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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

if only those people had nintendo instead of cars and guns

an entire nation of bonk kids.....

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

You know what they call a stanchion in Europe?

Le Stanchion?

They call it A Bollard without sprees

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

how come we have wario and waluigi, but don't yet have wowser or weach? why not done

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Winifred Madgers posted:

how come we have wario and waluigi, but don't yet have wowser or weach? why not done

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Lmfao

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

But importantly they do exist

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


I want to see them.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

*Werner Herzog voice* I wish to see the girlfriends

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

*Werner Herzog voice* I wish to see the girlfriends

*somberly* you must never look at these jpegs

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I want to see them.

you cant

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

I got the tude now posted:

*somberly* you must never look at these jpegs

lol

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Winifred Madgers posted:

how come we have wario and waluigi, but don't yet have wowser or weach? why not done

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I got the tude now posted:

*somberly* you must never look at these jpegs

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


copy
Jul 26, 2007


can I?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Yellow King...

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

copy posted:

can I?

it is forbidden

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


lmao

copy
Jul 26, 2007

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

it is forbidden



i should have listened when i had a chance!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Oh, Miyamoto, be not equitable to every other and trample upon me alone, to whom thy justice, and even thy clemency and affection, is most due. We may not part until you have promised to comply with my request. I am alone and miserable. Man will not associate with me, but one as deformed and horrible as myself would not deny herself to me. My companion must be of the same species and have the same defects. A female. This being you must create.
/

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Who is Roderigo’s girlfriend

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Sub-Actuality posted:

Who is Roderigo’s girlfriend

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Sub-Actuality posted:

Who is Roderigo’s girlfriend

[desperately signaling to the snipers]

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Seeing Roderigo’s girlfriend for the first time

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


Lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
in actuality no one dates in the mario universe and everyone is just friends

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

in actuality no one dates in the mario universe and everyone is just friends

Luigi blows backs out across the mushroom kingdom.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Nobody dates but many people gently caress like rabbits.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Luigi blows backs out across the mushroom kingdom.
This.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002


this just raises more questions. now we need a whole supersymmetrical model for these additional layers. Bweach and Bwowser must therefore exist beyond Weach and Wowser. Woad and Bwoad, Woshi and Bwoshi, each of these last leading a string of innumerable distinct variants. the universe is a very busy place.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I haven't played the rabbids game but is there Bario and Buigi too?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Luigi blows backs out across the mushroom kingdom.

Yeah. Gay mens backs.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Yeah. Gay mens backs.

hello Luigi :D

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Yeah. Gay mens backs.
Jealous?

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

yeah lets shame luigi for making the most of his undeniable magnetism with consenting adults by the score. please. its 2022 and we can and must be better than this

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

As for the whole back-breaking scenario... It just couldn't happen. Mario Bros are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those blue... overalls of theirs. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Mario brother? What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

yeah lets shame luigi for making the most of his undeniable magnetism with consenting adults by the score. please. its 2022 and we can and must be better than this

This.

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