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DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Gross.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
Spotted at the hardware store today:



Who needs they tombstone cleaned?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Lavinia Spenlow posted:

Spotted at the hardware store today:



Who needs they tombstone cleaned?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lavinia Spenlow posted:

Spotted at the hardware store today:



Who needs they tombstone cleaned?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would like my grabstein reiniged.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol what is this from??

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Nuts and Gum posted:

lol what is this from??

Return of the Living Dead

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Best zombie movie ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPc7c4W6btY

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
My ignorance is exposed! I should watch that.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

You’re in for a really good time.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

its one of my fav 80s movies of all time. fav zombie movie/“punk” movie/nude dancing movie.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Return of the Living Dead is one of the GOAT and you should watch it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Agreed. Hands down the best zombie movie ever made. Also the genesis for “fast” zombies

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cronenberg's Rabid had fast rage zombies in 1977 but that film is practically forgotten so I doubt it had much influence. Similarly the Italian schlock film Nightmare City had running zombies, that could also operate vehicles and use weapons, in 1980 but it was similarly underseen. Return is probably the first big iconic film that people actually remember to feature running zombies.
:goonsay:

However Return is 100% the origin of zombies eating brains. No one did it before and very few have done it since. Surprisingly few films despite how ingrained in pop culture the idea of brains as the staple of the undead diet. Which just goes to show how hugely influential Return of the Living Dead is. It did almost as much to shape the modern conception of zombies as the original Night of the Living Dead.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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That's all very true, but I'd also like to add that Rabid is really just horny zombies, which is a trend that thankfully didn't catch on.

Aside from Tina Belcher.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is that the one with the flying zombie head in the fridge?

E: no that's zombi 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSpj5BDGtw

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Baron von Eevl posted:

That's all very true, but I'd also like to add that Rabid is really just horny zombies, which is a trend that thankfully didn't catch on.


That's Shivers AKA The Parasite Murders AKA They Came From Within AKA Orgy of the Blood Parasites from '75.

Rabid is where a lady has a skin transplant that turns her into a horny vampire with a stinger in her armpit that turns anyone she drinks blood from into a really angry rabies guy that eventually turn Montréal into a post-apocalyptic ruin.

Shivers is the one where a parasitic slug crawls into people's mouths in a luxury tower block and turns them into sex perverts to spread itself better.


If I had a nickel for every time Cronenberg made movies about sex spreading a zombie virus in the 70s I'd have two nickels but it's weird that it happened twice.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Oh yeah, Rabid is the horny vampire lady, I watched it back to back with Shivers and I always get the names confused.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RotLD zombies are also pretty smart. Smarter than most zombies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-lmSoS39_c

Send more cops XD.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Yeah, ROTD is kind of a clever movie. I like how they manage to make it a sequel to NOTLD but also NOTLD was still a movie in the universe of this movie, so everyone's like "holy poo poo it's like that zombie movie!"

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
*points to a big pair of tiddies that have "Lifeforce" written on them*

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Baron von Eevl posted:

Oh yeah, Rabid is the horny vampire lady, I watched it back to back with Shivers and I always get the names confused.

It doesn’t help that a porn actress stars in rabid.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cronenberg wanted Sissy Spacek for the role but the studio thought she was too American and her accent would be distracting. Then while Rabid was being made Carrie became a massive hit.

Imagine if he'd gotten her to star then the weird vampire stinger sex zombie film probably would've been a big hit and not end up a footnote in Cronenberg's career.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I wonder what he and other similar creators (like HRG) have thought about all the wild fanworks they inspired

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Kheldarn posted:

Same. :):respek::)

I was also an adult when this was released.

so your avatar is actually your photo?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, ROTD is kind of a clever movie. I like how they manage to make it a sequel to NOTLD but also NOTLD was still a movie in the universe of this movie, so everyone's like "holy poo poo it's like that zombie movie!"

It also has the most horrifying premise. The real problem isn't that there are a bunch of zombies coming to kill you, but that it's going to hurt the whole time you're dead.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Tangentially related, it really annoys me how in The Walking Dead comics they are allowed to say "zombie" but in the show such words and concepts have never before existed apparently.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I’m pretty sure this is how everyone views Canada, including Canada.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

credburn posted:

Tangentially related, it really annoys me how in The Walking Dead comics they are allowed to say "zombie" but in the show such words and concepts have never before existed apparently.

You’re not allowed to say the Z word, it’s discriminatory. They prefer to be called "differently alive".

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Zopotantor posted:

You’re not allowed to say the Z word

Alright. Are there any out there though?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Pizza

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Cronenberg's Rabid had fast rage zombies in 1977 but that film is practically forgotten so I doubt it had much influence. Similarly the Italian schlock film had running zombies, that could also operate vehicles and use weapons, in 1980 but it was similarly underseen. Return is probably the first big iconic film that people actually remember to feature running zombies.
:goonsay:

The italian schlock film what... THE ITALIAN SCHLOCK FILM WHAT, MAN

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Nightmare City

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Zopotantor posted:

You’re not allowed to say the Z word, it’s discriminatory. They prefer to be called "differently alive".

Okay Windle Poons

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

credburn posted:

Tangentially related, it really annoys me how in The Walking Dead comics they are allowed to say "zombie" but in the show such words and concepts have never before existed apparently.

Considering the word came from real life religious practice of vodou I think it's a reasonable leap

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Soul Dentist posted:

Considering the word came from real life religious practice of vodou I think it's a reasonable leap

It's only a zombie if it's a reanimated corpse brought back to perform labourous physical tasks via magic. Otherwise it's just shambling undead.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Soul Dentist posted:

Considering the word came from real life religious practice of vodou I think it's a reasonable leap
Okay, fine.

Sure am glad that in so many zombie apocalypses everyone's sensitive enough about appropriation that they won't even do it off-hand.

Good thing we avoided any issues with using a term for the risen dead by pretending nobody in-setting has ever heard of the most relevant word for them.



I don't think there's any merit in protecting a term for undead slaves as if that's better for Vodou practitioners or something.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/aIaFk.mp4

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Zopotantor posted:

You’re not allowed to say the Z word, it’s discriminatory. They prefer to be called "differently alive".

It's not the handicap it once was.

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