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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:unsmith:

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


can't wait to wake up a creb

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Thinkin rn bout all the people and things I would snip snop as a crab.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I make all these plans to snip and snop for the day but by noon I'm usually just eating frozen gas again :crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Found a helpful guide, only $15 to access if you think you can accomplish it within 48 hours, or $25 of you need more time

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
https://twitter.com/king_bore_haha/status/1510013085813129218?t=50cXaKdyW64RR_cWoFdmAg&s=19

There can only be one

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



man, can you imagine the things i would do if my head was also my torso, how different my life would be?

*sigh* a person can dream...

naem
May 29, 2011

oh my head is my torso

and my butt is flappy

with my mouth full of legs

it is time to get snappy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:crab:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Needs a cowboy hat and it’s :yeeclaw:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
This guy's crab grass is getting out of control

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7079089220475800874

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/1PLkXR8OB5I

cranmb

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1509680052757217291

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:vince:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Found a helpful guide, only $15 to access if you think you can accomplish it within 48 hours, or $25 of you need more time



Protip: usually you can email the authors and they'll give it to you for free!

Becoming a crab is priceless but knowledge can't be contained man

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Don't use SciHub, though. That would be illegal.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


honestly the real crime is that this information exists but is not being disseminated around the globe

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


the government is suppressing the Crab Facts

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
crab. Crab can be cute or food or scary.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

naem posted:

oh my head is my torso

and my butt is flappy

with my mouth full of legs

it is time to get snappy

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill




Yee-claw

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
I give that poem 10 snops out of 10 snips, very crabby.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I am concerned about the effects of crabitalism.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/PrintShopDeluxe/status/1511745555575103493

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hell yeah

Still have a working laptop from ~2001 that I kept around long after the fact because it had a copy of PSD installed

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Crabs fuckin love carbonated drinks. BUBBLES

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Time for crab
































Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



:yeeclaw:

naem
May 29, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

Time for crab


are the two large oval shapes all flattened mouth legs and if so does he have a big ol’ mouth

also why the downward facing elbow spikes

I have a lot of questions re: body plan

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020




Captain Hygiene posted:

Hell yeah

Still have a working laptop from ~2001 that I kept around long after the fact because it had a copy of PSD installed

jfc, what the gently caress is in your rap sheet, truly cursed

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FndZlZnAlz4

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



:same:

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


know that crabs have 5 pairs of legs! 1 pair of chelipeds, commonly known as claws (yes, claws are legs in crab town!) and 4 pairs of pereiopods, with the last pair often being flattened to help with swimming (commonly called swimming legs)



DO NOT under any circumstance, confuse a false crab, which includes crustaceans like hermit crabs and porcelain crabs, for a true crab. false crabs have only 3 pairs of pereiopods instead of 4

know the difference; it could save your life!

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N7oSJiKwiQ

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