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FishMcCool posted:Have these people never been underwater? The only thing they understand being underwater in is their finances.
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It's time for reddit's annual /r/place... experiment? game? gimmick? whatever Anyway if you're not familiar with /r/place because you have a fully functioning brain, it's a limited time thing where every reddit user can place colored pixels on a big collaborative canvas. Users can draw "over" each other, so it almost always results in some weird subreddit-on-subreddit combat, for example the members of /r/unitedkingdom are currently trying to "colonize" the space occupied by the trans pride flag because of course they are. In earlier years, /r/starcitizen was able to maintain pretty decently sized logos: Currently the stickied thread for coordinating placement on /r/starcitizen is 8 hours old, with only 16 replies, most of which are trying to figure out which spot will "let" them put a star citizen logo in place. quote:Yeah, we just moved it to the left of the Turkish flag. Turns out there's a huge community behind that one! quote:What about the blue corner next to the Eminem logo, the green lettice above Ori or somewhere in the among us cursed corner? Will /r/starcitizen be able to rally its forces to push for victory in this, the dumbest game imaginable? Only time will tell!
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 16:21 |
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When do I get my submarine that I paid for even if they haven't conceived of it yet? That river can't be more than fifty feet deep so that rules out submarines. Next up: PT Boats so you can never get out of the boat again.
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 17:01 |
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So, are we excited for Riverine Navy JPGs yet? Which aliens are the space vietnamese?
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https://giant.gfycat.com/RaggedHonorableCormorant.mp4
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quote:"The less people know, the more stubbornly they know it." - Osho quote:Occam's Razor is the principle of not putting something down to complexity which can be put down to simplicity. quote:No, that would require several COMPLEX things to happen; human resources and hiring managers would all have to be collectively awful at hiring 600+ bad employees. The extensive, years-long evidence via videos, interviews and showcased game tech would have to be deeply faked as it shows skilled resources, immense passion and details on the underlying complexity, and demonstrates that broad ineptitude doesn't exist on this project; the reality of meaty, consistent quarterly updates would have to be a "miraculous anomaly" - based on the inane concept of "we are successful in spite of our inability!".
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quote:the reality of meaty, consistent quarterly updates
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 17:59 |
I love it when people pose a rhetorical “what’s the most likely answer here” and then just start making up probabilities and shoving aside conditions. I wish I could do that poo poo at work instead of actually having to do stats.
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 18:31 |
If you hire 600 of the smartest people on Earth and tell them to invent time travel the problem isn't who you hired.
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marumaru posted:"trying to revive my dead acting career" having my daughter say "you need to take care of you first" to me on film
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Popete posted:If you hire 600 of the smartest people on Earth and tell them to invent time travel the problem isn't who you hired. Right obviously the answer is that time travel is just very complicated!
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trucutru posted:
I know this has been harped on a lot, but man that looks dated. It's like Playstation 3 era graphics... and not even good PS3 era graphics. I really think the video is so "swoopy" to try and hide how bad everything looks.
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Mendrian posted:Right obviously the answer is that time travel is just very complicated! It appears you don't understand time travel.
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PROCEDURAL BIRDS TO 60 https://i.imgur.com/2C525Xs.gifv
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Viscous Soda posted:I know this has been harped on a lot, but man that looks dated. It's like Playstation 3 era graphics... and not even good PS3 era graphics. The funny part for me is how they're trying to simulate a flight model with the debug camera, because their actual game doesn't even have one
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Mirificus posted:One of the most anticipated features of 3.18...Coffee! Star Citizen #Shorts Looks good for a mere 10 years of development and figuring out how to make animations run. Can't wait to see from beyond the grave what it will look like in 69 more years.
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 21:13 |
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trucutru posted:I have been informed by the backers that the lake is the endpoint of the river so you dumb goonie cuntiflas ignoramus. This guy is rushing through too much rover content. Really he should have just stood at the edge and waited, and watched, then ended. Another session could be dipping in his toesies into the water. Never should have went full-in until at least 6 months later. This guy is wrecking the content delivery system and is not able to enjoy a proper video game.
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Colostomy Bag posted:It appears you don't understand time travel. Well you see, we have time travel t0, where they spend a lot of money and nothing happens. So obviously they are traveling forward in time. So naturally traveling back in time will come in future patches.
