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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

haveblue posted:

If anyone recognizes your pornstar friend at the wedding, just ask them "oh, from where?"

This is the correct answer. Especially if it gets brought up near a spouse.

Just go with the strategy of that one OP from a while back about reacting to an off-color joke: "I'm not sure what you mean - please explain it to me."

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deety
Aug 2, 2004

zombies + sharks = fun

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for asking my fiancée to remove her adult actress friend from her wedding party?

OP is clearly lying about being cool with this woman's job when he's trying to act like her career is comparable to his friend's infidelity. Or I guess maybe he's also okay with infidelity?

I also love how he's trying to say that widespread hypocrisy among his religious family isn't some "gotcha" on his relatives. Because... it totally is? And while he may be trying to make the point that his rear end in a top hat family will care more about this woman's presence than about the porn watchers who notice her, I still don't get why that should mean they need to cut that bridesmaid. If your relatives can't act respectfully at your wedding, that's on them.

He's basically prioritizing judgy hypocrites over the bride's feelings, which means they both need to step back and consider if this wedding is a good idea.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AITA for not making my cousin a special meal

quote:

We had dinner by my grandparents Sunday. My mom and aunt/uncle, cousins. I cooked and made semi-homemade pizza and garlic bread.

My cousin(17) isn't allergic to anything but he's picky as hell. Which is why I thought pizza was a safe bet, except I didn't know he doesn't eat pizza with veggies on it and there was green peppers and onions on it.

Then the garlic bread.... I made a garlic butter with minced fresh garlic.

So when we sat down to dinner my cousin said "oh there's veggies on it.... I don't want any" my grandpa said "just pick them off" my cousin was like "ew I'll still taste them".

So I said "well there's garlic bread and I have some tomato sauce left if you want to dip" he said ok, and then when he was going to eat some he asked "what's the white stuff". I said "minced garlic " he said "ew no thanks ".

My aunt asked if I made anything else and I said no. She said "well usually when you make dinner for people you either make something everyone will eat or have something as a backup, like a pasta or something otherwise it's rude to let a guest go hungry".

My grandma offered to make him something, but my cousin said "no thanks " and seemed mad or something.

Everyone else liked it but AITA for not making a special meal for my cousin when he wouldn't eat what I made.

commenter posted:

NTA. Now that you know your cousin has all these issues, the next time you cook for him, of course make something without veggies. But your aunt was not gracious and made the situation worse. Also, at 17, you think he could manage to suck it up or go make a peanut butter sandwich. You can definitely sort some of this out yourself by the age of 17. You are not TA in this situation.

OP posted:

I probably won't cook for him again, he's to picky.

Lmao

Stick to your guns OP, he can go make a sammich anytime

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

ew, green peppers

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

17 is not too old to do the 'your options are veggies or go to bed hungry' thing

tired gay and dead
Apr 4, 2022

by Hand Knit
I'm just confused at how this porn actor can be so widely recognisable in 2022. I can't name a single porn actor other than Mia Khalifa, and that's only because she used to have a twitch account so people meme'd about it a lot.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

tired gay and dead posted:

I'm just confused at how this porn actor can be so widely recognisable in 2022. I can't name a single porn actor other than Mia Khalifa, and that's only because she used to have a twitch account so people meme'd about it a lot.

How much porn do you watch? The way I read it, the dude's concern (Or rather, his stated concern, if not actual concern) wasn't "Oh no, someone might recognize her from memes!" it was "Oh no, someone will recognize her from watching her actual body of work."

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

B-Rock452 posted:

Some of my favorite memories as a kid was going to stay with my grandparents for a few weeks and helping out with the giant (not farm sized but around a half acre) garden my grandmother had. Plus they let me drive the tractor! And spend time with my awesome grandparents!

drat, I can only imagine! The tractor!!!

