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The Bloop posted:Look at this motherfucker that doesn't know about SSRI wanks This is exactly why I said it must've been a very long flight.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's a long Southwest flight.
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Cartoon Man posted:Hijacking 
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The Bloop posted:It didn't say he finished the woman sitting next to him said she saw him licking a white substance off his fingers yeah he was arrested for cranking his hog in his seat next to someone
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Ain't that always the way, the Man keeps you from expressing yourself! Rise up people! Give me a show of hands!
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By popular demand posted:Ain't that always the way, the Man keeps you from expressing yourself! You have nothing to lose but your smegma
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https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1511343709190766604 Someone's gonna have to explain this one to me. Why does a "don't use fun shapes that could attract kids" single out people shapes in a way that could apply to disembodied ears? Like, if I made candy assholes would that be deemed liable to appeal to children? Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1511343709190766604 Run, run, run as fast as you can...
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I don't think kids are into cannibalism any more than adults are but food that comes in human or fun shapes tends to be kid food so I guess the law is trying to prevent merchants trading on that assumption.
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Except for dicks. Phallic food is usually for adults.
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I guess the Jar Jar tounge candy was technically not human shaped.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Like, if I made candy assholes would that be deemed liable to appeal to children? The kids today are all-in on eating rear end so this is a bad example imo
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Blue Footed Booby posted:https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1511343709190766604 They were probably thinking of things like Flinstones Vitamins and gingerbread men being "human shaped" when they wrote the law, and not so much severed body parts.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/yahoofinance/status/1511385125132685319?s=21&t=PdXiTkVltubqg3c1Ic7yHw Huh Not sure how I feel about this, need to sit on it for a while.
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Crowetron posted:They were probably thinking of things like Flinstones Vitamins and gingerbread men being "human shaped" when they wrote the law, and not so much severed body parts. Or Jelly Babies. I get what they're going for to discourage making gummies that look like candy for kids, but probably more for Halloween email forward purposes rather than any real logic.
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Zil posted:Huh
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Hey, remember Mr. Max Titer? Turns out he was the Mann aus Sachsen: German man got COVID jab 87 times
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Or Jelly Babies. I get what they're going for to discourage making gummies that look like candy for kids, but probably more for Halloween email forward purposes rather than any real logic. Considering toddlers eat tide pods and batteries I'm not sure there's an intrinsically safe candy form.
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zedprime posted:The logic is if you forget about one and leave it on the coffee table will a kid want to eat it?
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I suppose you don't have them in the States, but disembodied human ears are absolutely kids' food here in Australia.
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Lady Disdain posted:I suppose you don't have them in the States, but disembodied human ears are absolutely kids' food here in Australia. We have those but they're just orange slices I thought?
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Lady Disdain posted:I suppose you don't have them in the States, but disembodied human ears are absolutely kids' food here in Australia.
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Captain Monkey posted:We have those but they're just orange slices I thought? Nope, definitely ears.  I couldn't find a clear picture, but they're distinctly ear-shaped. We also have orange-slice-shaped sweets (which are gross), which look much more like orange slices.
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Lady Disdain posted:Nope, definitely ears. Huh.
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Lady Disdain posted:Nope, definitely ears. Well these look delicious and fun to eat, too! Like we have aspirin that doesn't look like anything and kids still eat it and die terrible deaths. Oh no, your kid is gonna eat a weed ear and... sleep well that night? Sounds absolutely awful for everyone involved.
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