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chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

kiimo posted:

it used to be worse like back when bank of america could delay the deposit of your paper checks for two days for ~reasons~ but actually so they could ding you 35 dollars for every debit charge that is somehow not only instantaneous but is also sometimes retroactive a couple days so they can literally steal from the poor

This is why, lower interest rates at a credit union or not, I'll never use a bank again. Bastards used to charge me $5 a pop just to talk to a teller, too.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



No other way to transact when pulling parts at a salvage yard. You hand 'em plastic, you might wind up locked in the trunk of a Ford Elite

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PainterofCrap posted:

No other way to transact when pulling parts at a salvage yard. You hand 'em plastic, you might wind up locked in the trunk of a Ford Elite
I go to salvage yards to pull my part in the trunk of a Ford Elite

I don't know why but the ambience just does it for me :3:

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


The Anime Liker posted:

I live in TN.

We still get our weed from shady dudes with machetes set up in $20 a night motels under interstate overpasses.

The way god intended.

Why yes, the state is horribly underfunded and ranks among the lower 20% of third world countries in education and dying in child birth but we have a robust for-profit prison system. Why do you ask?

ScoCo, huh?

/rimshot

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Rysithusiku posted:

Cash is really common still in cities with casinos/largeish gambling establishments. Cause they'll gladly cash your paycheck with no fees, assuming you'll drop at least a couple bucks at a machine or whatever.

It's a little how like a change machine only accepts pristine bills, but a lottery machine will happily take the most crumpled, stained dollar in your wallet.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

The Anime Liker posted:

I live in TN.

We still get our weed from shady dudes with machetes set up in $20 a night motels under interstate overpasses.

The way god intended.

Why yes, the state is horribly underfunded and ranks among the lower 20% of third world countries in education and dying in child birth but we have a robust for-profit prison system. Why do you ask?

but you have spicy nashville hot chicken that makes up for it right?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

snergle posted:

but you have spicy nashville hot chicken that makes up for it right?
You can get it pretty much anywhere nowadays.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

FreudianSlippers posted:

Does anyone who isn't doing something illegal actually get payed in cash post the year 2000?

I just got paid cash for sewing curtains for someone who said she was "too old for Venmo".

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

PainterofCrap posted:

No other way to transact when pulling parts at a salvage yard. You hand 'em plastic, you might wind up locked in the trunk of a Ford Elite

I pay at the salvage yard by pullin’ parts

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

FreudianSlippers posted:

Does anyone who isn't doing something illegal actually get payed in cash post the year 2000?

Not counting the literally homeless.

Lots of people get tips, if the person is cool, they give you cash so you don't have to report that poo poo and you don't put it in your bank unless you need to cause then it's technically reportable.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I realise now how I was supposed to tip the staff years ago when I was drinking at an airport bar in the USA, paying by card like a dumb Australian, and getting dirty looks from the staff: not use card.

And I didn't have the brains to say "how do I tip you, help"

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Hyperlynx posted:

I realise now how I was supposed to tip the staff years ago when I was drinking at an airport bar in the USA, paying by card like a dumb Australian, and getting dirty looks from the staff: not use card.

And I didn't have the brains to say "how do I tip you, help"

In fairness, tipping in the US can be weird. Had an actual discussion with wife and BiL about whether we tip the dude who drove us around the Oregon dunes in a sandrail.

(Yes, we tipped Buddy in the end.)

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Elissimpark posted:

In fairness, tipping in the US can be weird. Had an actual discussion with wife and BiL about whether we tip the dude who drove us around the Oregon dunes in a sandrail.

(Yes, we tipped Buddy in the end.)

Sand is its own reward, no need to tip

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Hyperlynx posted:

I realise now how I was supposed to tip the staff years ago when I was drinking at an airport bar in the USA, paying by card like a dumb Australian, and getting dirty looks from the staff: not use card.

And I didn't have the brains to say "how do I tip you, help"

yeah some people hate card tips because the store pools tips and so they have to share that or because they dont want to report it. generally you tip with cash but thats kind of gone out the window idk anyone who ever has any cash on them besides maybe some change. even my 60yr old mom doesnt use cash. she'll cash app you her cut of the bill though.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Please god someone start a food derail

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Milo and POTUS posted:

Please god someone start a food derail

What's that?! You think pineapple on pizza is ok?!?!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS posted:

Please god someone start a food derail

Uhhh... uhhh... think... think.... uhhh... don't you guys love putting spray cheese up your butt?!

Wait, no... I mean... what's the deal with.... pizza rolls? Yeah, that.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

There was a viral tweet earlier this week that I can’t find right now that went to the effect “If I go somewhere and they have an iPad at the register I know I’m gonna be asked to tip for something I never had to before.”

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



chainchompz posted:

What's that?! You think pineapple on pizza is ok?!?!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Scratch Monkey posted:



The maker of the hot water bottle I own has an unfortunate name and origin
Flared base....

:hmmyes:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

snergle posted:

yeah some people hate card tips because the store pools tips and so they have to share that or because they dont want to report it. generally you tip with cash but thats kind of gone out the window idk anyone who ever has any cash on them besides maybe some change. even my 60yr old mom doesnt use cash. she'll cash app you her cut of the bill though.