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
when i visited a relative's farm as a child i got bit by a pig. farm pigs don't like it when you try to pet them, apparently

they didn't make me do any chores. probably figured i was too dumb to shovel poo poo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Foo Diddley posted:

when i visited a relative's farm as a child i got bit by a pig. farm pigs don't like it when you try to pet them, apparently

they didn't make me do any chores. probably figured i was too dumb to shovel poo poo

:mods:

tired gay and dead
Apr 4, 2022

by Hand Knit

Cthulu Carl posted:

How much porn do you watch? The way I read it, the dude's concern (Or rather, his stated concern, if not actual concern) wasn't "Oh no, someone might recognize her from memes!" it was "Oh no, someone will recognize her from watching her actual body of work."

Way more than average I'm pretty sure, but I don't really keep track of individual actors, maybe I'm not representative of the general porn watching audience.

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

tired gay and dead posted:

I'm just confused at how this porn actor can be so widely recognisable in 2022. I can't name a single porn actor other than Mia Khalifa, and that's only because she used to have a twitch account so people meme'd about it a lot.
It's an interesting thing because generally speaking people - even "enthusiasts" - don't talk about porn with each other. I could probably recognize dozens of porn performers (not a brag, needless to say), but I have no idea if anybody else I know would recognize any of them, outside of the rare actor (Khalifa, Lisa Ann, Stormy Daniels, Sasha Grey, etc) who gains some kind of crossover fame.

I also think that if I saw a porn star, uh, "out of context," I might not even recognize them myself. I would guess if this woman did appear in the bridal party, almost nobody would recognize her, and basically nobody who did would even mention it, because of the potential for personal embarrassment.

E: “my rich mom won’t pay for my wedding because my fiancée has a porn star bridesmaid” has to be one of the most Los Angeles-y problems I’ve ever heard.

Mellow Seas fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 8, 2022

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA I didn't cook for my wife

How dare you expect me to cook for you! I am not your maid you piece of poo poo!

Now I expect you to cook all of my meals everyday without fail. What do you mean you're not my maid?! I'M HUNGRY AND YOU CAN'T NOT COOK ME FOOD! Stop acting so childish and be my personal chef.

Lol

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

tired gay and dead posted:

I'm just confused at how this porn actor can be so widely recognisable in 2022. I can't name a single porn actor other than Mia Khalifa, and that's only because she used to have a twitch account so people meme'd about it a lot.

There are several meme porn actors and this person is on reddit so they might have a bigger assumption on her recognizability than is true.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Foo Diddley posted:

AITA for sending back a birthday gift my uncle sent me because I found it inappropriate?

conservative family values, y'all

R/relationships: My uncle has never once been inappropriate with me beyond the casual misogyny

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
I would be afraid of someone recognizing her and sexually harassing her. Because some people act really creepy around people they know to be sex workers.

Of course, I would make an effort to protect her rather than ban her in case any of my relative find out we have a friend who has sex.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


AITA for not putting gas in my own car?

quote:

So I (20F) just got my own car. My bf (21m) co signed for it and so he has very adamant on "car rules" like avoiding potholes so car doesn't damage, make sure I don't drive bad to ruin the engine/transmission, always put gas when it's 1/4 rather than really low and to just fill it up all the way rather than put 5$ etc.

So given that, he and his family doesn't want me going to gas stations alone. That was like a really big nono because I could be in a danger if I put gas on my own etc. So I'm like ok. Well here's where it got tricky.

Thursday I realize it was at half a tank. I was going to warn my bf but after work at night (we work together) he seemed tired so I didn't want to bug him. After that I went to my house. I did my thing in the weekend. Did errands Friday and went to my other job Saturday. Sunday came about and my tank was probably at 1/5. I saw him early morning for work but he didn't take my car to work so I told myself ok I'll just ask him after work because we were going to pick up my puppy in the afternoon.

It's afternoon and I'm driving us to my house. My tank is really low. However i told myself, I'll just ask him after I pick my puppy up but then midway my car have a notification that I need to put gas asap so my bf saw that and got mad. Saying how I'm risking being stuck on the middle of the road, how the car will gently caress up if I let that happen and how he already told me not to do that. I told him I would've put gas days before but he doesn't want to go to gas stations alone. So AITA?

