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Sentinel posted:Jesus christ nathan how did you manage to gently caress coffee up Hey, everybody's good at SOMETHING... Agent Escalus fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Apr 3, 2022 |
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It's actually very easy to make bad coffee and I figure if Nathen has any kind of special skill it's making the coffee extra bad
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 17:54 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:It's actually very easy to make bad coffee and I figure if Nathen has any kind of special skill it's making the coffee extra bad His thought process was this I have X amount of coffee for the Garfaccino machine However this is going to be insanely popular. Like beyond anything you've ever imagined Therefore we will dilute the coffee with water and orange peel extract to keep up that Authentic Garf Scent™ to keep volume while serving the many thousands who will line up every morning to get their Garf On Hence you get Garfaccino that smells like oranges but tastes like nothing, and are Entergaged
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:19 |
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Heath posted:Hence you get [...] but tastes like nothing, and are Entergaged When you phrase it like that, it almost sounds like a Buddhist teaching
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 20:13 |
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Uhoh. @nathfield is already taken on Twitter. By someone other than Mazri!
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:23 |
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I see a lot of people ITT are talking about Garficcinos. Good news! They never went away! Also Nathe...I mean Nathfield can apparently do some crazy stuff with his tongue. In a celibate way.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:28 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Uhoh. @nathfield is already taken on Twitter. By someone other than Mazri! Which one of you bastards made this? https://mobile.twitter.com/theNathfield Repent, and give the account to the real Nathfield!
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:32 |
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i'm walking away (from the troubles in my life) https://mobile.twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1509785306878332937
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:37 |
I am so entergaged I need to know where this ends up
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:42 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I am so entergaged The entergagement is neverending.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:52 |
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you will be entergaged until you exitworld
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 05:00 |
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All posters in this thread are to be sentenced to permanent off-world entergagement
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 12:20 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:All posters in this thread are to be sentenced to permanent off-world entergagement You mean I can get off this stupid Earth?
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 12:35 |
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This Entergagement Earth
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 12:57 |
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It's Nathfield's world, we're just entergaging in it
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 13:14 |
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I wonder how many graphic designers Nathen has hosed over in his +41 years on this dead celibate earth.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 13:52 |
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Bargearse posted:You mean I can get off this stupid Earth? Yes. But you will be sent to a worse one
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 14:10 |
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kntfkr posted:I wonder how many graphic designers Nathen has fuked over in his +41 years on this dead celibate earth. Ftfy. Also, if they expected to be paid for their work, they were just asking for it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 14:27 |
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Yeah, invoice up front is a lesson most designers learn the hard way and I'm sure Nathen has taught many.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 14:30 |
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they're being paid in entergagement. it's the try-up philosophy!
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 14:55 |
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"Escape From Noise posted:Also Nathe...I mean Nathfield can apparently do some crazy stuff with his tongue. In a celibate way. ah yes totally non sexual, there’s no way to read at that way at all The constant ducklips, everything really, it all just makes me think this guy is really gross and I don’t want him to kiss me https://i.imgur.com/VIsMASD.mp4
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 15:40 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Also Nathe...I mean Nathfield can apparently do some crazy stuff with his tongue. In a celibate way. I owe being a super-failson in a perpetual state of mental breakownto my extreme charm
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 15:50 |
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 15:53 |
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I just noticed his whiskers are on his ears.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:09 |
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did we ever get an explanation of what the gently caress armpit food was?
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:10 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I just noticed his whiskers are on his ears. nathen's? they're all over
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:10 |
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Is ScoobyEats still a thing or did Nathen forget he runs a cartoon frozen hamburger business?
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:14 |
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well he cant afford to do hot dogs
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:16 |
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kntfkr posted:nathen's? they're all over Nathfield. I can't believe I have to spell this out for you. I thought you were entergaged!
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:20 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I just noticed his whiskers are on his ears. Garfield's too kntfkr posted:nathen's? they're all over Garfield's too
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:36 |
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dokmo posted:did we ever get an explanation of what the gently caress armpit food was? Until Nathen's brilliant invention of Farm2Pits armpit food, there were only two types of active ingredients in underarm antiperspirants:
Nathen's brilliant variation was to instead use bacteria from farm animals' poop... hens, cows, pigs etc. ('Farm2Pits'). The bacteria multiply after being sprayed under the arms, clogging the pores with microbes, thereby stopping the exudation of sweat.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 16:58 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Is ScoobyEats still a thing or did Nathen forget he runs a cartoon frozen hamburger business? He gleefully killed the vile dog after getting the second shot at Garf
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 17:47 |
crazy eyes mustafa posted:ah yes totally non sexual, there’s no way to read at that way at all I don't understand why Viacom pulled the license after seeing such wonders
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 17:48 |
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he got the license by pitching how passionate he was about garfield and lost it for the same reason
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 18:33 |
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All these illustrations have deep uncanny valley poo poo going on for me and also they look like those illustrations youtubers who won't show their face use. Is nathen pivoting to youtube drama channels
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 19:47 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:All these illustrations have deep uncanny valley poo poo going on for me and also they look like those illustrations youtubers who won't show their face use. he should. he's only like a half dozen mental collapses and a few hundred pounds from being nicoavocado or whatever the name is of that fat kid committing suicide with flaming hot doritos on youtube for whatever reason
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 21:16 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Is ScoobyEats still a thing or did Nathen forget he runs a cartoon frozen hamburger business? At the end of last summer Nathen made an announcement something to the effect of, “BBQ season is over so that’s the end of Scooby Eats” like it was always intended to be a one season business (I don’t think that’s a thing). Don’t ask me to make any sense of it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 23:24 |
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What in the hell has happened in the past month
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 23:37 |
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A late night radio show of 'Nathfield' just monologuing really long compound words in German for an hour.
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# ? Apr 4, 2022 23:46 |
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Shinjobi posted:What in the hell has happened in the past month gafrield
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