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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Philippe posted:

No, that's gay somehow

I'm not seeing the problem.

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hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
I bet they think cleaning your butthole is gay too

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It isn't?! I've been doing it all wrong!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's only gay if you're a dude and use another dude's hand

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Philippe posted:

It's only gay if you're a dude and use another dude's hand

Enrique uses his tongue, so I'm good.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Well how about Rice Boy








What makes me the most upset is that after all that, he still ate Rice Boy's entire sandwich. That was a week's worth of food!

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pinocchio
Chapter 32.1

Pinocchio's ears become like those of a Donkey...







Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Christ, what an rear end

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Stand Still. Stay Silent













A train with a giant buzzsaw attached to the front of it is certainly an inspired design

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

Christ, what an rear end

i was gonna post that :mad:

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Ah yeah, the murdertrain. This is like the one detail I remember from when someone else (unless that was also you) posted SSSS in some other thread years ago.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Well, at least Pinoccio had a fun 5 months of time. People fell into lifelong indebted servitude for worse deals. And is being a donkey really that bad? If you don't do stupid rebellious actions, you won't even get your ears bitten.

PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Donkeys rule, they work hard and are better than horses at any task other than running places quickly. They are also far more friendly in my experience.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Lmao

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I couldn't sleep, have a Thing

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Tree Bucket posted:

I couldn't sleep, have a Thing



This is giving me The Great God Awto vibes.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Tree Bucket posted:

I couldn't sleep, have a Thing



This is very good

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Ten Earth Shattering Blows

the holy poopacy posted:








Ominous and ominouser.





The next page is a two-page spread, so I'm cutting it short here for pacing reasons.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/billamend/status/1510773401195106304

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Calaveron posted:

Is performative anxiety/depression a thing?

Good question. Let's find out together









For a real answer - Maybe? Some people are very open about how their anxiety and depression effect their lives. Some people can play it up and joke about it and derive humor from it. And for others, laughing it off might make it easier to cope, if not easier to actually deal with.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
What's the difference between a joke and a crippling miserable depression?





Your mom doesn't call you a crippling miserable depression

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

wanna play Fart Patrol

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
The Property of Hate






CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007


these really are some of the cutest space lesbians on the internet

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


I love that robots and fish are just A Thing

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Fish wives with a robot arm, no less

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Ranking of Kings

readingatwork posted:



End of Chapter 2


Chapter 3






Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Last time, on Unicorn Jelly: things happened


this time, on Unicorn Jelly: a map of the world of Tryslmaistan























unicorn jelly has a LOT of worldbuilding, including its own physics system (no such thing as gravity in Tryslmaistan, the have linovection instead)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Mx. posted:

unicorn jelly has a LOT of worldbuilding, including its own physics system (no such thing as gravity in Tryslmaistan, the have linovection instead)

Yep, that's the good stuff right there.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Mx. posted:

I love that robots and fish are just A Thing

Well, robots are a machines... Bicycles are machines... A joke about woman needing men as much as fish needing bicycles? I dunno.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

last time: sadness for a missing owl








a pervert in the shrubs. the missing owl, Tim, has been found.

i think they sort of skipped ahead to the finding of owl #3, which was the fourth owl in sequence, and doubled back to find the missing one because the ray saw it and made miiiping noises.

e-dt
Sep 16, 2019


Welcome to the Robert Johnson School of Ocular Shenanigans

He's cool

vanilla vodka plus orange soda is a fifty-fifty

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

last time: sadness for a missing owl







a pervert in the shrubs. the missing owl, Tim, has been found.

i think they sort of skipped ahead to the finding of owl #3, which was the fourth owl in sequence, and doubled back to find the missing one because the ray saw it and made miiiping noises.

Thank god, that was nerve-wracking.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



so i just realised my own (subjective) issue with the Property of Hate. It's basically this:



where the protagonist is (likely) hoodwinked into joining this huge magical adventure where she has zero agency and thus subject to all kinds of magical tropes unwillingly. I think it can be done well, but so far from what I've seen after she actually nearly dies she returns with an attitude close to "oh well, time for the next weird place to visit!"

I'm still curious as to what this whole Hate Property is, the title is edgelord 3000 but the artstyle and writing are "whimsical but bad things happen". But it doesn't seem to grab me as much as, say, owlcomic (which also suffers from a protag with not much agency other than "owls loving rule")

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

The Saddest Rhino posted:

where the protagonist is (likely) hoodwinked into joining this huge magical adventure where she has zero agency and thus subject to all kinds of magical tropes unwillingly. I think it can be done well, but so far from what I've seen after she actually nearly dies she returns with an attitude close to "oh well, time for the next weird place to visit!"

I'm still curious as to what this whole Hate Property is, the title is edgelord 3000 but the artstyle and writing are "whimsical but bad things happen". But it doesn't seem to grab me as much as, say, owlcomic (which also suffers from a protag with not much agency other than "owls loving rule")

I struggle to care about what's going on. There's some mystery but the protagonist apparently has no interest in figuring anything out so why should I?

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Boba Pearl posted:

Marie and the Adventurer's League - i16.04 - Daily Grind

Marie and the Adventurer's League - i16.05 - Party Girl
Voting in Marie and The Adventurer's League the winner was Follow Fate

Boba Pearl has a new favorite as of 10:36 on Apr 4, 2022

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

ikanreed posted:

What's the difference between a joke and a crippling miserable depression?





Your mom doesn't call you a crippling miserable depression

Your mom doesn't, maybe.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sit on my Jace posted:

Your mom doesn't, maybe.

I don't know what your mom calls you but she calls me when your dad's away

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Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

Qwertycoatl posted:

I struggle to care about what's going on. There's some mystery but the protagonist apparently has no interest in figuring anything out so why should I?

When it first started getting posted here I read ahead a bit to see when it hit the turn, but it never really seemed to come.

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