:27

Kill All Cops: Apr 11, 2007; Pacheco de Chocobo; Hell Gem

teagone posted:

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

controversial.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 07:36

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Devito as Wolverine

# ? Mar 31, 2022 07:42

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

BigglesSWE posted:

James Corden as Wolverine. Just to ensure the franchise stays dead.

With Piers Morgan as Sabretooth

# ? Mar 31, 2022 08:01

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

*zot*

# ? Mar 31, 2022 09:50

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

gregday posted:

Some Wizard Magazine rear end casting going on here.

Glenn Danzig Wolverine. Howie Long Captain America.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 10:45

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

BiggestBatman posted:

Elliot page should be wolverine

That'd be inspired as all hell.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 10:58

Freakazoid_: Jul 5, 2013; Buglord

teagone posted:

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

in an x-men musical, sure

# ? Mar 31, 2022 11:15

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Hugh jackman as batman christian bale as wolverine michael caine as spawn

# ? Mar 31, 2022 11:20

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Edward Mass posted:

They'll just CGI Hugh Jackman and call it a day.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Andy serkis as wolverine

Andy Serkis as CGI Hugh Jackman a foot shorter.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 11:33

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Danny devito head on hugh jackman body with andy serkis voice and these legs

# ? Mar 31, 2022 12:04

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

So Morbius loving sucked. 20 minutes of plot stretched like a drumskin across 110 minutes of running time.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:11

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

So Morbius loving sucked. 20 minutes of plot stretched like a drumskin across 110 minutes of running time.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:21

Megaman's Jockstrap: Jul 16, 2000; What a horrible thread to have a post.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

So Morbius loving sucked.

This thread is now about vampire puns for Morbius reviews.

Lifeless 'Morbius' A Cinematic Disaster

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:43

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

This thread is now about vampire puns for Morbius reviews.

Lifeless 'Morbius' A Cinematic Disaster

You know what Morbius needs?

Stakes.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:46

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Jason David Frank should be Wolverine

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:54

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Personally I wish there was Lessbius.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:56

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Grab an MMA Fighter and just let him do his thing.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 17:58

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Gatts posted:

Grab an MMA Fighter and just let him do his thing.

Morbius was that bad aye?

# ? Mar 31, 2022 18:00

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

Noob Saibot posted:

Where the Morbius hype thread at?

Imagine thinking the hype can be contained to just a single thread.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 18:17

Mat Cauthon: Jan 2, 2006; The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.

Neo Rasa posted:

Emily Blunt should be Wolverine

They could make far worse choices tbh.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 18:24

Everyone: Sep 6, 2019; by sebmojo

Grendels Dad posted:

The only thing I might possibly love more than Iko Uwais would be the outrage over casting as Asian person as Wolverine. I still fondly remember how pissy white supremacists got over Marvel casting Idris Elba as Heimdall, and nobody gives a poo poo about Heimdall. Uwais as Wolverine would get a nuclear reaction, and I also really badly want to see Wolverine hair on him.

Nhut Le as Wolverine as long as he eats Cheetos all the time.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 18:25

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Grendels Dad posted:

The only thing I might possibly love more than Iko Uwais would be the outrage over casting as Asian person as Wolverine. I still fondly remember how pissy white supremacists got over Marvel casting Idris Elba as Heimdall, and nobody gives a poo poo about Heimdall. Uwais as Wolverine would get a nuclear reaction, and I also really badly want to see Wolverine hair on him.

fffff I want Joe Taslim for wolverine

# ? Mar 31, 2022 18:51