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Who will win the federal Election
This poll is closed.
Labor Majority 48 42.48%
Labor Minority 29 25.66%
Liberal Majority 3 2.65%
Liberal Minority 12 10.62%
UAP Majoirty 21 18.58%
Total: 113 votes
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



bondis gonna have to find a new gimmick

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Ol Sweepy
Nov 28, 2005

Safety First
If I lived 900m further north I wouldn't be in the Bob-Kat's electorate. But since I am -

It will be:

Greens,
Labor
Then the agonising decision to put the cognitively declining cowboy who will more than likely win, ahead of more lucid, arguably worse people who would actually turn up to work.
Far North Queensland baby!

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
im just one of those posters that looks like other posters, last time i was accused of being an IWC which i eventually found out belonged to a dude who does a podcost under the name bongsy and cones or something

now it's esl which i'm sure will have an equally riveting backstory.

please tell us more about your ethnicity/sex/location

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
famous auspol troll 'english as a second language'

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

im just one of those posters that looks like other posters, last time i was accused of being an IWC which i eventually found out belonged to a dude who does a podcost under the name bongsy and cones or something

now it's esl which i'm sure will have an equally riveting backstory.

please tell us more about your ethnicity/sex/location

this is exactly what IWC would say :tinfoil:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

lih posted:

famous auspol troll 'english as a second language'

avs?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
conez n doh was quality content

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Konomex posted:

You have confused me with someone else sir, I vote Greens first, Labor second, and then the hellscape of WA right wing independents in descending order of how best I can spell the word penis

Oh whoops. Who was the Sex Party guy?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Peccadillo posted:

Oh whoops. Who was the Sex Party guy?

Hunter Biden. Or so the pictures on his laptop would have us believe.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Hunter Biden. Or so the pictures on his laptop would have us believe.

Not Madison Cawthorn.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
It was a cool party to have in the ACT, bunch of legal sex work and the extra-legal stuff that surrounds it. Rep 'em!

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
They fell pretty short about it though

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Weren't the sex party made up of a bunch of proprietors who were actually just libertarians not particularly concerned with the welfare of sex workers beyond where said policy also happened to benefit them?

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

They had some real progressive policies but also weird libertarian ones around casinos and gambling specifically.

Also they're still around rebranded as the Reason Party.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

They're the kind of party which has a bunch of great socially progressive policies but remains suspiciously quiet on things like "taxation" and "workers' rights"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Animal Friend posted:

They had some real progressive policies but also weird libertarian ones around casinos and gambling specifically.

Also they're still around rebranded as the Reason Party.

is the reason sex?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kva58pqBQ9s&t=1311s

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
#Ipsos Poll Preferred PM: Morrison 37 Albanese 38 #auspol

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
So if the Australian Democrats are back, where's the ASMR goon who was their sole supporter?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Newspoll reports a bounce post budget for the LNP regime.


Ugh.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

Comstar posted:

Newspoll reports a bounce post budget for the LNP regime.


Ugh.

They gained one point - it's now 46/54 to Labor. Interestingly Labor have lost 3 points on their primary vote but 1 went to LNP and 2 went to the Greens.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Comstar posted:

Newspoll reports a bounce post budget for the LNP regime.


Ugh.

Now a mere one or two points below Gillard's position on the eve of the 2013 election, I'm sure the champagne corks are popping

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


The Lord Bude posted:

They gained one point - it's now 46/54 to Labor. Interestingly Labor have lost 3 points on their primary vote but 1 went to LNP and 2 went to the Greens.

One point is well within the margin of error, not too notable.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Sportsbet paid out the last election before the results were called. If anything has taught me not to count my chickens when it comes to auspol elections, it was that.

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
They've actually gone out from 2.90 to 3.20 since they announced the budget. Not that bookies are some sole arbiter of truth, they're probably just trying to encourage people to fill up the other side of their ledger, but still interesting. Will be keen to see what the odds are 1-2 weeks after the election has been announced and we see what they've really got up their sleeve (it's not looking like much)

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Come on God give us this one.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
That's a strange way to say "I'm taking horse de-wormer"

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday
You can never be too careful so I’m taking a bunch of pills for symptom management as well as an anti-parasitic drug.

Blamestorm
Aug 14, 2004

We LOL at death! Watch us LOL. Love the LOL.
I’d put money on that he’s actually properly vaccinated.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


What are the Phillipines rules/regulations on allowing un vaccinated travellers?

Coz I guarantee this fat fascist nutbar piece of poo poo will get vaxxed up quick smart if he needs to in order to be able to visit Manila and his wife's ex co-workers. As he used to do multiple times a year on the taxpayer coin in the past.

Edit: Looking it up, most non Philippines citizens require Proof of Vaccination or no entry.

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Apr 4, 2022

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

norp posted:

That's a strange way to say "I'm taking horse de-wormer"

He's just afraid to say it on Facebook and lose his account for posting disinformation, he's definitely making GBS threads his intestines out on horse dewormer

I'm more raising an eyebrow at him supposedly being legally prescribed it before it was banned - he would have had to have gotten that prescription six months before actually catching the rona?

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me


On reddit someone posted a shot of his telegram where he said the same thing but said ivermectin and something starting with D Idk can't remember the second. Didn't post it as had no way to verify.

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...
Herman Cain award incoming? We shall see.

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002
Doxycycline was the other one. Not horse pills, but some general anti-biotic with no proven effect on Covid

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Probably since COVID isn't caused by bacteria

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

freebooter posted:

Probably since COVID isn't caused by bacteria

that's just what Big Government wants you to think

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

There are quite a few bacterial STDs though

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again




Friendlyjordies says internal Department of Finance documents have been leaked to him painting a picture that the prayer room in parliament house is used for sex, orgies, prostitutes ect.

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lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
There were already pretty strong allegations about the prayer room being used for sex - it was one of the things mentioned by the whistleblower last year, and Sam Dastyari made the same claim in 2019

What is new is allegations against specific MPs being public. "Mr Newbury MP" would be current Victorian State MP James Newbury, he's a former Pyne staffer. quite a scoop for FJ, wonder if he's going to get sued for defamation over this

but I also don't really doubt that this is a bigger problem than just Liberal MPs

Seemlar posted:

He's just afraid to say it on Facebook and lose his account for posting disinformation, he's definitely making GBS threads his intestines out on horse dewormer

I'm more raising an eyebrow at him supposedly being legally prescribed it before it was banned - he would have had to have gotten that prescription six months before actually catching the rona?
There were crank doctors prescribing it off-label to whoever wanted it as 'preventative'. No idea if any got investigated or anything but that's how Christensen would have gotten it.

lih fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 4, 2022

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