Tldr: bf doesn't want me to go to gas stations unless he's with me. Didn't see him for 3 days when tank was low. Once I saw him my car needed gas bad and he got mad

Look, i don't wanna judge a woman if she ever felt in danger at a gas station. But that seems to be too much, and it's not her rule, it's imposed on her by her bf. So why does he get to make the strict rules?

op posted:

I'm paying it but he cosigned so he is primary owner (because I don't have a license)

Oh, so she's been driving without a license and she failed the driving exam two days ago. ESH for some rather contrasting reasons.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




they let you purchase a car without a driver's license? lmfao

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Johnny Truant posted:

they let you purchase a car without a driver's license? lmfao

I can't imagine any car salesman would let something like that prevent a sale.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

Johnny Truant posted:

they let you purchase a car without a driver's license? lmfao

Salesman don't give a gently caress. No license? That's a problem for you to deal now just sign here and this beauty will be yours

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Johnny Truant posted:

they let you purchase a car without a driver's license? lmfao
You've never heard "Life's Been Good?"

quantumwell
Jun 22, 2013

tired gay and dead posted:

I'm just confused at how this porn actor can be so widely recognisable in 2022. I can't name a single porn actor other than Mia Khalifa, and that's only because she used to have a twitch account so people meme'd about it a lot.

Ahem, in my experience the major porn actors use a LOT of professionally applied makeup while filming making them relatively unrecognizable without it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for not putting gas in my own car?

Look, i don't wanna judge a woman if she ever felt in danger at a gas station. But that seems to be too much, and it's not her rule, it's imposed on her by her bf. So why does he get to make the strict rules?

Oh, so she's been driving without a license and she failed the driving exam two days ago. ESH for some rather contrasting reasons.

Lol what the gently caress. Is she for real

quantumwell
Jun 22, 2013

Johnny Truant posted:

they let you purchase a car without a driver's license? lmfao

Last time I bought a car from a dealer they asked for my license and proof of insurance to get the gap insurance I needed
to drive off the lot.

derra
Dec 29, 2012
I think "co-signed" might be a bit of a fib.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

tired gay and dead posted:

I'm just confused at how this porn actor can be so widely recognisable in 2022. I can't name a single porn actor other than Mia Khalifa, and that's only because she used to have a twitch account so people meme'd about it a lot.

It just takes one, and if it's really a conservative christian entire side of the family, the most likely outcome is a guy recognizes her, chats her up expecting her to follow him to a closet for sex, and when she passes he tells everyone a wanton whore is at the wedding probably there to seduce married men.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I figured if his name is on it that would be enough, I assumed they saw she had a learner's permit and figured that was good enough if she was a secondary driver.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

kdrudy posted:

There are several meme porn actors and this person is on reddit so they might have a bigger assumption on her recognizability than is true.

I know you meant "meme" porn actors rather than "meme porn" actors but the idea of the latter is very funny to me, just porn stars out there reenacting memes

AITA for posting on Instagram that I was not this guy's girlfriend after he posted a picture of us together?

quote:

I am 18F and the guy "A" is 21M, we are part of the same "social group" and share mutual friends (but we are not really friends).

Last month, my best friend moved into her own apartment away from her abusive family. We had a mini-celebration at her flat with me, her, "A" and 6 other people (a total of 5F, 4M). We had drinks and took some photos. I took a lot with my best friend and a few of my closest friends, and before we left, we took a group photo.

I stood next to "A" because I was the shortest and he was the second shortest of the group. Few of us posted the photos on Instagram later that day and that was that. 2 days ago, I got a bunch of guys dmed me if "A" and I were dating and I was so confused. I asked my best friend and she sent me a screenshot of what guy "A" posted.

There were a total of 4 pics he uploaded, and the first was of his new car, the second of his car parts? I'm not sure, and the third photo of the two of us cropped out of the group shot and the last pic of his university's entrance. He captioned it "Life at 21; living the dream"

I was creeped out by this. We've never had a conversation together and I was uncomfortable with the idea that he cropped everyone out of the group shot to make it look like we took it together.

