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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zetsubou-san posted:

context: an idiot is attempting to hike from ontario to yukon and is woefully unprepared

Oh boy, another underprepared hiking saga!
The only downsides are that it's just goon-adjacent, and I don't know whether they die or just give up comically early, so I don't know how much to laugh yet.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Watching Where's Wally and literally one of the first jokes is Whitebeard calling him Waldo on accident, I think there's a theme.

Really not sure what the original script was written for. Definitely early 90s 'we barely give a poo poo, let's make jokes and do impressions the kids won't get' vibes.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


so much lamer than the Carmen Sandiego cartoon

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I do like Whitebeard having real strong Rodney Dangerfield energy though.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


[from a conversation about how Spider-Man would post, if he had an SA account]

How Wonderful! posted:

PERMABAN | 3/31/2022 05:02 PM | Hornet_on_Main | Permabanned user Peterparker69. You've gotta stop doing this man. | 5th of Jameson | 5th of Jameson

Dareon posted:

im permabanned poster peterparker69. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "great responsibility" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "how do i shot web" and "does whatever a spider can" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically spider sense. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to getting hit in the head with falling bricks. peace.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I thought this was another Trump scam for a moment.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

lame recognize lame

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh boy, another underprepared hiking saga!
The only downsides are that it's just goon-adjacent, and I don't know whether they die or just give up comically early, so I don't know how much to laugh yet.

You can die from hiking and they'll make a movie about you if you cared enough

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

You can die from hiking and they'll make a movie about you if you cared enough

Not only can I die from hiking, I absolutely one hundred per cent would

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Propaganda Hour posted:

I was expecting to see all 150



Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Liquid Chicken posted:

Cue "The Lonely Man" song....


mobby_6kl posted:

Needs a bit more negative space imo


Cthulu Carl posted:

Needs some Werner Herzog narration

busalover posted:

The tank does not know where it is going. It will die. It is insane.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Seperate images for "selah." This is the work of a scholar.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:smallbarf: Purposefully spamming FYAD / Being a relentless dumbass. :smallbarf:

Prajna posted:

well your right. i am antangonizing fyad and you fuckers are eating up like the cock you savor

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

tinytort posted:

I'm not sure how it would play out for real, but the TV version usually goes something like "my cantankerous uncle So And So lost his temper with the power company and wrote a cheque on a pig and then went and dropped the pig off at their offices", so Uncle So And So never interacts with the bank himself, he just unleashes a very large, aggressive farm animal on an office building in a way that also makes it legal tender and creates a funny story.

King Hong Kong posted:

I have to say, the reference to writing banking information on a pig as something that happens on numerous TV shows is definitely lost on me.

Arivia posted:

i wrote three checks on three different pigs and labelled them installments 1, 2, and 4, before releasing them into the town hall to pay my property taxes

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Nothing beat the thrill as a kid of finding the boobs in a Where's Waldo book.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

rydiafan posted:

Nothing beat the thrill as a kid of finding the boobs in a Where's Waldo book.

There was always finding woods porn.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Woods porn? They really did hide everything in those books, didn't they?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

upsidedown posted:

It’s just refilling its script for lithium. Perfectly normal.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Dameius posted:

There was always finding woods porn.

Yeah, but Where's Waldo was right there in the middle school library. You could look at boobs while the librarian was RIGHT THERE none the wiser.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I’ve made it to the quotes thread I can now end my posting career happily

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Arivia posted:

I’ve made it to the quotes thread I can now end my posting career happily

Wait. That's all it took? We could have done that years ago!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wait. That's all it took? We could have done that years ago!

she didn't say she was gonna stop posting

just that if she ever does she will be happy. just like everyone else

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Anne Whateley posted:

Shaving isn't hygienic, it's just a grooming preference. It's actually worse for health and that's before you get into the possibility of lopping off your labia.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

she didn't say she was gonna stop posting

just that if she ever does she will be happy. just like everyone else

I genuinely can’t tell if this is supposed to be heartwarming, an own, or both

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Paging Inexplicable Slamdunk to this thread

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Gonna be real, its possible that was a burn on all of us

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I feel pretty owned, ngl

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I feel pretty owned, ngl

Are you as owned as this goon???????????

Way2Cool posted:

I waould like to request someone to seed the Wizard of OZ, Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon sync up. I have searched the net, and couldn't find it. I am sure someone here has it somewhere. The only time I have tried to do it, the VCR ate my copy of Wizard of Oz, proving the cosmos demand I not see it. Therefore, I must see it.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

banned?? that post is so old i'd have thought the mods would have lost interest!!!

but yeah i don't really get what's interesting or amusing about that. cool, someone got banned for filez-requesting seventeen years ago.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

banned?? that post is so old i'd have thought the mods would have lost interest!!!

but yeah i don't really get what's interesting or amusing about that. cool, someone got banned for filez-requesting seventeen years ago.

Imagine your VCR eating your own family heirloom copy of Wizard Of Oz and you beg goons to hook you up with another so you can prove or deny the urban myth of it syncing up to Pink Floyd despite your valiant attempts to :google: the solution. And then you are definitively 10 dollars poorer because of it (because of the ban, you see).

I'd say that ranks high for goon ownage. And is thus funny or at the very least interesting.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i suppose we can agree to disagree

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

That thread features an old perma-banned user, https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=51709, with a pretty epic reason: "Long history of causing poo poo, including 10 probations. TEN! And you still won't stop trying to stir poo poo up."

Ahhh what a simpler time it was.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Lmao, ten (10!) Probations

Back in the era when mods remembered that permabanning was a thing

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


RFC2324 posted:

Lmao, ten (10!) Probations

Back in the era when mods remembered that permabanning was a thing

Banned for mod sass

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Martman posted:

That thread features an old perma-banned user, https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=51709, with a pretty epic reason: "Long history of causing poo poo, including 10 probations. TEN! And you still won't stop trying to stir poo poo up."

Ahhh what a simpler time it was.

Yeah but did you look at the content of those probes

Population reduction. Why the hell not?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

Lmao, ten (10!) Probations

Back in the era when mods remembered that permabanning was a thing

We've had a few permas in the last couple of days. Including one banned goon pretending to be another banned goon to try get around their own ban for some magical reason.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Inceltown posted:

We've had a few permas in the last couple of days. Including one banned goon pretending to be another banned goon to try get around their own ban for some magical reason.


From reading CaptainACABs rap sheet, I got the impression that that's maddox?

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Why the hell would an old permabanned user come back here now? We are now extremely esoteric. Inconsequential. Barely visible. We have nothing to offer.

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