Well, no, I mean I didn't tip, because I didn't know how to.

Each beer, they just offered me the card machine with the cost of my beer entered in and I beeped my card on it, and they handed me a receipt with a space on it saying tip: ________. And I was, internally, "but I need to tip you, right? Where do I do that?" but was too confused/embarassed/progressively intoxicated to ask.

I still don't know how to tip using a card. I get handing over some cash that's more than the purchase price where the rest is the tip, but I don't think I even had any local currency on me at that point.

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Oct 30, 2009

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You don’t have to tip just because society says you have to. Only tip when someone really puts in the effort.

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

Hyperlynx posted:

Well, no, I mean I didn't tip, because I didn't know how to.

Each beer, they just offered me the card machine with the cost of my beer entered in and I beeped my card on it, and they handed me a receipt with a space on it saying tip: ________. And I was, internally, "but I need to tip you, right? Where do I do that?" but was too confused/embarassed/progressively intoxicated to ask.

I still don't know how to tip using a card. I get handing over some cash that's more than the purchase price where the rest is the tip, but I don't think I even had any local currency on me at that point.

For future reference, write the amount of the tip on that blank line and sign the receipt, leaving it for them. There’s usually also a line for you to write the total. Your card will be charged the total plus tip. A temporary charge of the total before tip may show up initially, but it will eventually be corrected to the full amount.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

That just sounds onerous. Pay a living wage already.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Nobody loving bite, I can't take it anymore.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

oldpainless posted:

You don’t have to tip just because society says you have to. Only tip when someone really puts in the effort.

Put a stack of dimes on the table and remove them as necessary like if your server is inattentive.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's Derailpril. What can you do?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Put a stack of dimes on the table and remove them as necessary like if your server is inattentive.

Make sure they don't break eye contact as you shove each one up your rear end

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The wee-o-tine

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

chglcu posted:

For future reference, write the amount of the tip on that blank line and sign the receipt, leaving it for them. There’s usually also a line for you to write the total. Your card will be charged the total plus tip. A temporary charge of the total before tip may show up initially, but it will eventually be corrected to the full amount.

Oh! That makes a lot of sense!

I did wonder why there was that space on the receipt, since (I thought) the transaction was already done.

Thanks, now I know for if I'm ever in that neck of the woods again.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 07:34 on Apr 8, 2022

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

The guillo-peen

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Speaking of payment by card, what's with American restaurant servers fuckin walking off with my credit card?? Do you guys not have The Machine to bring over to the table?? Give it back

e: and yeah why is it even possible to change what I get charged based on what I write on paper. They could pretend I wrote $1 000 on there

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Killingyouguy! posted:

Speaking of payment by card, what's with American restaurant servers fuckin walking off with my credit card?? Do you guys not have The Machine to bring over to the table?? Give it back

e: and yeah why is it even possible to change what I get charged based on what I write on paper. They could pretend I wrote $1 000 on there

the USA is best understood as an international project to undermine the rights of mankind, and specifically the mistreatment our people undergo is a kind of proverbial canary in that coal mine. what's happening here is merely a "test audience" for global export

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Speaking of payment by card, what's with American restaurant servers fuckin walking off with my credit card?? Do you guys not have The Machine to bring over to the table?? Give it back

e: and yeah why is it even possible to change what I get charged based on what I write on paper. They could pretend I wrote $1 000 on there

Us dumb Americans think restaurants are supposed to be fancy and old-fashioned, and bringing over a little plastic box with glowy lights on it really ruins the mood. But the real reason is that doing the transaction away from the table helps the customer forget about/ignore the part of the meal where they are paying money, and thus it's good for business. And fraud doesn't really happen - it's too easy to catch.

I've only seen The Machine once, when I was on a layover in the London Heathrow airport. It was a bit of a weird culture shock moment, but I think I'd prefer if The Machine came into common usage here in the States. Unrelatedly, do not under any circumstances get a hamburger at the Jamie Oliver restaurant in Heathrow. Worst fuckin burger I've ever had.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Some chain restaurants let you pay on a little card scanner on the table, some of them even let you order Apps/Drinks without having to flag your server down.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
^ hey what they said

efb: Some places here are just placing The Machine at the table, you can play video games on it, request drinks and pay at the table and gently caress off into the night without saying goodbye to the kid working their fingers to the bone for like a buck twenty five an hour if tips cover the rest to reach the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour

i've only seen them in larger chains in larger cities though, for example an Outback steakhouse in Silicon Valley

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
People in Britain don't tip at restaurants because they are being served British food.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

People in Britain don't tip at restaurants because they are being served British food.

British "Food":

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

These days, in these aftertimes, at pubs and restaurants you usually scan a qr code on the table to get taken to a MrYum hosted website where you order your food/drinks. You enter your card details into the site, which it remembers, and charges when you order. And there's an option for tip which <REDACTED TO AVOID FURTHER DERAIL>.

I must say, table service everywhere is rather nice, and I could certainly get used to it

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BasicLich posted:

British "Food":


Oh c'mon, it's not all bad

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