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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Booourns posted:

he could just offer to give everyone the $600 that joe stiffed them and he'd likely win

:hai:

Call it American Relief From Bidengas

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


say the line, bart

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Dont know who this entitled little Bernie Bro is but he needs to shut up and vote for Dems.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

This means Schumer got given polls indicating he's in danger of losing his seat right

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Broadlybrowsing posted:

God drat, I’m not getting my student loans forgiven, am I?

It’s been upsetting finding out how much of a single issue voter I’ve become since that was floated. Like, I would absolutely overlook some heinous poo poo on a campaign platform if the student loan thing was a lock.

If inflation stays over 10% that problem will take care of itself

Griz
May 21, 2001


cagliostr0 posted:

This means Schumer got given polls indicating he's in danger of losing his seat right

he does this like every month

there is no viable primary challenger and he'll win the general with 70% like last time

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

cagliostr0 posted:

This means Schumer got given polls indicating he's in danger of losing his seat right

in a dream vision, the Baileys tearfully report that their once proud son is listening to chapo

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Knowing the Democrats, the purpose of Schumer's occasional reminders about student loans is a way to make it look as though there's a push within the party to get that done. That way, gullible voters continue thinking there will be action on loan debt.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
for whatever reason, the Republican family Schumer hallucinates and consults on every decision have decided that student debt needs to be cancelled, so he’s taken up the cause

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

christmas boots posted:

for whatever reason, the Republican family Schumer hallucinates and consults on every decision have decided that student debt needs to be cancelled, so he’s taken up the cause

The Baileys have two college grad kids and they probably co-signed on their loans, of course they want that poo poo cancelled

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
:lol: @ anyone who falls for Schumer’s tweet.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
truly inspiring!

https://twitter.com/andrewperezdc/s...ingawful.com%2F

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

HootTheOwl posted:

Amazing, you all spout on and on how the dems will never do anything, and then when faced with the reality that ceasing to exist is something and therefore not possible for the dems to do you melt down.

rounding up all the bad posters is cheating :colbert:

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

rounding up all the bad posters is cheating :colbert:

i resemble that remark

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
boy can't wait to revisit this tweet in *checks notes* 7 months

https://twitter.com/Garbagestyleman...ingawful.com%2F

Justus
Apr 18, 2006

...

ex post facho posted:

boy can't wait to revisit this tweet in *checks notes* 7 months

https://twitter.com/Garbagestyleman...ingawful.com%2F

Wow! President Burden!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Best Friends posted:

in a dream vision, the Baileys tearfully report that their once proud son is listening to chapo

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Crowsbeak posted:

:lol: @ anyone who falls for Schumer’s tweet.

lol @ anyone who thinks any dem will ever do anything to help them for any reason or in any way

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

rounding up all the bad posters is cheating :colbert:

Look I came in here to be mad about the Democrats and cheer on their destruction. I don't know what you expect from me but if it is good posting you may as well vote for the Democrats because both of those things are equally likely to pay off.

pissinthewind
Nov 11, 2021

i have this notion that democrats rely on younger voters more than republican ones because they haven't been swindled yet by the pretend not evil party

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mayor Dave posted:

The Baileys have two college grad kids and they probably co-signed on their loans, of course they want that poo poo cancelled

real schummer heads know the deep Bailey's lore, and that is their original name was O'Reilly



Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


HootTheOwl posted:

Amazing, you all spout on and on how the dems will never do anything, and then when faced with the reality that ceasing to exist is something and therefore not possible for the dems to do you melt down.

ceasing to exist is just returning to the primordial nothingness that their party exemplifies

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


you’re laughing. the Democratic Party is going to get destroyed in 2022 and you’re laughing?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Booourns posted:

he could just offer to give everyone the $600 that joe stiffed them and he'd likely win

if trib gives me $600 at any point in his presidency he will have done more for me than sleepy joe because i wasnt even given joes first covid check

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
polling hard, thank u!

https://twitter.com/USA_Polling/sta...ingawful.com%2F

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


lmao @ silent generation. getting all of them lathered up because they see Biden ruining the future just like they wanted it ruined.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Considering Gen Z and Millennials don't vote--- I would suggest this shows the opposite.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Non whites need to up their game. This ain't a loving joke.

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



UFOTacoMan posted:

real schummer heads know the deep Bailey's lore, and that is their original name was O'Reilly





You can laugh at this, but he fact remains that he's a US Senator and we're posters on a dead forum. His process works.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


UFOTacoMan posted:

real schummer heads know the deep Bailey's lore, and that is their original name was O'Reilly





The Baileys 100% took a poo poo in his desk drawer on Jan 6

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

bedpan posted:

lmao @ silent generation. getting all of them lathered up because they see Biden ruining the future just like they wanted it ruined.

lol @ lumping everyone under the age of 40 into a single cohort

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Centrist Committee posted:

lol @ lumping everyone under the age of 40 into a single cohort

They all have the same long term prospects so it seems fair

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

ex post facho posted:

boy can't wait to revisit this tweet in *checks notes* 7 months

https://twitter.com/Garbagestyleman...ingawful.com%2F
https://twitter.com/ChazNuttycombe/status/1509678998221164544?cxt=HHwWgMC43ZvDuvMpAAAA

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





each year is worse than the last, but also funnier

Griz
May 21, 2001



this is some random rear end in a top hat with about as much credibility as the "unskewed polls" guy

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I trust Chaz Nuttycombe (the nutte sac)

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

ex post facho posted:

boy can't wait to revisit this tweet in *checks notes* 7 months

https://twitter.com/Garbagestyleman...ingawful.com%2F

lol at president burden. real freudian slip there

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

empty whippet box posted:

lol @ anyone who thinks any dem will ever do anything to help them for any reason or in any way

only trust your fists. dems will never help you

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

ex post facho posted:

boy can't wait to revisit this tweet in *checks notes* 7 months

https://twitter.com/Garbagestyleman...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1509677011127705605

quote:

The map, passed by the Democratic-controlled legislature and signed into law by Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul in February, gave the party the advantage in 22 of the state's 26 districts, according to analysts. Democrats currently hold 19 of 27 districts and the state will lose one seat this year due to sluggish population growth.

The plan helped offset Republican-skewed maps in states such as Texas and Georgia and went a long way toward erasing what had initially been expected to be a challenging national redistricting cycle for Democrats.

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