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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


I have the audiobook version of the Bucks' book so I can't exactly flip to the right page, but my recollection of the way they told the story was that Cody had no direct role in the creation of AEW, was the last of the Elite to sign up, and was the only one to really seriously consider going to WWE even after the AEW offer was on the table. But I say this with the caveat that my brain is mush and I could be misremembering all of it.

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I'll always lol that the easy way out of that was an obvious heel turn but that was just so far out of the question he left the company instead.

Hell, there were like 2 or 3 other loopholes you could use: The champion challenges him to the match, pointing out that MJF screwed him and thus sticking to the stip is bullshit; Cody wins some kind of tournament or gimmick match that guarantees a title match (thus not 'technically' breaking the stip); doing a Midnight Rider thing; MJF wins the title and the angle is people say he won't wrestle Cody because he's scared. Or, as noted, heel turn and play up that he broke his word.

Now it could all be moot if TK doesn't see Cody as the top guy in the same way as he sees Page or Omega or Danielson. But it's not like you couldn't get to Cody wrestling for the title.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

He was in the worst match at all in that didn’t tangentially involve a sex pest, and the tangential sex pest is the only black mark on that particular match.

A lot of that is on Nick Aldis for being the most boring and lovely wrestler on the planet though.

I will never ever not bring up Aldis being so lovely in that match that Cody had to literally figure four his own legs because Aldis loving forgot how to put it on in the middle of the match.

The match was awful, but Cody was over enough he could've gone out there and done an unboxing video and the crowd would've gone wild. The problem was he kept relying on that same trick, being so over that it didn't matter if angles or matches weren't good, until he'd bled off enough goodwill in AEW that it DID start to matter that the angles sucked

Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Apr 4, 2022

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I was at All In and Cody vs Aldis was pretty great in the building

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




History Comes Inside! posted:

He was in the worst match at all in that didn’t tangentially involve a sex pest, and the tangential sex pest is the only black mark on that particular match.

A lot of that is on Nick Aldis for being the most boring and lovely wrestler on the planet though.

No the match sucked because it was an overbooked mess between two mediocre guys. Do you forget when Cody was outside the ring for three minutes trying to blade while DDP and (Sanjay Dutt? I forget) hosed around in the ring? Or when Brandi was in the ring protecting Cody which was inexplicably not a DQ?

All his matches are like that.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Lone Goat posted:

No the match sucked because it was an overbooked mess between two mediocre guys. Do you forget when Cody was outside the ring for three minutes trying to blade while DDP and (Sanjay Dutt? I forget) hosed around in the ring? Or when Brandi was in the ring protecting Cody which was inexplicably not a DQ?

All his matches are like that.

That's a little harsh to say they're all like that, but when he says HHH is his favourite wrestler and that it's clear if you watch him, I 100% buy it. His matches are laid out exactly how Hunter did his for the last decade or so of his career. (If WWE allowed blading, every Trips match would've been a bloodbath)

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I hope Cody convinces WWE to hire Aldis.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

forkboy84 posted:

I'm not sure I'd trust New Japan to use him particularly well either. Now Inamura in All Japan, whoa boy.

Well sure, but All Japan doesn't have Kenta or Ishii for him to fight forever.

Although Irie and Sekimoto :hmmyes:

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I feel like at this point everybody is better off for Cody being in WWE. Especially if Cody gets the Brock Lesnar treatment.
Except for AEW Cody fans. Sorry friends.
AEW outgrew him. WWE needs him (insofar as WWE needs anything other than a conga line of corporate cronyism to keep their turdstorm of a brand making bullshit amounts of green).

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Eat My Fuc posted:

tbe idea that Dusty Rhodes legacy is just a guy no one cares about but Cody is the new absurd peak of this cope.

Dusty Rhodes is a mythical figure even before you get to him coaching like half of the pro wrestling locker rooms of america right now. Maybe it’s a southern thing but he’s an icon, who participated in some of the most important angles in wrestling history.

No one's denying this, except maybe Cody who seems to think that if he wins the WWE title then everyone will forget that his dad wore polka dots.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Cody wins the WWE title but they give him a custom polka dot belt

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Gaz-L posted:

That's a little harsh to say they're all like that, but when he says HHH is his favourite wrestler and that it's clear if you watch him, I 100% buy it. His matches are laid out exactly how Hunter did his for the last decade or so of his career. (If WWE allowed blading, every Trips match would've been a bloodbath)

I'm remembering the Cody article where HHH is accredited as saying "everybody has their parts to play". I would be surprised if the problem between the two of them is that they both wanted to play the part of HHH. And now that HHH is out of the picture the understudy is back to fill the slot.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
i cant get enough ryan satin reaction videos.

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1510830161855492099?s=20&t=lWRWiUL-QaUf-18rtpT9Tw

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1510833686547214344?s=20&t=2ShcjnOVnBOG_jHxvW7C5w

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




https://mobile.twitter.com/DaxFTR/status/1510974010925928457

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Gunn Club trademarked that phrase, they are gonna SUE

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

dromal phrenia posted:

Gunn Club trademarked that phrase, they are gonna SUE

Nah if you slap “the real” in front of something, it makes it legally distinct, see the landmark court case of Aykroyd v. Gorilla

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/marcbuffbagwell/status/1510967655016054785?s=21&t=TjMeBKGiXWL1dePO4bp1eA

https://twitter.com/marcbuffbagwell/status/1510985670868754441?s=21&t=TjMeBKGiXWL1dePO4bp1eA

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Buff Daddy

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Buff is indeed the stuff

His wife called me for info on health insurance when I worked in a call center once. I broke the rules and told her he would probably be denied due to his neck (they were notorious for denying pretty much any pre-existing condition) and she thanked me for not wasting their time. Literally the only time being a wrestling fan has been relevant at a job.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1510786941796691968

ok this made me lol

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

:amen:

Laplacean Demon
Jan 20, 2004


bottom guys, out.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/vintagepuro/status/1511018529759588353

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/cbjiles/status/1510759669505081359

oohhh my goood ccuuuuummmmm!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1511045576195985417

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i like that Suzuki is a legend and it seems like you can get him to wrestle anywhere for a bag of cash like how Chuck Berry used to do it

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
suzuki takes payments in colorful socks, cool hats, and cheap beer

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

suzuki takes payments in colorful socks, cool hats, and cheap beer

Sounds like I could book Suzuki to several white elephant parties

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I would pay Suzuki to chop me once just to say I did it. But only once, because more than that and my soul would probably leave my body.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Also helps that there hasn't been a new episode of One Piece in weeks because Toei got hacked, and thus Suzuki has been even more pissed off than usual and will happily kill anyone, no matter which fed.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

What did Gable Stevenson do that lost Buff as a fan?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

luchadornado posted:

What did Gable Stevenson do that lost Buff as a fan?

Google "Gable Steveson Minnesota Loophole" and you'll find out all about him!

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

explosivo posted:

Google "Gable Steveson Minnesota Loophole" and you'll find out all about him!

Ugh, DA Freeman and Abby Honold-adjacent rape cases are two of the worst things about Minnesota. gently caress Gable.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Toei got hacked?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRealSabuECW/status/1511123816994410496

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Marcbuffbagwell/status/1511127917367070724

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
https://twitter.com/btsportwwe/status/1511079843395428358

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

That is also a bullshit representation. The first picture should be Stardust

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/ringfox1/status/1510997922959310848?s=20&t=aYDbVeHRu25b-9BQ72Fj6Q

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Quality headline

https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1511153406697639937?s=20&t=qaJqfNPzFnaSAktuWbmgzQ

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