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I’m so mad about the hot dogs. It looks like they’re being cooked on a flat top or rollers, yet they have these tiny little grill marks like they were grilled. Worse, they look brutally undercooked. I don’t want a charred dog, but I like some pretty “done” spots and make sure it’s nice and hot all the way through - especially if it’s one of those thick all beef franks that can be almost hard to heat the center without either splitting them or getting they pretty well done. I won’t even go into the idea of the hot dogs just sitting there not on heat half-cooked also, but there’s another problem! I’m not playing the game until we get a full vertical hotdog slice.
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love how their ultra fidelity grill marks also look like one swipe with a random Photoshop brush.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:love how their ultra fidelity grill marks also look like one swipe with a random Photoshop brush. There's no time to get stuck on a realistic color or grill marks. We only have a few years to make a single river. The good thing is, our players will get literal years of gameplay from the river so they'll forget about the hot dogs.
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Apr 1, 2022 19:28
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I’m so mad about the hot dogs. Don’t worry, commando. Hotdogs are already cooked!
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Apr 1, 2022 19:34
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.random posted:Don’t worry, commando. Hotdogs are already cooked! Yeah but there’s nothing more disappointing than getting a room temp hot dog bite.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Yeah but there’s nothing more disappointing than getting a room temp hot dog bite. Try one ice cold in the middle
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Apr 1, 2022 20:26
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Hotdogs, Noodles, Pizza, Coffee - Hundreds of years in the future of a human race that has spread out across the stars. Chris Roberts truly is a inspired creative genius on a whole new level never seen before.
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.random posted:I’m pretty sure her real-life mother is of Asian descent. So, ya know. My dude I live in England and you have no idea how bad English people are at English.
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Would have been funnier if instead of a cat, it was Nick Ackado's most famous photo.
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Apr 1, 2022 23:18
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cmdrk posted:River Citizen: Look at the patches ahead my friend. There is now underwater river bed with its own texture Paddle faster, I hear space banjos!
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Mirificus posted:One of the most anticipated features of 3.18...Coffee! Star Citizen #Shorts Why does the coffee have an anus? Where did this short come from? It can't be real promotional material. Right?
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LostRook posted:Why does the coffee have an anus? Where did this short come from? It can't be real promotional material. Right? From the Committee for the Proliferation of Arm-swinging and Paroxysms, where it is indeed their primary promotional material.
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Haha the April fools joke is sooooo funny. LMAO Hooo boy, we sure had fun when the game was a buggy pre-alpha piece of poo poo, indeed. I’m so happy with the full Star Citizen and Squadron 42 experience now, they were well worth the wait.
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They missed a Hairy Roberts, though, that was another funny joke
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Mirificus posted:One of the most anticipated features of 3.18...Coffee! Star Citizen #Shorts So, basically, the function of the coffee shop employee is to push the buttons of the coffee-matic for you? Well, fine, I guess, their whole society seems based around having people do menial jobs for no reason.
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JugbandDude posted:Haha the April fools joke is sooooo funny. You should see today's Star Citizen Live show! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x1KxC4-QR8 Oh, and here is a full fly-over the place that'll introduce years of gameplay. Period! https://v.redd.it/9tpkr7wjyuq81/DASH_480.mp4?source=fallback.gif trucutru fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Apr 2, 2022 |
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River my rear end. That's a creek 
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That sure is a river full of grey rocks. Worth the wait.
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My favourite parts of the river are all the areas it flows uphill.
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Mellow_ posted:My favourite parts of the river are all the areas it flows uphill. I have been informed by the backers that the lake is the endpoint of the river so you dumb goonie cuntiflas ignoramus. Behold the bottom of the lake in all its glory! https://v.redd.it/4w1k4moc7wq81/DASH_480.mp4?source=fallback.gif Monocle cat will be ecstatic about the fidelity.
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lol walking under water is no different than walking on land except they added a water effect to the screen. Fidelity!
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trucutru posted:You should see today's Star Citizen Live show! That river video makes me feel bad for my country of New Zealand as it seem that all of our rivers are defective as they don't all flow with an uniform width across for their whole length. God does not understand river generation.
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trucutru posted:I have been informed by the backers that the lake is the endpoint of the river so you dumb goonie cuntiflas ignoramus. Oh my, that is really really bad - even passing it off as tier 0 is embarrassing. How are people putting money into this still?
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Restaurant Milos That background is surprisingly unique...
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What a lovely fly-by that makes people ill when watching it. It gives off the impression that the "river" goes up and downhill in the same direction, which... you know. Good to see that "rivers" also have no forests around them despite being in a seemingly temperate zone.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:What a lovely fly-by that makes people ill when watching it. Meany, after all the effort the dude took to manually roll his chariot at every turn so that it doesn't look like he's controlling a no-clip camera.
