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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

kntfkr posted:

is nathen implying that he is god

He's going down the same route as Christian Chandler so it's only a matter of time.

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Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

deedee megadoodoo posted:

MAALIK-UL-MULK is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day

That's the Garfield greeting that we sent to you from the land of entergage

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

kntfkr posted:

is nathen implying that he is god

Are you implying he isn't

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Heath posted:

Are you implying he isn't

I will flat out state that Nathen isn't God. I've met god and he's a lady but, also, like a tree. Anyway God doesn't have the worlds most sexually traumatizing beard

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Powerful Katrinka posted:

That's the Garfield greeting that we sent to you from the land of entergage

Here we know the startups will be greens and bright
Just be celibate and everything's all right

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Yaldabaoth posted:

He's going down the same route as Christian Chandler so it's only a matter of time.

Christian Chandler from the show Christian F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

kntfkr posted:

I will flat out state that Nathen isn't God. I've met god and he's a lady but, also, like a tree.

Claiming that God is a woman is grossly misogynistic because you're undermining all the religious oppression women suffered because of their gender throughout human history.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Yaldabaoth posted:

Claiming that God is a woman is grossly misogynistic because you're undermining all the religious oppression women suffered because of their gender throughout human history.

smoke more DMT

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Nathen being celibate makes Nathfield a virgin birth

Probably

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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Yaldabaoth posted:

Claiming that God is a woman is grossly misogynistic because you're undermining all the religious oppression women suffered because of their gender throughout human history.

:stonk:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

kntfkr posted:

smoke more DMT

No thank you.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1509958165848379394?s=21&t=wYu8o1dL3-9bqrhSgqbJpA

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lt. Cock posted:

Nathen being celibate makes Nathfield a virgin birth

Probably
Nathfield sprang fully-formed from a would in Nathen's head, but unlike Zeus and Aphrodite it wasn't a physical wound.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Famous vegan foods:
- appetizers
- vegetable
-

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Heath posted:

Famous vegan foods:
- appetizers
- vegetable
-

don't forget desert!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Heath posted:

Famous vegan foods:
- appetizers
- vegetable
-

This is how you can tell Nathen eats nothing but meat.

Zombie Squared
Feb 16, 2007



Nathfield giving off some insanely Poochie vibes.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

kntfkr posted:

Also, I've never spoken to her but I've been party to phone calls with Lisa Frank and knew a designer who went out to AZ and worked for and would you believe that Lisa Frank is a mad woman? It's true.

Why yes, I would believe that. Not from any first, second or third hand knowledge, but it still feels right.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Zombie Squared posted:

Nathfield giving off some insanely Poochie vibes.

“Hey Nathfield, you look like you have something to say. Do you?”

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Note: Nathfield killed all baby boomers on the way to his home planet.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Zombie Squared posted:

Nathfield giving off some insanely Poochie vibes.

God I wish he would return to his home planet.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Mega64 posted:

Note: Nathfield killed all baby boomers on the way to his home planet.

If only

sdasdas
Dec 29, 2012

This thread never fails to deliver.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I always love when normal sane people wander into this thread and freak out about it. We’re overdue

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

Claiming that God is a woman is grossly misogynistic because you're undermining all the religious oppression women suffered because of their gender throughout human history.

Good

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Could MAALIK UL MULK construct a prison of forks even they could not devise a means of escape from?

VeganEverestDeath
May 1, 2017

I don’t think that will fit on a tshirt

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

VeganEverestDeath posted:

I don’t think that will fit on a tshirt

Through Maalik-Ul-Mulk all things are possible

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Nathen's never going to let us off his wild ride, is he?

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
"Loves vegan food too like appetizers" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

VeganEverestDeath posted:

I don’t think that will fit on a tshirt

Mayhaps I can introduce you to a little company called Gildan?


Sherbert Hoover posted:

"Loves vegan food too like appetizers" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read

Listen, just like in the word 'team', there's no 'i' in 'meat'. But there is an 'i' in 'appetizers', so there ya go.

Pretty sure that's some solid Nathen M reasoning right there.

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!



It took me a while to notice the hand. lol

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

GolfHole posted:

i just want a pizza shaped like a cat's head
:lol:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I have been laughing out loud at this the entire time it took me to quote and now type this

Someone just starting in this thread for the first time could skip a dozen pages, read the first few posts, wonder if it was still the same thread, and have the same experience every additional time

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

kntfkr posted:

I used to have to touch licensing. The funniest licensing thing that I worked on was there was cross branded program at walmart for valentine's day for Hello Kitty and, get this, Precious Moments.

Have you ever looked into Precious Moments? loving horrifying organization.


Also, I've never spoken to her but I've been party to phone calls with Lisa Frank and knew a designer who went out to AZ and worked for and would you believe that Lisa Frank is a mad woman? It's true.

Sanrio's actually pretty cool. Disney is a loving nightmare and I don't know how any non-megacorps can make anything licensing their poo poo. Universal is eh.

I grew up in the Ozarks in southern Missouri and passed those creepy rear end billboards a lot. Even as a kid I'd joke about it, apparently. My mom says I'd be like "Come on, mom! Don't you wanna go to Precious Moments???". I'll have to look into them. I'm sure they're some kind of evangelical hellhole.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Posting for the glory of Maalik-Ul-Mulk, inshallah

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nathen's never going to let us off his wild ride, is he?

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (the entergagement)!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I think we should avoid touching the poop on this one



I think the poop will do more than touch back

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Shinjobi posted:

I think we should avoid touching the poop on this one



I think the poop will do more than touch back

We've only been entergaged, but we have not entergaged Nathfield.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I am equally certain touching the poop is both dangerous and unnecessary. Nathen is the gift that keeps on giving. An unquenchable font of entergagement and celibacy that will ride eternal on the internet providing laughs and joy wherever he may roam.

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