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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I’m looking forward to tweets starting to randomly burst into flames

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saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

https://twitter.com/kchoudhu/status/1510934057865129993

T-Square
May 14, 2009

No Butt Stuff posted:

A vasectomy should be 100% covered by insurance

We only get high deductible plans so I assumed not but hey cool beans if so

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Bidets are great. Only downside is if ya poo anywhere that doesn't have one you really notice it.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Android Apocalypse posted:

So the Tushy bidet sprays cold water? I'm intrigued by a bidet but I'm also wanting one that has not-cold water, so now I'm either redoing plumbing to run hot water to the toilet or I'm installing electrical plugs near the toilet to run a bidet's heater… or maybe I'm overthinking this whole bidet thing.

It does. It's probably the most basic bidet but I love it.

I live in North Dakota and our water in the winter is pretty cold but it's never been an issue. The water basically sits in the water line until you use it so it usually isn't that cold because it's at room temperature.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
We have a bidet but I still find myself wiping my rear end just a bit to make sure it's dry, is that what you're supposed to do

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I will liquidate my entire retirement to acquire the most state of the art toilet possible.

e: behold the TOTO WASHLET

https://www.toto.com/en/wtjapan/exp/index.htm

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I will liquidate my entire retirement to acquire the most state of the art toilet possible.

e: behold the TOTO WASHLET

https://www.toto.com/en/wtjapan/exp/index.htm

After college, my friend moved into the basement apartment that his grandmother had been staying in and it had one of these. I tried the bidet function and just never got the appeal.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I will liquidate my entire retirement to acquire the most state of the art toilet possible.

e: behold the TOTO WASHLET

https://www.toto.com/en/wtjapan/exp/index.htm

If you have a Costco membership, keep an eye on the monthly flyers. We snagged a smart toilet for half off the usual price when they had it one month.

If it were an extended family member it’d be top 10, possibly top 5. There’s drat sure some cousins I’d let burn while I was saving it from a housefire

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer



Lol

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

T-Square posted:

We only get high deductible plans so I assumed not but hey cool beans if so

Even HDHP should cover it. Think from their perspective, paying to clip you is way cheaper than their portion of a baby being born.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Android Apocalypse posted:

gently caress, now I realize Elon wants to be Batman…
…But in reality he's Lex Luthor.




*I know it's controlling shares but please, I got up early this morning.

I get more of a Norman Osborn vibe from him than a Lex Luthor one. Like, if the board of directors at Tesla ever fire him I'm positive he's got a glider and a poo poo ton of bombs in a closet. Thankfully the glider was made by Tesla, so probably can't actually fly.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/thomaschattwill/status/1510961829589225477

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

C-Euro posted:

We have a bidet but I still find myself wiping my rear end just a bit to make sure it's dry, is that what you're supposed to do

Yes you should be drying yourself with tp, but even then you should be using significantly less than before.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Just to add to the Musk stuff:

https://twitter.com/AdvanceSapiens/status/1510947376365670400

I doubt he did it because of the poll, but it helps to sell him to the people that don't know better

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shinji2015 posted:

Just to add to the Musk stuff:

https://twitter.com/AdvanceSapiens/status/1510947376365670400

I doubt he did it because of the poll, but it helps to sell him to the people that don't know better

The poll was literally like a week and a half after he already filed the disclosure with the sec and made his purchases.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

No Butt Stuff posted:

Even HDHP should cover it. Think from their perspective, paying to clip you is way cheaper than their portion of a baby being born.

I mean my perspective is I had to clean out my HSA and cash to the tune of $900 after insurance when I separated my shoulder two years ago and all I got was an X-ray and then a visit to a specialist to tell me “yep it’s separated, see ya” so I gave up figuring out how health insurance works in this dumb country

Also the scheduler lady tried scheduling my appointment for the 26th and I made her find someone further away with an opening this week because I’m not walking around all month with a hernia :wtc:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
HSAs are a scam unless you're rich in which case they are a wonderful tax shelter.

Health insurance in general is such a loving scam, and I'm grateful I have VA coverage instead.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mr. Nice! posted:

HSAs are a scam unless you're rich in which case they are a wonderful tax shelter.

Health insurance in general is such a loving scam, and I'm grateful I have VA coverage instead.

They're good if you have teenagers that need braces.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Skwirl posted:

They're good if you have teenagers that need braces.

so long dental plan!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Skwirl posted:

They're good if you have teenagers that need braces.

Once again the bachelor life saves the day.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Intruder posted:

so long dental plan!

Lisa needs braces.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I'm doing my part!









:negative:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You can pay cash for braces and get insane discounts, but it's always good to have decent insurance.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

CannonFodder posted:

I'm doing my part!









:negative:

Need stats for every year !

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Need stats for every year !

Do you want SPY (sex per year), ASPY (adjusted for home or away beds), or SPY+?

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Orgasms above replacement

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Ah, so that’s what 90s rock band OAR was about.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Amy Pole Her posted:

You can pay cash for braces and get insane discounts, but it's always good to have decent insurance.

Put the money in an HSA, pay cash discount, withdraw from HSA, megaprofit

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Orgasms above replacement

VOORP (Vaginal Orgasms Over Replacement Penis)

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's proprietary but I trust DVDA over any other stat.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Kalli posted:

It's proprietary but I trust DVDA over any other stat.

Right, but what makes a man?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Kalli posted:

It's proprietary but I trust DVDA over any other stat.

I prefer the eye test

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

The Big Jesus posted:

Put the money in an HSA, pay cash discount, withdraw from HSA, megaprofit

I… hm. Should’ve done this. poo poo!

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

BigPaddy posted:

Right, but what makes a man?
A miserable little pile of statistics.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

My workplace only offers high deductible plans and also they deposit like $500 a year into your HSA if you have one so :shrug:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Visiting a friend in Chicago for the weekend at the end of the month, any suggestions for stuff to do?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Skwirl posted:

Visiting a friend in Chicago for the weekend at the end of the month, any suggestions for stuff to do?

Hot dog with ketchup

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Skwirl posted:

Visiting a friend in Chicago for the weekend at the end of the month, any suggestions for stuff to do?

Whereabouts in the city?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

Visiting a friend in Chicago for the weekend at the end of the month, any suggestions for stuff to do?

Have a steak with Manas.

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