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 22:27 |
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When nobody is looking I will just slam one of these babies right in the middle of that stupid river And privatize the whole drat thing. I'll even use the deluxe 8x8 Geotack-X planetary beacon. I'll be king of space Riverrun. e: Man, this thing has been going for so long that Kelos Costigan is no longer imperator. Also, I can't believe that my real-life land deeds are not signed by the president. No joke, I would love to have that Trump signature in there. trucutru fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Apr 2, 2022 |
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trucutru posted:Oh, and here is a full fly-over the place that'll introduce years of gameplay. Period! Forget spaceships! This game is redefining the meaning of immersive sci fi!
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Like, couldn't they at least have had the flyover from the cockpit of a spaceship??
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 01:35 |
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I'm no CIG imagineer, but I feel like the view from the cockpit interspersed with a few quick exterior shots of a flying spaceship, maybe with some characters smiling and pointing at things to see would have really sold it.
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Beet Wagon posted:It's time for reddit's annual /r/place... experiment? game? gimmick? whatever Now that the canvas has doubled in size both SC and E:D have managed to gain a foothold on the upper right side. Not as big as Oyasumi Punpun (Everybody should read Oyasumi Punpun!) but, then again, that's to be expected.
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Next Up -> Submarines! --:> Boomers, Attack Subs! Evade the enemy in a fifteen foot deep trench with a blue texture! Hunt your enemy with constant pinging that can't be shut off but it sounds cool!
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trucutru posted:Now that the canvas has doubled in size both SC and E:D have managed to gain a foothold on the upper right side. Not as big as Oyasumi Punpun (Everybody should read Oyasumi Punpun!) but, then again, that's to be expected. This is very dumb but I did appreciate people trying to change it to STOR CITIZEN.
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trucutru posted:You should see today's Star Citizen Live show! sick custom forest how much taht run u it looks like the ground poo poo its pants though like really bad liquid dookie status
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Applewhite posted:I'm no CIG imagineer, but I feel like the view from the cockpit interspersed with a few quick exterior shots of a flying spaceship, maybe with some characters smiling and pointing at things to see would have really sold it. Every marketing video has to be 1-2 seconds quick cuts of ships flying because anything longer than that exposes how janky and awful the flight model is. Easiest to just not show the ships actually flying.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 06:55 |
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Please, actual gameplay shots are false truths. Non-gameplay FMVs speak to the deeper reality - they are false truths - superior in every way.
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Representative of a Doobie's Dog
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Dwesa posted:yeah https://twitter.com/Michael26085163/status/1508832811708469260?s=20&t=lKW458O8NH3CRNoIOYTh-A
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/tuxt2z/i_need_help_changing_the_name_to_scam_citizen/
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MedicineHut posted:https://twitter.com/Michael26085163/status/1508832811708469260?s=20&t=lKW458O8NH3CRNoIOYTh-A Tier 0 space helmet.
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Plan R posted:Next Up -> Submarines! --:> Boomers, Attack Subs! Evade the enemy in a fifteen foot deep trench with a blue texture! Hunt your enemy with constant pinging that can't be shut off but it sounds cool! Does CIG still do those videos with totally original character do not steal Jerremy Clarckson? For submarines they could do one with Baldwin and Connery from Hunt for the Red October, dumping lavish praise on the space sub's incredible features, can't be detected, faster than bla bla bla...
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 08:29 |
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Star Citizen is so old they brought back Squats before they even hit Alpha
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Star Citizen is so old they brought back Squats before they even hit Alpha That's quite the feat. Still, that's great news for those GW bastards. I'm going to buy poo poo form them again I guess...
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MedicineHut posted:https://twitter.com/Michael26085163/status/1508832811708469260?s=20&t=lKW458O8NH3CRNoIOYTh-A thios guy owns actually smuggest asss grin ever, he knew what he was doign lmao
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Viscous Soda posted:I know this has been harped on a lot, but man that looks dated. It's like Playstation 3 era graphics... and not even good PS3 era graphics. Yeah, games like Horizon Forbidden West (or poo poo, Horizon Zero Dawn) just absolutely dick all over this supposed graphical powerhouse that is only possible using cutting edge PC graphics. Their only claim to fame, gone like the wind. Or it would be if any Star Citizen enthusiasts had played any games since Wing Commander.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 12:45 |
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Even the rivers is in the other lumberyard game, noted shitfest New World look stunning compared to this Bryce 3D looking horse poo poo
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But do those games have an entire giant planet and universe that you can't possibly interact with in any meaningful way? Huh? Do they?
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