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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Tbf I'm convinced she would have lost to anyone in the R primary except Fiorina, JEB!, and maaaybe Friend Ben.

probably yeah. but, still.

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Blackhole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she used to campaign as California's Top Cop and wore cop jackets

people get mad if you call her a cop and don’t support her though. if you do, it’s great!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Tbf I'm convinced she would have lost to anyone in the R primary except Fiorina, JEB!, and maaaybe Friend Ben.

I think she could have beaten Rubio.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

christmas boots posted:

I think she could have beaten Rubio.

remember how there was a lot of talk about how he has a secret family

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sexpig by night posted:

remember how there was a lot of talk about how he has a secret family

I don't, and I would like very much to be better prepared for this topic the next time someone brings it up.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Mississippi ratified the 13th Amendment in 1995

try to guess the year

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's like something from a john waters movie

I was thinking Troma

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Subjunctive posted:

I was thinking Troma

i really miss Troma. Why is Lloyd doing random cons instead of streaming?

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011






I remember the GBS thread about this back when it happened and there was a joke somebody had that's always stuck with me.

Poster I can't remember 1: is a hairline like that even humanly possible?

Poster I can't remember 2: its proto-humanly possible.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

WHY BONER NOW posted:

And then emerged with no apparent self reflection over anything

It. Was. Her. Turn.




lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Megillah Gorilla posted:

It. Was. Her. Turn.

such a weirdly royalist line of thinking too

by salic law, Jeb! should be president

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

don't forget about Chris C**ns

this reminded me that one of the lapd officers who beat rodney king was officer coons.

reality is beyond stupid

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
john hinckley sr was friends with george hw bush

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Laterite posted:

john hinckley sr was friends with george hw bush

once a spook gets a taste for president blood, he can't stop himself

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Do not come

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

30.5 Days posted:

once a spook gets a taste for president blood, he can't stop himself

george hw bush was employed by the cia and in dallas texas on november 22 1963

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvj5CxQrt8

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Zvahl posted:

george hw bush was employed by the cia and in dallas texas on november 22 1963

the only person on earth who doesn't remember where they were when Kennedy was shot

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Zvahl posted:

george hw bush was employed by the cia and in dallas texas on november 22 1963
and has said that he does not remember why, I believe

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
just getting ice cream or something idk

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/ambercrollo/status/1512592952266162185

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

love how kamala nods "Yes! Yes."

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
the only sentence george w bush commuted as governor was henry lee lucas

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
That low rent hand job parlor just outside maralago that was probably a child trafficking front run by some country's intelligence service which attracted American billionaires who don't need to go to cheapo massage parlors for their hand jobs but did for some reason (child trafficking)

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

paul_soccer12 posted:

That low rent hand job parlor just outside maralago that was probably a child trafficking front run by some country's intelligence service which attracted American billionaires who don't need to go to cheapo massage parlors for their hand jobs but did for some reason (child trafficking)

Robert Kraft getting off scott free and the trafficked women being deported

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/crowboyo/status/1512856956951678983?s=21&t=KwVB-0GK7V1j1CWRrf5b7g

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


John McCain responded to his wife making a joke about his thinning hair by saying “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop you oval office.”

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik&t=181s

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Not a memory so much as a realization: Trump will have a state funeral

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

Mr. Lobe posted:

Not a memory so much as a realization: Trump will have a state funeral

dems passing hyperspecific laws targeting TWICE IMPEACHED PRESIDENTS and barring them from having post offices and poo poo named after them like anyone cared

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mr. Lobe posted:

Not a memory so much as a realization: Trump will have a state funeral

he's gonna have an aircraft carrier (with steam) named after him

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Lord of Pie posted:

he's gonna have an aircraft carrier (with steam) named after him

as long as its bigger than the uss john mccain

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Lobe posted:

Not a memory so much as a realization: Trump will have a state funeral

Biden presiding would do a lot to redeem him in my eyes

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Malleum posted:

dems passing hyperspecific laws targeting TWICE IMPEACHED PRESIDENTS and barring them from having post offices and poo poo named after them like anyone cared

lol no. By the time Trump dies he'll be one of the good ones like Bush Jr.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Mr. Lobe posted:

Not a memory so much as a realization: Trump will have a state funeral
When Dubya kicks the bucket, will they lie him in state? How are they gonna stop everyone from turning his flag-draped casket into a pile of shoes?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
armed guards is the usual way

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tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer

Echo Chamber posted:

When Dubya kicks the bucket, will they lie him in state? How are they gonna stop everyone from turning his flag-draped casket into a pile of shoes?

Lying in state is all he ever did though?

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