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Kosumo posted:Oh my, that is really really bad - even passing it off as tier 0 is embarrassing. Once you put enough money on it even poo poo tastes great. quote:I love this.. You can imagine what it Will feel like when the vfx team and the audio team get their hands on it.. Even without swiming the atmosphere Will be there.. Also you can hide from bounty Hunters there. 😁 quote:Gonna be a bit scurry I imagine. Once they are able to add content (creatures, caves etc.) there's the opportunity for Subnautica levels of dread. quote:Fishing!! We need fishing in this game!! It’s a sin not to fish in that beautiful river! quote:River tech is great. The only improvement I could see them making is the hard straight edges at the interception between the water and the river bank. Probably a hard problem to solve, though I've seen games show different solutions to it, when it comes to waves on a beach. But non require the scalability and all the specific nature of SC. We'll see. also, lol: quote:Let’s all remember this is the first river in the game… I get that we all have high expectations… but keep in mind this is #1 lol. Now I can argue that it shouldn’t be that hard to put a river in given how many examples in games you have to go off and literally can find developers/artist who specialize in this.
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quote:Also you can hide from bounty Hunters there. 😁 Hmm, let's see, my prey is hiding on this planet with 99.9999% of the surface random and nondescript. Also, one loving river, the only one in the galaxy. I wonder where they could be hiding. Surely they wouldn't... Ah gently caress it, let's check the river first.
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But it's just a river... Wtf is happening.
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FishMcCool posted:Hmm, let's see, my prey is hiding on this planet with 99.9999% of the surface random and nondescript. Also, one loving river, the only one in the galaxy. I wonder where they could be hiding. Surely they wouldn't... Ah gently caress it, let's check the river first. Well, once subsumption is in the game and the quanta simulation is activated, the lake will be one of the major tourist attractions in this space sector. This ignorant comment shows that you don't appreciate the scale and scope of Chris' vision for this game. Let me take you to space school. As we know, Star Citizen will have at least 30 M active daily players, and with a ratio of 9 subsumption AIs per player, that's a massive in-game population: 300,000,000 ! Wait... divide by 100 systems, let's say that 40% are inhabitated... Oh, yea some systems have several planets or orbital megastuctures, so let's say on average 1.5 per system... Only 5 million per planet? Uh, I guess since space travel is so ubiquitous a major tourist attraction like this will have major pull... Let's say equivalent to the Niagara Falls at, uh, 20-ish million tourists per year?... Look, I'm not going to take more of my precious time to explain all the simple details to you ignoramusae. It's a major tourist location with so many people the bottom of the lake will be so packed it's an ideal place to avoid being found by bounty hunters.
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Shazback posted:the bottom of the lake will be so packed This I could totally, unironically picture. Hordes of T-posing NPCs just chilling at the bottom of the lake. Bikini Bottom Citizen confirmed!
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I think the hiding from bounty hunters thing does give you a glimpse into the mind of Citizens. Hiding is not a goal by itself, you log into the game to do something not just hide at a river from someone who may or may not be looking for you. They're essentially going to be playing hide and seek solo, where they just hide and no one bothers looking for them. If you're a criminal you should be logging in to do crime and bounty hunters try to stop you doing the crime.
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The commandos imagine living the commando life 24/7 though, they don't really think about the concept of logging out and doing something else. Like, being a space poor - they like to think of impoverished space paupers logged into their space yacht 24/7, cleaning the toilets, and dreaming of a time when they get promoted to space petit bourgeoisie and they can walk around with a clipboard checking on the toilet cleaners
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trucutru posted:Oh, and here is a full fly-over the place that'll introduce years of gameplay. Period! That's a lot of rendering pop-in. And still as angular as ever. That's probably why it so consistently looks like it's going downhill: because the reflection and shading makes it seem like it disappears over a crest at the far edge (= 200m in front) of how far the environment is rendered. trucutru posted:https://v.redd.it/4w1k4moc7wq81/DASH_480.mp4?source=fallback.gif Yeah, that's definitely how shallow water behaves.
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trucutru posted:Fishing!! We need fishing in this game!! It’s a sin not to fish in that beautiful river! Of course, what's the point of natural beauty if you can't extract resources from it!
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trucutru posted:I have been informed by the backers that the lake is the endpoint of the river so you dumb goonie cuntiflas ignoramus. Read it and weep, goonie subnauticatifas
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trucutru posted:I have been informed by the backers that the lake is the endpoint of the river so you dumb goonie cuntiflas ignoramus. Why is everything visually waving underwater???  Have these people never been underwater?
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FishMcCool posted:Why is everything visually waving underwater??? The last game they played with underwater sections was Sonic Labyrinth Zone so it all checks out
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