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I wake up in the morning and I slept like a log And I take a deep breath and I crank my hog And I scream at the top of my lungs MY HOGS UNCLOGGED And I said hey ey ey ey Hey ey ey ey I said hey, I'm cranking hog Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 06:19 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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Sagebrush posted:
Had to reverse image search to find out what some angry Idahoan whited out from the top left corner Apparently Idaho has nazis?
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I feel fine, I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind I'm gonna take my time I'm gettin' the good sign Cranking’ the hog. Edit: yeah lots of Nazis in Idaho
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Anime Store Adventure posted:If there’s been one SA constant meme I’ve seen in over ten years here it’s that goons will find some mildly funny joke to insert into existing song lyrics and it will be terminally unfunny as it goes on and on. Quoted for truth  bike tory posted:
Thank you, this is why I came here! Chikimiki has a new favorite as of 06:33 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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Erebus posted:Had to reverse image search to find out what some angry Idahoan whited out from the top left corner
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Erebus posted:Had to reverse image search to find out what some angry Idahoan whited out from the top left corner My mom dubbed a family road trip that took us through Idaho our "tour of the Aryan Nation"
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I'm paraphrasing something I read in a textbook years ago regarding China's view of the United States during WW2 and some memo said something to the effect of invading the US would be foolish because there's a gun for every blade of grass.
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There's also an rear end in a top hat for every blade of grass. I don't know if this is an argument for or against invasion, really.
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Detective No. 27 posted:I'm paraphrasing something I read in a textbook years ago regarding China's view of the United States during WW2 and some memo said something to the effect of invading the US would be foolish because there's a gun for every blade of grass. Why would China want to invade the USA during WW2? They were allies 
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Detective No. 27 posted:I'm paraphrasing something I read in a textbook years ago regarding China's view of the United States during WW2 and some memo said something to the effect of invading the US would be foolish because there's a gun for every blade of grass. Its supposed to have been Yamamoto, but apparently was bullshit anyway https://www.factcheck.org/2009/05/misquoting-yamamoto/
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Chikimiki posted:Quoted for truth "as I message my other close goon friends" more like quoted for lunacy
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I enjoy cranked hogposting as much as the next girl, but I think it's run its course. Please post memes.
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I like the carl marx thunk face
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Sagebrush posted:
Why isn't this just a radiation dot with the point of origin being Ohio?
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now is the time for honking your crag
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A funny thing that masturbation.
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*third lightsaber through balls labelled "is a rapist and pedophile"*
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CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:daaaaaaamn want a shirt that says CUM TRUCK I don't think twitter bots operate on something awful dot com
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Ah poo poo! Hope I'm not late with this mashup. I cranked my hog today To see if I still squart I'm cranking on the hog The only thing that's squart The cranking tears a hog The old familiar squart Try to crank it all away But I remember every squart What have I besquart? My crankest hog Everyone squart I know cranks a hog In the end And you could crank it all My empire of squart I will crank you hog I will make you squart I crank this crown of hogs Upon my liar's squart Full of broken hogs I cannot recrank Beneath the stains of squart The crankings disappear You are someone hog I am squart right here What have I besquart? My crankest hog Everyone squart know cranks a hog In the end And you could crank it all My empire of squart I will crank you hog I will make you squart If I could crank again A million hogs away I would squart myself I would crank a way
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I like how the map suggests invading Hawaii would be pretty easy "HI  "
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Philippe posted:I enjoy cranked hogposting as much as the next girl, but I think it's run its course. Please post memes. Yeah, posters were really starting to go Hog wild 
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So they're finally here, and cranking for you If you've got a hog, you can join in too Put your hands right on it, if you want to fap As we take you through this cranking rap C.H. Crankin' Hogs C.H. Crankin' Hogs are here
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Empty Sandwich posted:e: lol ^^^ Rest in Funk, Edward L. Ellington "Humpty Hump" Humphries III
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Bagpipes don't work underwater, Terry. E: And even if they did, I doubt sharks have the respiratory system required to operate them.
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Thank you, Terry!
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I love you Terry, thank you
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 Why is there straw laying about? And why are you wearing a mask it's no longer mandated?! (Context: The mask mandate has ended. And if you don't know the "Warum liegt hier stroh", I pity you)
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Sagebrush posted:
I remember reading some years ago, two anecdotes about certain Humboldt County residents: They'd put red Christmas balls on their weed plants so that they'd look like tomato plants to the DEA helicopters They'd set up trip-wires wired to shotguns on pivots, loaded with 00-buckshot and/or rock salt around their grow ops tight aspirations posted:Bagpipes don't work underwater, Terry. what are you talking about  Thank you, Terry! PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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