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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Crazy Ted posted:

Has that poo poo ever worked? I guess I'm just used to the green lasers during USA @ Mexico games but I've never seen it work in any notable situation.

Are there that many lasers in USMNT games? It was almost like Senegal was passing out laser pens at the ticket gates.

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
The Macedonian Magic seems to have run out

though I swear Bruno's a step offside there, hm

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Omnikin posted:

The Macedonian Magic seems to have run out

though I swear Bruno's a step offside there, hm

Nah. Sweet goal.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Welp see you in four years

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Mr. Mambold posted:

Nah. Sweet goal.

Never denying it, it was a super ball in from Jota. Bruno was a oval office hair from offsides

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Omnikin posted:

The Macedonian Magic seems to have run out

though I swear Bruno's a step offside there, hm

GG Portugal, it's tough to play a game like that when an entire continent is cheering for your opponent

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Dirk Pitt posted:

Welp see you in four years

Only if you promise to tell Zlatan he's not invited

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Haha sweden

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:catstare:

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1508904069884256256?s=21&t=M8wPegvJw7YJm1H4PU3c-g

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Who would have thought that kicking Tabarez out would make Uruguay qualify comfortably and playing better than ever before?

Me. The answer is me.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Will the Brazil-Argentina match ever be played?

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
https://twitter.com/memphis/status/1509140515182288898?s=21&t=QOaVqjFsAyVt9mwOHtz2Fg

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

is that one of john terry's dumbass nft things as his avatar? or is it a different dumbass nft thing?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Nis posted:

is that one of john terry's dumbass nft things as his avatar? or is it a different dumbass nft thing?

If only the stupid apes were just a John Terry thing

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
World cup draw today everyone. Make sure to set your alarms so you don't miss the action. Been up all night trying to make funny group acronyms

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
france uruguay canada korea???

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

the sex ghost posted:

World cup draw today everyone. Make sure to set your alarms so you don't miss the action. Been up all night trying to make funny group acronyms

Mexico
England
Morocco
Ecuador

Imagine the content...

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Belgium
Uruguay
Morocco
Serbia

Or

Qatar
Uruguay
Iran
Morocco

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Croatia
Uruguay
Netherlands
Tunisia

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Portugal
Uruguay
Poland
UAE

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Oman needs to qualify so they can be in a group with Poland Uruguay and Tunisia

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

brocked posted:

Oman needs to qualify so they can be in a group with Poland Uruguay and Tunisia

Mexico will be crying out for that group the whole tournament

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Warm ups going well

https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1508452970828025867?t=BMbAeWGzUqagiouNJvfNGQ&s=19

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
While other so called fans are chanting 'go england' or 'go USA' I'll be chanting 'qatar, qatar, qatar, FIFA, FIFA, FIFA'

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:wtf: is this

e: I can guarantee that there is someone out there who has never been more happy to hear Alexi Lalas instead of an opening ceremony.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Apr 1, 2022

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Sepp Blatter was paid a billion dollars for this reality

edit - FS1 (USA coverage) quickly pulled back to the analyst desk to not offend all the Americans with culture

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Was that the boat that transported all of the bribe money?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

the fox broadcast just broke in to clarify that they are not responsible for this nonsense

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
When are they going to get to the fireworks factory actual goddamn draw?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

whypick1 posted:

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory actual goddamn draw?

Look at this guy who thinks we're here to do the draw before the half hour speech from cafu and lothar Matthaus about the FIFA values

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Who’s winning

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Putin isn't watching this, Infantino.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
The song sucked. Fitting for this poo poo show of a world cup.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Edward Mass posted:

Putin isn't watching this, Infantino.

But how many Russians are?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Praying for a hilarious technical failure or possibly the same team getting drawn three times

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I can't think of a zinger involving Idris Elba playing Bloodsport, but I'd like for you all to know I was working on one before I gave up.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
those look like some drat comfy chairs

rip paolo rossi

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't know French, so I'm going to assume Deschamps said "You know what? It actually felt kinda lovely to win the World Cup twice".

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
Qatar, well known for its hospitality.

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
FS1 not bothering to translate anything is annoying, but why didn't FIFA just have an english translation global feed? Heck, it would probably make it easier for other countries to have their own translators translate from English into X, rather than Arabic, French and whatever else it come into X.

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