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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


How does WWE manage to fit so much nothing into these loving shows

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

that man looked terrified

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Professor Funk posted:

Oh wow, Gable is gonna get a mega push huh

They started publicly hyping his debut when they knew he couldn't even start training fulltime for like two years, they 100% expect him to be their next Kurt Angle.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Professor Funk posted:

Oh wow, Gable is gonna get a mega push huh

angle 2.0

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
An hour 15 of advertisements and middling raw matches so far. Stupendous.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
How long has it been since the last match? Like 20 minutes at least right?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Should be the main event

gripebomb
Dec 13, 2006

I wanted to fight the world.

- Eddie Kingston
So are they going to cut Belair's hair off?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Calling it now, this will be shortchanged on time.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Lifehack: make any match the main event by simply turning off your TV after

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Intruder posted:

oh the rapist is here

i'd never heard about this until right now, why is everyone awful

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
"Welcome to the Bianca belair era"

4 months later and she gets squashed.

What an era

:lol:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

the funny thing about that is Bron Steiner is the most natural ready made talent since Brock if not Angle and they're just having him lose clean to Ziggler

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

lmao if after all this becky wins again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
This video package is great so of course Bianca's gonna lose

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

your friend wicka posted:

Lifehack: make any match the main event by simply turning off your TV after

My main event will be Shane OMac vs Seth Rollins.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

the belt just changes colors mid video package lmao

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BGrifter posted:

My main event will be Shane OMac vs Seth Rollins.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
This match has more heat than Charlotte/Ronda at least

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



JUNGLE BOY posted:

the belt just changes colors mid video package lmao

mood belt

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DarkstarIV posted:

This match has more heat than Charlotte/Ronda at least

the lowest possible bar

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yeah Bianca kind of gotta win this or else the other alternative is a white woman cutting off a black woman's hair on the biggest stage of them all.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Marvel intro

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



lmao

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
oh my god becky's intro is amazing

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lmao what is this Becky Marvel intro

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol that Marvel opening rules

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lmao what is this Becky Marvel intro

it loving rules

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Bianca is great and should win, but I've enjoyed Becky's run this past few years more than anything since Daniel Bryan's first big run.

edit: LOL I love her Marvel intro

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

they gave her giant 3d graphic her lazy eye lol

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Good entrance for Becky. Love the Then Now Forever redo for her.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
as someone who is very critical of WWE, anyone critical of Becky's intro is just a hater

also holy poo poo she looks incredible with her haircut

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

thats an ugly escalade

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
WAIT NOW SHE HAS PARAMORE HAIR

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Just air? No pyro?

That was weak for a pretty good intro I thought

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
I feel like Wrestlemania doesn't need the goofy AR poo poo over the entrances

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The intro for Becky might be my favorite thing about the show so far.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

surf rock posted:

WAIT NOW SHE HAS PARAMORE HAIR

lol i was about to say, wait a second thats not becky lynch thats hayley williams

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
becky continues to be too good for wwe to gently caress up

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

How long has it been since the last match? Like 20 minutes at least right?

Cody backed out so they are stalling for time to give Ziggler time to drive to the arena.

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