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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Egeez sounds like a startup with a $2 billion valuation that launches just before the dot com crash in the early 2000s

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Egeez sounds like a startup with a $2 billion valuation that launches just before the dot com crash in the early 2000s

I just like how it sounds like it's giving up.

"What's your company called?"

"E...uh geeze..."

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Egeez sounds like a startup with a $2 billion valuation that launches just before the dot com crash in the early 2000s
You're right, it sounds like money that can't lose!

All-in on orange, baybee!

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
The Amazon of Licensing. Amazon of course famous for not selling any licensed products

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
When I was young I don't remember it being about who was the most messed up. I remember it being about having fun with my friends which I still do to this day.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The army of online trolls is literally his entire fanbase

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

sharknado slashfic posted:

The army of online trolls is literally his entire fanbase

Prepare to be cleansed by Nathfeld, Boomer B***h

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Patiently awaiting Easter 2022, when the one true Garfield King will rise from his grave to lead us all to salvation.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Going after boomers seems to be a curious hill to die on

Boomers of course are responsible for the failure of GarfEats, ScoobEats, and for yanking his license so why not go after them

Instead of charging windmills he's going to walk up to people he thinks are boomers on the street and spend hours trying to convince them of the inherent greatness of a cat avatar consisting of him fused with Garfield

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lt. Cock posted:

Patiently awaiting Easter 2022, when the one true Garfield King will rise from his grave to lead us all to salvation.

Have you heard the Good News?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
This, *gestures at everything* can only end badly

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1512429733182648332?s=21

https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1512429794125922307?s=21

Hmm

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Mods, please change literally everyone else's name to MAALIK-UL-MULK

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Dr. Quarex posted:

Mods, please change literally everyone else's name to MAALIK-UL-MULK

Partial Octopus
Feb 4, 2006



felt like I was having a stroke reading that tweet

Partial Octopus
Feb 4, 2006



Wonder who and how much he paid for these Nathfield art commissions.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

is he

is he trying to create a Nathfield EU? Are there going to be other superheroes that come out in later editions? is Pascal going to be something akin to Thanos? :suspense:

I'm invested as all hell now and my entergagement is at levels unknown to mankind

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Zero chance that’s Nathen. Boo.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Frank Frank posted:

Zero chance that’s Nathen. Boo.

I’d be inclined to believe you if he wasn’t promoting and reposting the account on his socials and discord.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



Sorry Nathfield, all those powers are copyrighted and in use by other superheroes

the only superpowers you're legally allowed to use are the power to make a jello mold quiver from up to 13 feet away, the ability to read the minds of bacteria, and the power to roll 3s with dice whenever you wish

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Apr 8, 2022

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Lt. Cock posted:

I’d be inclined to believe you if he wasn’t promoting and reposting the account on his socials and discord.

Of course he is, he's an insane narcissist and someone created a fan character, which may actually be sadder than if he did commission it himself

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I just can't believe Nathen would invent a brand new god and it wouldn't be either himself or garfield.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I want to believe it’s him but it’s just so on the nose it’s hard to swallow

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
This is amazing

I am fully entergaged by the Ul-Mulk Universe

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Frank Frank posted:

I want to believe it’s him but it’s just so on the nose it’s hard to swallow

Do you believe this guy knows what geokinetics are

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This lore is getting very complicated.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i just want a pizza shaped like a cat's head

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

Do you believe this guy knows what geokinetics are

Not knowing the meanings of words has never stopped Nathen from using them before

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

I want to believe it’s him but it’s just so on the nose it’s hard to swallow

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1511544498999934992

GarfieldEATS twitter is telling you to migrate and the Nathen Mazri instagram says, in plain words, I am @thenathfield

This is happening and you need to get onboard or be left behind... mneow!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Zero chance that’s Nathen. Boo.

Sorry, Frank, but it's absolutely him.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Partial Octopus posted:

Wonder who and how much he paid for these Nathfield art commissions.

Pretty sure he made it clear weeks ago that 1) he expects Disney-quality art of Nathfield and 2) he will not be paying for it.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Good Lord

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
i regret ever having questioned MAALIK-UL-MULK

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It's weird having worked for a rich failson. You see a bit of them in every Musk and Mazri.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
What the gently caress Nathen.

What the gently caress.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Escape From Noise posted:

Nathfield is comin' for you!


His dad stopped writing cheques, huh?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I am obligated to post Daddy Mulk now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NteidGHXV7U

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This is some American Psycho poo poo.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbVt3GOp4NO/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Thank you Nathen, I've been having a difficult morning and I needed the extreme telepathy of MAALIK-UL-MULK to drive an instant positive outlook

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I love this thread so much

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