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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
so this could be Team WWE vs Team WCW/NWA

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
wait why would you put someone with workrate in this match

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Fully expecting like loving Hornswoggle to come out next

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Penguin Patrol posted:

wait why would you put someone with workrate in this match

They already have Jimmy Wang Yang in there

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok pretty solidly on Team Onita

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Always knew one day I'd see Onita sharing the ring with Colt Cabana, the Rock 'n' Roll Express, PCO, Fandango, Enzo Amore, Barry Horowitz, Juice Robinson, and PCO

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
lol at fans popping thinking it was Moxley then getting quieter when Onita's name appeared

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
my internal canon is thats Mr Pogo

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Lid posted:

lol at fans popping thinking it was Moxley then getting quieter when Onita's name appeared

"This building has become completely unglued" [people halfheartedly stick their arms out for an old man slowly ambling toward the ring]

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
this is going to be unwatchable

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
This is a very random rear end match and I'm 100% on board for this

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

abraham linksys posted:

this is going to be unwatchable

someone calculate the average age of this match

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


lmao already MOTYC

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Lid posted:

someone calculate the average age of this match

its not actually that bad but when your young guys are juice, colt cabana, and nzo, like what are we doing here

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
its a comedy match who cares

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Nothing will ever top the Blackcraft show of midnight Mania week shows where no one gives a gently caress and it's really awful, but glad I got to witness it. But this 5v5 rules in its own right.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Juice Robinson is the youngest her at 32, apparently??? (swore he was older than that)

Fandango & Jimmy Wang Yang are both 40.


LMAO AT JIMMY WANG YANG GETTING COWBOY poo poo CHANT

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


what THE gently caress JIMMY WANG YANG???

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
ok this match should just be Jimmy Wang Yang

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


please god book Jimmy for AEW or GCW or something. after only 10 seconds I already want to see more of him than ever before

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
lmao that ddt

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
this match is great and terrible

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

KungFu Grip posted:

lmao that ddt

PCO does not bump

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Huntman posted:

please god book Jimmy for AEW or GCW or something. after only 10 seconds I already want to see more of him than ever before

good news, Jimmy Wang Yang is in the Clusterfuck! (he also has a daughter thats started wrestling)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

KungFu Grip posted:

good news, Jimmy Wang Yang is in the Clusterfuck! (he also has a daughter thats started wrestling)

he's going to be upstaged by that guy whose head looks like a thumb and has no social media

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Lid posted:

PCO does not bump

then what the gently caress was that!!!

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


PCO only takes stupid bumps

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Lid posted:

PCO does not bump

he does like one wild bump per big match but its always poo poo he does to himself

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok fair

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ahahahahahahahahahah i can't stop laughing at that exchange

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
horrendous match, zero notable moments, now thats what the supershow is all about

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


yeah sure okay why not

5 stars

MOTY

10/10

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


it's turned into a mdickie match where you just keep beating up the dude and don't press start to end the match

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lmao what

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
lmao

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


IT GETS BETTER

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
THIS IS A BETTER BOOKING

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Huntman posted:

yeah sure okay why not

5 stars

MOTY

10/10

i take it back

6 stars

Match of the Century

11/10

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
honestly yeah, that's the only part of the match that made any sense

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Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!
I got to meet and get a headlock from Onita this evening, my life is complete.

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