I asked for his phone number and I contacted him saying either he could delete the post or repost it with me cropped out. He got upset with me, and told me it wasn't a big deal and that I was being narcissistic because "if I was some instagram model you would have begged for that"

I got mad so I went on Instagram and uploaded a picture of the group shot, his post, and wrote the disclaimer that I wasn't dating him and that he was being a creep. I wrote in all caps "I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND! HE'S JUST BEING A CREEP" A lot of the people in my comments told me I was taking it too far, and that I was being too harsh and humiliating him. He also blew up my phone saying that I humiliated him and ruined his social life. All his family and new uni friends saw it and I feel lowkey like I did take it too far, I have a lot of followers 25K and I think I shamed him too publically...

AITA?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Piell posted:

I know you meant "meme" porn actors rather than "meme porn" actors but the idea of the latter is very funny to me, just porn stars out there reenacting memes

AITA for posting on Instagram that I was not this guy's girlfriend after he posted a picture of us together?

To hell with that guy.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I have a lot of followers 25K

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
If 25k people made fun of that dude I'd say that's a positive outcome

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
God he was just using you as an object to brag about, you didn't have to be such a bitch.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
if she really did ruin his social life she probably saved a few other girls from getting used by this guy

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
It's fine, he's already got a new girlfriend. No, you can't meet her, she lives in Canada.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AITA for getting my BIL a toilet and putting it outside the house?

quote:

Long story short, My M30, BIL M34, moved in with me and my wife after he got divorced. I had to say yes after my wife basically gave me an ultimatuim saying if he can't move in then she would move out!. So I sucked it up and agreed.

BIL has a habit of entering the bathroom and keeping it busy for like 45 to 50 minutes and I'm not even exaggerating folks. Thing is my 11 year old son has a medical condition that requires him to use the bathroom, especially during night time.

I told my BIL about this and asked him yo be considerate and make sure the bathroom is a available when my son needs it. He nodded saying yeah man no problem and we left it at that.

Son days ago I was covering a night shift and got a call from my son crying saying he wet himself after my BIL denied him access to the bathroom after being there for 40 minutes. I went home and lost it on him, my wife defended him saying my son never knocked or let anyone know he needed the bathroom but after I checked the hallway cam, my son's story was confirmed. I told BIL he only gets 10-15 minutes in the bathroom and that's it. He threw a fit about how he needs more time in the bathroom to "relax" and said I was being unreasonable.

The next day I went out and got a toilet and placed it outside the house and told him if he wanted to take his time then use this toilet, I of course didn't expect him to really use it but did that to prove my point and show him how serious I'm being after telling him it's my house. He got offended saying that not just my house and called me dictator and other names. My wife started yelling about how I'm mistreating and disrespecting her brother and demanded I apologize but I said I won't. Now they're both avoiding me and my son and are huffing around us and being hostile.

Noooo, my bathroom relaxin' time! :negative:

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Geez man I like a leisurely jack as much as anybody but if you're staying in somebody else's house then wrap that poo poo up.

It's also possible BIL is doing hard drugs in there.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Hughlander posted:

AITA for running away and making my parents look like bad people?



your parents are terfs they think theyre a pervert because theyre nb. murder and move on

snergle fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 8, 2022

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Captain Hygiene posted:

AITA for getting my BIL a toilet and putting it outside the house?

Noooo, my bathroom relaxin' time! :negative:

OP should file divorce papers and for custody of the 11-year-old, that way each parent has one child to take care of.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Captain Hygiene posted:

AITA for getting my BIL a toilet and putting it outside the house?

Noooo, my bathroom relaxin' time! :negative:

quote:

I had to say yes after my wife basically gave me an ultimatuim saying if he can't move in then she would move out!

So close to solving the problem before it existed, so fuckin close...

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/alexischaise/status/1512370202201460737

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