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Karate Bastard posted:I did not get the lucyderada joke, but would probably giggle at an explanation There is a poem called Desiderata. It can be found online in many places. It's very nice and full of nice ideas. Desi brings to my mind Desi Arnaz, the once husband of Lucille Ball. They were actors and producers in movies and TV (there's a recent documentary of their lives together). So . . . DESIderata / LUCYderata. It's . . . funny?
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Ah, gotcha. Meanwhile, I'm compiling a list of things I've desired in life, that in hindsight I really shouldn't have. Desiderrata. |
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Mar 28, 2022 07:49
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Developing a think skin. A skin that can think. |
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Developing a song dong. A dong that can sing. |
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The dong song. |
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Harkonnen Matata. What a wonderful phrase. |
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A kid in the 90s gets a dungeon crawler type game as a present. He notices then when the character drinks water out of a fountain in the town square an audio clip of a man gulping and expresssing satisfaction plays. He takes gulp after gulp... every time the clip sounds more and more satisfied by the water. The more the thirst is slaked the more satisfied the clip becomes until it begins to sound wrong and unwholesome. |
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Mar 31, 2022 11:27
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Oh no, he's drinking from da joose well, everyone stand back let's see what he does |
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Mar 31, 2022 13:38
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Alls well that drinks from a well I say. The old man said to his wife. |
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Batman:: "I fly like paper... get high like planes... if you catch me at the border... I've got visas in my name" Batman: Riddler, you fiend! What could it mean? |
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Apr 2, 2022 21:46
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my favourite mtg format is elder dragon eyeliner
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Gimli goes to college. e: This has developed in my imagination to be that Dwarfes set up a dwarf only fraternity that's actually a ploy to set up a secret mine. They may or may not delve to deeply and too greedily. e2: There may or may not be a sequel called Balrog on Campus. e3: I do like the idea of a timeless horror being unleashed on a college campus and then it just joins the football team or something. "We've got a real demon as our star player... literally" Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Apr 4, 2022 |
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Apr 4, 2022 14:05
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Prurient Squid posted:Gimli goes to college. If there are elves then they're grade a jerks. Otherwise just humans who don't treat the dwarves any different. |
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Maybe there's a Dean that things the Dwarf Fraternity is up to no good... but doesn't have any hard evidence. e: And he looks and sounds like Walter Peck. And he just goes into the building and then ten seconds later his head is on a pole outside and the faculty just shrug their shoulders. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Apr 4, 2022 |
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Apr 4, 2022 14:52
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(New student orientation) Speaker: ...And like most of the food service options on campus, the Gloin Hall cafeteria serves breakfast from 7 to 10, then reopens for lunch at noon. Any questions? (All the hobbits raise their hands) |
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Apr 4, 2022 15:31
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i'm tired of hearing about will smith and i'm tired of hearing people make excuses for him. either he grabs a hammer and tongs and gets to the forge, or he changes his name to won't smith 
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biosterous posted:i'm tired of hearing about will smith and i'm tired of hearing people make excuses for him. either he grabs a hammer and tongs and gets to the forge, or he changes his name to won't smith 
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i'm sorry i know this will offend some folks but polyamory is just wrong it's either multiamory or polyphilia, you can't mix greek and latin roots!
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more falafel please posted:i'm sorry i know this will offend some folks but polyamory is just wrong google THIS posted:(New student orientation) biosterous posted:i'm tired of hearing about will smith and i'm tired of hearing people make excuses for him. either he grabs a hammer and tongs and gets to the forge, or he changes his name to won't smith
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Basically the people in charge of the university find it easier to just skirt around the fact that the Dwarfs on the student body are actually armed conquerers and all the de jure disciplinary powers they might hold over them will vanish like a drop of sweat on smithies forge the moment they even think of implementing them. Most of their time is spent trying to get the hot headed overzealous pencil geeks who want to enforce the rule book to wind their necks in. e: Actucally Dwarves aren't this malicious. I kind of want to change it to an Orc fraternity. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Apr 4, 2022 |
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Hobbit murmurations. |
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Tennessee Williams sees a penny and changes his name to Pennysee Williams |
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the dwarf graffiti artists always get caught painstakingly engraving masterworks into the walls |
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Everything up to groin hight is covered in exquisite murals, everything above is covered in lewd squibbles in quenya |
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"This is an exquisitely designed image of a dwarf and a midterm. The midterm is striking down the dwarf." |
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more falafel please posted:i'm sorry i know this will offend some folks but polyamory is just wrong I will mix roots from as many languages as I want.
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A Stink Tank. A bunch of people who draft white papers but don't shower. |
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Warlocks reciting the deciphered incantations in the dead script from the dusty pages of an exhumed tome from the lost city of old R'lyeh, or at least their best guesses of what syllables the dang scribbles were meant to represent, by witchfire and torchlight; Fail im-mediately! Geta ban-annah! Crankahog! Uh? Yeah. Pretty sure it's that. And then *Hex gestures* Moo ...oon? Moon? |
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My milkshake IPA brings all the dads to the yard And they're like "I taste mosaic hops" drat right, they're mosaic hops Growler refills are a dollar off |
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Old R'lyeh is actually pronounced O rly. |
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Nowadays everybody wanna cook like they know something 'bout steak But no one comes out when they grill their tips Might as well be giblets And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Béarnaise |
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poop poop poop 1, 2, 3 Three! [Duel of the fates playing] --Learning with Count Dookie |
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One time Big Bird on Sesame Street said "I think my gibblets are frozen" and I just thought "Does that mean what I think it means?" |
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A little girl with a beard who gives good advice. |
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Prurient Squid posted:A little girl with a beard who gives good advice. A little beard with a girl who gives bad advice. |
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You can only ask the beard one question |
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Jolly, happy show but the insinuation is that the character of the week is never seen again. Like each episode someone new gets stranded on an island and the lone hermit shows the person the beautiful nature and how to overcome their personal struggles to live in the moment. But it's a new person each week, there is no established means of rescue, and there are more patches of disturbed ground from the aerial shot if you pay attention. |
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A man spends a lifetime building a persona then meets another person who is the very embodiment of that persona the encounter is crushing. |
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A teenage atheist has schizophrenia and enters into a dialogue with an imaginary angel. The angel ends up calling him an edgelord. |
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